Mrs. Sherwood,

You’ve certainly given me a lot to think about. I’m not really into fresh air, because I’m really susceptible to sun poisoning. I do go outside at night with my Earth Worship group sometimes, because there’s nothing more freeing than dancing naked under a full moon.

Do you not believe in “love at first sight”? Or soulmates? I believe some people are soulmates, and they don’t even need to meet. They’re meant to be, and the universe will bring them together.

Once I make him love me, he will not want to throw me away like an old beer can. I think I’ll be more like a really big bottle of fine wine, that he’ll return to again and again for a sip. I guess I’d be one of those really big wine jugs, or one of those new boxes of wine.

Anyway, sorry for the long post, but you seem to care more than my very special parents do. They can jump off a bridge for all I care.

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