Good afternoon.

I have decided that my tiny, dark heart has found a potential soulmate right here on the forumwarz boards. I’d like to stalk him, just, you know, to show how much I love him. I know some people think that stalking is bad, but I think that if someone is willing to stalk you, follow you around, obsess over you, then it proves their commitment.

Any thoughts on where to start?

P.S He’s not an emo, so it’ll make it a little harder. But my heart knows what it knows.

Fire,

pain,

death,

love,

ice cream.

start by posting mammary glands. it will display your confidence.

In your case I would get really good at swimming…Manphin will be very difficult to stalk otherwise.

fine upstanding member of society great times male reproductive organ ****s fabulous person baby incest

gigerth Posted:

fine upstanding member of society great times male reproductive organ ****s fabulous person baby incest

Perhaps you should consider posting poetry that loosely hints at your beloved’s identity that way if they are interested they might contact you and if they aren’t you can always say it was actually addressed to a different poster.

FAIL Posted:

Just tubmail me. I’m a pretty open-minded guy, no need to stalk.

...j/k I'm gay

Sweet. I was hoping you were gay. I wanna make FAIL babies with you.

xXx-Fallen_Angel-xXx, I believe I will follow your suggestion. To the others, surely posting topless pictures doesn’t fall under the category of stalking. I’m off to write some poems. I usually write in the attic with a couple candles, but since the fire, the attic door is locked. I’ll figure something out. More to come.

icwutudidthar Posted:

technically correct BUT it is an effective preamble to stalking

he certainly has a point.

MANPHIN IS MINE WHORE, BACK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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