Caressing smooth and unblemished skin

in throes of pbumion in the sand

I have found life’s meaning

with my beloved cetacean.

I would proudly eschew life on land,

for a simple oceanic dwelling

On sturdy ground, false happiness

had always left me longing.

Silly girls attempt to intervene,

so here is my fair warning —

In the ocean you will drown

as my Manphin and I watch laughing.