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The legend of the Monkatrice
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No doubt you have all heard of the legend/myth of the male reproductive organatrice.
Well, if not this will fill you in. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/male reproductive organatrice
Born from the unnatural event of a rooster laying an egg, part Demon, part Rooster, pure evil.
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Well, **** that wimp! HEHEHE Log in to see images!
Born from the unnatural occurance of a demon possessed, cosmically radiated, secret agent Monkey, laying an egg. MONKATRICE was brought forth into this realm.
HEHEHE I LIVE! I LIIIIIIIIIVVVEEEE MONKATRICE edited this message on 07/01/2008 3:27AMLog in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 07/01/2008 1:35AM |
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MONKATRICE Posted:
****. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 07/01/2008 1:40AM |
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Oh right…I posted this so you meatbags would know that I intend to help you fools find **** you lost, contact the dead, solve missing person and unsolved murder mysteries…and also to answer questions about the occult.
Hey, I’m a MONKATRICE what the hell kind of job did you expect me to have meatbags? MONKATRICE edited this message on 07/01/2008 1:42AMLog in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 07/01/2008 1:41AM |
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Monkatrice? I don’t know if you’re real, but I saw your post from my phone. They didn’t take my phone ‘cause it was someplace they couldn’t find it. I just woke up in this room. Do you know where I am? Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 07/01/2008 1:43AM |
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Janie Posted:
Yes. I do know. HEHEHEHE
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Wat?
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OH, Right! I suppose you want me to tell you don’t you meatbag? Fine, you’re in a room at the secret headquarters of the Gentlemen’s club (fabulous personS and clandestine fools!).
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| Posted On: 07/01/2008 1:58AM |
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i think i’ll put a monkatrice into my roguelike. thanks fo the idea Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 07/01/2008 2:06AM |
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Also, I specialize in hunting down Ghosts, Ghouls, Ghasts, Goblins, (and all those other fabulous person G words)Zombies, Vampires, Werewolves, Sasquatches, Chupacabras…well you get the ****ing point right? I deal with the supernatural. So if you are having troubles with a supernatural infestation or attacks, call me or something I might help you for the right price HEHEHEH!
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| Posted On: 07/01/2008 2:07AM |
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BirdofWar Posted:
Glad I could help meatbag. That’ll be $250 for copyright use and another $150 for expenses! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 07/01/2008 2:09AM |
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The Monkatrice had eyes like cigarette cherries and a grating laugh that reminded me of a somewhat more attractive version of my ex-wife. It was, without a doubt, the ugliest thing I’d ever seen sober. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 07/01/2008 2:11AM |
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CUT
This is supposed to a horror movie. You are not being scary at all. You’re just being cheesy. You have to do more than growl.
Okay lets try this again…
ACTION Huerta edited this message on 07/01/2008 2:30AM
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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| Posted On: 07/01/2008 2:20AM |
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Alright, who’s the ****ing wise bum who put this picture in my tubmail? Log in to see images!
I don’t look anything like that! You aren’t nearly as funny as you think! ****ing meatbags. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 07/01/2008 2:31AM |
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hey weren’t you in Wicked on Broadway? My councilor said that I think everyone’s out to get me. She’s such a mean ****. |
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| Posted On: 07/01/2008 3:35AM |
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TheColderShoulder Posted:
How did you find out about-I mean NO I WAS NOT! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 07/01/2008 3:37AM |
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what happen mankey? (?_?) wai yuu midori now? (.O.’ ) 分かるかな。。。（＾▽＾）／ ♪ ♥ preeze crick ♥ |
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| Posted On: 07/02/2008 12:05AM |
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Use your power and contact Mark Twain from beyond the grave, please Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 07/02/2008 12:07AM |
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OH ****! Log in to see images! You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.
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| Posted On: 07/02/2008 12:10AM |
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DnD nerd Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 07/02/2008 12:18AM |
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...I sense… Something.
The presence of another powerful immortal??? One that claims to hunt vampires such as myself and my kin???
This cannot stand. Monkatrice, do not tempt me to hurt you, for I am sure your blood is as delicious as the sweet nectar known as mountain dew. |
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| Posted On: 07/02/2008 12:29AM |
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| Posted On: 07/02/2008 12:33AM |
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Fanguinus Posted:
Until some meatbag pays me to hunt you down I’m not lifting a finger! My blood burns with the fires of Hades itself undead FOOL! HEHEHEHHEHE But please do try and drink from it! I have been thinking of creating some minions to help me with balancing these stupid books…who knew that running a business could be so expensive?
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| Posted On: 07/02/2008 12:39AM |
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