Fanguinus Posted:

...I sense… Something.

The presence of another powerful immortal??? One that claims to hunt vampires such as myself and my kin???

This cannot stand. Monkatrice, do not tempt me to hurt you, for I am sure your blood is as delicious as the sweet nectar known as mountain dew.

Until some meatbag pays me to hunt you down I’m not lifting a finger!

My blood burns with the fires of Hades itself undead FOOL! HEHEHEHHEHE But please do try and drink from it! I have been thinking of creating some minions to help me with balancing these stupid books…who knew that running a business could be so expensive?

Are you any good with accounting? I am hiring!