January Posted:

God, it was so much better back in Russia, y’know? When all I had to handle was hostile agents and espionage. And now I’m dealin’ with drugged out monkeys.

This is gonna sting, boyo, but it’ll calm you down.

Heh, and by that, I mean you’re going to be taking a nap.

Ohh hey…woah maaan. Fuuuuck.

I’m just gonna lay…here and…take a short…

UnluckyCharms Posted:

The nice thing about interrogation room 7B is that it also happens to be my bedroom. Log in to see images!

What, can’t afford your own place? Heh, that’s a shame, pally.

If nobody’s gonna feed me, I’m not kidding, I’m outta here.

Gentlemen Posted:

Fine. Here is some chocolate.

Uh-uh. Chocolate isn’t going to cut it. You’ve kept me in this rathole all night. I demand salad!

What’s all this noise? Gentlemen, Unlucky Charms… what are you two doing here? I thought you were at the stakeo—-

Oh. I see you have company. A little young, isn’t she? Really, you two are pathetic. She is pretty, though; I’ll grant you that.

Whatever — just try to keep it down. All this racket disturbs my concentration. And please clean up after yourselves. I don’t understand why you all keep this place like such a pigsty.

Janie Posted:

Armadillo! It’s about time you got here!

Don’t you have the leafy stuff to make a salad. I don’t eat meat, and your friends kidnapped me, and HIT me, and I don’t know whether they’re going to kill me and all I wanted was to learn about plants that can kill!

Well, aren’t you charming?

First of all, the name is amaranthus, with a lower-case ‘a,’ thank-you very much. I will not answer to Armadillo.

Secondly, I don’t know who the hell you are, so why would I waste my time making you a salad?

You are welcome to a cup of pbumion flower tea, though. I bumure you it’s perfectly safe; I just brewed a pot for myself, and there’s plenty for two. I think you’ll find it… calming.

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Pbumiflora incarnata leaves and roots have a long history of use among Native Americans in North America. The fresh or dried leaves are used to make a tea that is used to treat insomnia and hysteria.

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Janie Posted:

Finally, someone decent to talk to!! I know you don’t know me, but I was snooping, well, hiking around the woods here and I overheard some of the stuff you said about different plants that could kill or disable or heal and stuff and I thought it was pretty cool. Sorry I got your name wrong but it’s been a rough night what with a drunk monkey and some guy cracking me over the head and bringing me here. I would love a cup of your tea and could you tell me if there’s a plant that can paralyze someone completely but keep them awake?

Can’t help overhearing this. Why, might I ask, do you require that plant?

January Posted:

Agent, sure you want to know that? Because I don’t. Heh, sounds like someone’s into some stuff that’s either kinky or disturbing.

Now, Plant Boy, got anything to knock some’un out for a spell? ‘cause if we could get the Trout sleepin’ away, I’m sure Charmsy could get whatever he’s after.

I have to agree with January. If we can get Trout out for even a few minutes… we could get a lot more information.

Well this has sure gotten more complicated huh?

January Posted:

Bloody hell, how’d you manage that girly?

Let’s just say I’ve given a new meaning to “taking one for the team” and leave it at that.