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Contest CLOSED: contest: write a story! (10 BP)

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
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I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

emotion_bleeds Posted:

You know, its amazing how fast people whip these long ones together..i wonder how rampant plagiarism is heh

that really wasn’t that long. It looks longer than it is because of the way flamebate displays newlines (which i don’t like very much).

Also it’s easy to check. just google search unique-looking sentences and see if the story pops up elsewhere.

edit to say

ya what BoP said.

Monkey in a suit with a gun edited this message on 06/20/2008 5:21PM

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I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

emotion_bleeds Posted:

You know, its amazing how fast people whip these long ones together..i wonder how rampant plagiarism is heh

MY EROTICA IS MINE AND MINE ONLY

anyways, it is a work unfinished, for i had to get chinese food.

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nanafabulous personjesus Posted:

MY EROTICA IS MINE AND MINE ONLY

anyways, it is a work unfinished, for i had to get chinese food.

Also i hope that erotica is really original, because i got a woody

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nanafabulous personjesus Posted:

His eyes would pbum over Banhammer’s frail, almost girl like body and he’d feel something strange happen in his pants. His miniscule male reproductive organ would begin to rise and stiffen much like a male reproductive organ normally would do in such a situation. His breathing would become heavy and he would have to excuse himself to the bathroom to frantically stroke the embarrbuming string of man love out of him. As time pbumed he began to become more creative with his forays into masturbation. It first started off with thoughts, then pictures and it finally came to the point where he’d crudely sewn a picture of Banhammer’s face onto to the case of his most beloved pillow. At night he’d press it into his groin and and quickly pull down his underwear when he on the verge of bursting. He’d press his tiny, tiny rod of man meat into the pillow and then cry out in pleasure as the pillow’s face was caked in the millions of children Trout would never have.

So as they both sat there, feeling the tension rise they could both feel themselves on the verge of something great, something twisted and beautiful, something which would surely send them to hell since Sodomy is a rather serious offense.

Trout’s breath was heavy, it seemed as if all his senses were heightened. Banhammer’s breathing rolled across the room like waves made out of breath, the glow of the tv screen illuminating his beautiful, acne ridden face.

Banhammer carelessly reached for the remote, his arm swept across Trout. The edge of his skin graced Trout’s tiny, tiny erection. Were it not for Trouts reaction, Banhammer would have never known.

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Trout let a moan escape him then realizing what he had done quickly jumped up and started to mutter incoherently.

Banhammer looked at him with a knowing eye, turned and gently brought him down to the coach. They embraced.

The began groping wildly, kissing every inch of the other’s body. As Banhammer stripped of Trout’s clothes it was obvious how learned he was in the ways of homosexual intercourse. He sat Trout down on the couch and leaned over him, began making his way down his body.

He quickly unzipped his pants with his tongue in the way only a man who had had many wieners up his bum could. His tongue gently caressed the erection peeking out of Trout’s underwear, though almost impossible to make out because of how incredibly tiny it was.

He ripped off his underpants, having gone far too long without having a male reproductive organ in his mouth (3 hours) and put every inch of Trout inside his braces clad mouth. He put him in so deep that his face was pushed into Trout’s waist and his male reproductive organ reaching back towards his third molar.

nanalatinojesus gets you JUSTICE IN YOUR FORUMS edited this message on 06/20/2008 5:44PM

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Trout came in Banhammer’s mouth within the five seconds he had been put it into it then lay limpy on the couch, a smile playing across his face.

Banhammer climbed on top of him and began to rub their bare male reproductive organs together. He came it and Trout’s male reproductive organ became covered with his magnificent man concoction.

Banhammer bent down began draw in little hearts with his great times.

Then they lay there until it turned 9 o’clock, because that was the time Trout’s mother expected him to be home.

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okay where is my ten bp

King Krimson

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A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

When you say “Copypasta not allowed”, does that mean we can’t post original stories we have posted elsewhere? If so, then I’ll have to write a new one. If not, I can post one soon and still write a new one.

Thanks!

King Krimson edited this message on 06/20/2008 5:48PM

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King Krimson Posted:

When you say “Copypasta not allowed”, does that mean we can’t post original stories we have posted elsewhere? If so, then I’ll have to write a new one. If not, I can post one soon and still write a new one.

Thanks!

DON’T EVEN BOTHER TRYING WHEN I HAVE CLEARLY WON

AND IF YOU DO TRY I WILL JUST WRITE YET ANOTHER FANTASTIC STORY

zigzagoon

Avatar: 28782 2011-07-31 12:19:07 -0400
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“Asshat”

the stories should be all new

but if you wrote a story earlier you got practice and a better chance at winning ^^

and this is awsome stuff, keep it up guys!

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I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

HOW MANY ENTRIES CAN WE HAVE

BECAUSE I AM GOING TO BOMBARD YOU WITH HIDEOUS AMOUNTS OF MANmale reproductive organ AND OTHER SORTS IF IT IS ANYTHING MORE THAN ONE

Dr_Kraid

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OH GOD MY AVATAR IS HAUNTED

other sorts of male reproductive organ?!

i dunno how this can get any more interesting but it TOTALLY IS

zigzagoon

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“Asshat”

you can write more than one story

if you spam the thread i will probably get annoyed and award someone else

MC Banhammer

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Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Problem with your story:

nanafabulous personjesus Posted:

and put every inch of Trout inside his braces clad mouth

“inch” is too large a measurement here. Look more towards “millimeters”.

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“Gloomy Gus”

You want to cheat, its so easy to do…just replace names..casts a dark cloud on whole contest, there. Hope you all are actually honorable about it though

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MC Banhammer Posted:

Problem with your story:

“inch” is too large a measurement here. Look more towards “millimeters”.

Yes, but I spent such a large portion of the story pointing out just how tiny his male reproductive organ was.

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zigzagoon Posted:

you can write more than one story

if you spam the thread i will probably get annoyed and award someone else

I won’t spam it. Log in to see images!

i wonder what my next entry should be. maybe something depressing. Log in to see images!

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
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I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

nanafabulous personjesus Posted:

I won’t spam it. Log in to see images!

i wonder what my next entry should be. maybe something depressing. Log in to see images!

it’ll have to be a story about aahz or something then.

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