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An open letter to my son | |||||||
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Dear Philip,
I have not been able to show my face, as it were, on these forums since your appearance here. I have been too ashamed. You cannot know, cannot even begin to appreciate, what a dagger it has been in my heart to see you here amongst all my friends and, worse, enemies, flaunting your shameless lifestyle.
Most mornings, I find it difficult even to arise from my bed, knowing what kind of filth I would see you spewing here. It is only when my eyes fall upon the crucifix hanging over my dresser — when I see the bloody and broken body of Christ upon the cross — that I remember to offer my own suffering up to the Lord.
But I beg of you, Philip, please leave. These are such nice people, and I could not bear it if you were to convert even one of them to your filthy, disgusting, sodomite ways. You are lost; you will most certainly burn in hell. But there is hope for most of these young people here, and I cannot tolerate you leading them down into the pits where you yourself are destined to burn in everlasting agony.
With all Christian love,
Mother May the Lord bless you and keep you. |
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Posted On: 06/10/2008 1:22PM | View Lucinda Sherwood...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Is he hot?
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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Posted On: 06/10/2008 1:23PM | View Vagitarian's Profile | # | ||||||
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I haven’t seen him. Where is he? |
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Posted On: 06/10/2008 1:25PM | View Big Brother's Profile | # | ||||||
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I stopped reading at Philip, because I thought that was a funny name, and funny names distract me. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 06/10/2008 1:25PM | View Evil Salmon's Profile | # | ||||||
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Who the **** is Philip?
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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Posted On: 06/10/2008 1:29PM | View MC Banhammer's Profile | # | ||||||
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it’s just pip you dumb fine upstanding member of societys [quote]Golden Horde Posted:
I believe you, after all why should you guys cover it up? Some ****ing ugly skinny little pimple faced teenaged **** with a girly voice, who I would beat up daily just for being that ****ing fabulous person looking, makes a youtube video where he sings some fabulous person song in a fabulous person falsetto voice from his mommies house, and the thread gets moved to full of win and everyone rushes to tell him how cool he is and how full of win it was.
Some teenaged weeaboo nicknamed Pali whose fabulous person Gaia friends call “Candyfabulous person” and who has the most unbelieveably gay avatar I have ever seen in my entire life gets outed while trying to troll someone else, and he’s called cool.
You’re right why bother trying to hide the fact that your klan is filled with geeks nerds and fabulous persons who would get their skinny pimply faced bumes beat every single day in any self respecting high school, for being the ****wads they are, when even after they are outed for being the fabulous persons they are somehow people still think they are cool.
Thi |
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Posted On: 06/10/2008 1:30PM | View Dr_Kraid's Profile | # | ||||||
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MC Banhammer Posted:
Philantropist retard Evil Salmon edited this message on 06/10/2008 1:31PMLog in to see images! |
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Posted On: 06/10/2008 1:31PM | View Evil Salmon's Profile | # | ||||||
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Phillip aka Pip would look fabulous in a snow leopard fursuit! Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 06/10/2008 1:43PM | View Biff Weasley's Profile | # | ||||||
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i like pip more than lucinda i wonder if he will let me join him on his sodomy rampages because the bible is boring now and i burnt mine
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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Posted On: 06/10/2008 1:54PM | View nanalatinojesus ...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Hey I keep clicking the bumon to upload to my album but nothing is happening. And Gus looks soooo cute in his little outfit, too! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 06/12/2008 8:07PM | View MyKals_M0m's Profile | # | ||||||
Where is Pip?
Mrs. Sherwood, you haven’t done anything drastic, have you? Like sent him off to Gay Camp to get converted or something? Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 06/12/2008 8:33PM | View Janie's Profile | # | ||||||
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if only your son would listen to your pleas, lucinda i feel deeply for you ‘twas brillig, and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe; all mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe |
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Posted On: 06/12/2008 9:10PM | View Alice Liddell's Profile | # | ||||||
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MOM YOURE EMBARbumING ME
J/K LUCINDA SHERWOOD ISNT POWARFUL ENOUGH TO BE MY MOTHER
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Posted On: 06/12/2008 10:26PM | View CAPTAIN SODA's Profile | # | ||||||
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THREADJACK THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT GAY RIGHTS
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STRAIGHTS 4 GAY RIGHTS! LEGALIZE SODOMY NOW!
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Posted On: 06/12/2008 10:27PM | View CAPTAIN SODA's Profile | # | ||||||
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CAPTAIN SODA Posted:
Ha ha. That was a really powerful trick Captain Soda! No wonder you got so much power! Blood covers The City like a big red afghan. POW BIFF WHAMMO! Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 06/12/2008 10:29PM | View MONGOLoidWARRIOR...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Janie Posted:
YAH great times TO THINK OF IT HE HASNT BEEN IN THE KLAN THREADD FOR A COUPPL DAYZ….. AWW PIPSTER IM SORRY I CALLED U A PHREAK AND TOLD U TO GET IN UR CAGE I WUZ JUST ****IN WIT U!! Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 06/12/2008 10:31PM | View JacksonKelley's Profile | # | ||||||
JacksonKelly Posted:
That’s the problem, sweetie! You were ****ing with me instead of just ****ing me!!!! Log in to see images!
Mom, go back to church and tell Father Mc’O’Flanagan to **** you up the bum a few times. You’ll get it.
In more ways than one! Log in to see images! PUTTING THE HAPPY BACK INTO BEING GAY ONE SMILEY AT A TIME!!! Log in to see images!
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Posted On: 06/12/2008 10:42PM | View Just Pip's Profile | # | ||||||
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DEER LUCINDA SHERWOOD,
YOU ARE A HOMOPHOBIC SO I PUNCHED YOU IN THE FACE
YOU MADE ME HIT A WOMAN WHICH IS NOT VERY POWARFUL BUT I DID IT FOR JUSTICE SO ITS P. COOL
APOLOGIZE TOO EVERYONE NOW
CAPTAIN SODA CAPTAIN SODA CAPTAIN SODA
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Posted On: 06/12/2008 10:45PM | View CAPTAIN SODA's Profile | # | ||||||
Pip, you big queen! We were starting to worry about you!
I know what it’s like to have horrible parents. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 06/12/2008 10:46PM | View Janie's Profile | # | ||||||
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Just Pip Posted: Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 06/12/2008 10:50PM | View JacksonKelley's Profile | # | ||||||