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Gay An open letter to my son

Lucinda Sher-
wood

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 16 Hacker

Jack Chick's Biggest Fan

Dear Philip,

I have not been able to show my face, as it were, on these forums since your appearance here. I have been too ashamed. You cannot know, cannot even begin to appreciate, what a dagger it has been in my heart to see you here amongst all my friends and, worse, enemies, flaunting your shameless lifestyle.

Most mornings, I find it difficult even to arise from my bed, knowing what kind of filth I would see you spewing here. It is only when my eyes fall upon the crucifix hanging over my dresser — when I see the bloody and broken body of Christ upon the cross — that I remember to offer my own suffering up to the Lord.

But I beg of you, Philip, please leave. These are such nice people, and I could not bear it if you were to convert even one of them to your filthy, disgusting, sodomite ways. You are lost; you will most certainly burn in hell. But there is hope for most of these young people here, and I cannot tolerate you leading them down into the pits where you yourself are destined to burn in everlasting agony.

With all Christian love,

Mother


May the Lord bless you and keep you.

Vagitarian

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[The Flamers of Loa-
thing
]

Level 10 Troll

Im a stupid ****wad

Is he hot?


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Big Brother

Avatar: 45759 Fri Oct 17 23:44:23 -0400 2008

Level 66 Troll

woman's genitals

I haven’t seen him. Where is he?


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http://grogflog.mybrute.com

Evil Salmon

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Level 1 Re-Re

I stopped reading at Philip, because I thought that was a funny name, and funny names distract me.


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Who the **** is Philip?


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Dr_Kraid

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Emo Kid

OH GOD MY AVATAR IS HAUNTED

it’s just pip you dumb fine upstanding member of societys


[quote]Golden Horde Posted:

I believe you, after all why should you guys cover it up?

Some ****ing ugly skinny little pimple faced teenaged **** with a girly voice, who I would beat up daily just for being that ****ing fabulous person looking, makes a youtube video where he sings some fabulous person song in a fabulous person falsetto voice from his mommies house, and the thread gets moved to full of win and everyone rushes to tell him how cool he is and how full of win it was.

Some teenaged weeaboo nicknamed Pali whose fabulous person Gaia friends call “Candyfabulous person” and who has the most unbelieveably gay avatar I have ever seen in my entire life gets outed while trying to troll someone else, and he’s called cool.

You’re right why bother trying to hide the fact that your klan is filled with geeks nerds and fabulous persons who would get their skinny pimply faced bumes beat every single day in any self respecting high school, for being the ****wads they are, when even after they are outed for being the fabulous persons they are somehow people still think they are cool.

Thi

Evil Salmon

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Level 1 Re-Re

MC Banhammer Posted:

Who the **** is Philip?

Philantropist retard

Evil Salmon edited this message on 06/10/2008 1:31PM

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Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

Phillip aka Pip would look fabulous in a snow leopard fursuit! Log in to see images!

nanalatinoje-
sus gets you-
JUSTICE IN -
YOUR FORUMS

Avatar: nanalatinojesus gets you JUSTICE IN YOUR FORUMS's
4

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 26 Troll

I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

i like pip more than lucinda i wonder if he will let me join him on his sodomy rampages because the bible is boring now and i burnt mine


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

MyKals_M0m

Avatar: Rubber Duckie

Level 12 Permanoob

“PERMANOOB”

Hey I keep clicking the bumon to upload to my album but nothing is happening. And Gus looks soooo cute in his little outfit, too! Log in to see images!


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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Where is Pip?

Mrs. Sherwood, you haven’t done anything drastic, have you? Like sent him off to Gay Camp to get converted or something?


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Alice Liddell

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[Rutledge Asylum]

Level 20 Emo Kid

“Moan-a Lisa”

if only your son would listen to your pleas, lucinda

i feel deeply for you


‘twas brillig, and the slithy toves

did gyre and gimble in the wabe;

all mimsy were the borogoves,

and the mome raths outgrabe

CAPTAIN SODA

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[THE BURGER KING BI-
RTHDAY POWAR CLUB
]

Level 12 Re-Re

LEGALLY PATENTED THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK

MOM YOURE EMBARbumING ME

J/K LUCINDA SHERWOOD ISNT POWARFUL ENOUGH TO BE MY MOTHER


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CAPTAIN SODA

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[THE BURGER KING BI-
RTHDAY POWAR CLUB
]

Level 12 Re-Re

LEGALLY PATENTED THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK

THREADJACK THIS THREAD IS NOW ABOUT GAY RIGHTS

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STRAIGHTS 4 GAY RIGHTS! LEGALIZE SODOMY NOW!


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MONGOLoidWAR-
RIOR

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[SRSLY]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

CAPTAIN SODA Posted:

MOM YOURE EMBARbumING ME

J/K LUCINDA SHERWOOD ISNT POWARFUL ENOUGH TO BE MY MOTHER

Ha ha. That was a really powerful trick Captain Soda! No wonder you got so much power!


Blood covers The City like a big red afghan. POW BIFF WHAMMO!

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JacksonKelley

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17

[The Original fabulous personies]

Level 47 Troll

I'm a doctor, not a fabulous persongy loser like YOU.

Janie Posted:

Where is Pip?

Mrs. Sherwood, you haven’t done anything drastic, have you? Like sent him off to Gay Camp to get converted or something?

YAH great times TO THINK OF IT HE HASNT BEEN IN THE KLAN THREADD FOR A COUPPL DAYZ…..

AWW PIPSTER IM SORRY I CALLED U A PHREAK AND TOLD U TO GET IN UR CAGE

I WUZ JUST ****IN WIT U!!


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Just Pip

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Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

JacksonKelly Posted:

YAH great times TO THINK OF IT HE HASNT BEEN IN THE KLAN THREADD FOR A COUPPL DAYZ…..

AWW PIPSTER IM SORRY I CALLED U A PHREAK AND TOLD U TO GET IN UR CAGE

I WUZ JUST ****IN WIT U!!

That’s the problem, sweetie! You were ****ing with me instead of just ****ing me!!!! Log in to see images!

Mom, go back to church and tell Father Mc’O’Flanagan to **** you up the bum a few times. You’ll get it.

In more ways than one! Log in to see images!


PUTTING THE HAPPY BACK INTO BEING GAY ONE SMILEY AT A TIME!!! Log in to see images!

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CAPTAIN SODA

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[THE BURGER KING BI-
RTHDAY POWAR CLUB
]

Level 12 Re-Re

LEGALLY PATENTED THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK

DEER LUCINDA SHERWOOD,

YOU ARE A HOMOPHOBIC SO I PUNCHED YOU IN THE FACE

YOU MADE ME HIT A WOMAN WHICH IS NOT VERY POWARFUL BUT I DID IT FOR JUSTICE SO ITS P. COOL

APOLOGIZE TOO EVERYONE NOW

LOVE,

CAPTAIN SODA

CAPTAIN SODA

CAPTAIN SODA


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Janie

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[SRSLY]

Level 25 Emo Kid

I... HAERT TEH FIREFOX TOO!

Pip, you big queen! We were starting to worry about you!

I know what it’s like to have horrible parents.


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JacksonKelley

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17

[The Original fabulous personies]

Level 47 Troll

I'm a doctor, not a fabulous persongy loser like YOU.

Just Pip Posted:

That’s the problem, sweetie! You were ****ing with me instead of just ****ing me!!!! Log in to see images!

Mom, go back to church and tell Father Mc’O’Flanagan to **** you up the bum a few times. You’ll get it.

In more ways than one! Log in to see images!

=O!

WbumUP PIP


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