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Writing "My Immortal", The worst fan fiction ever.

King Krimson

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[Snobby McSnobbers-
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Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

I AM The SKA BOSS Posted:

He’s dead, Jim.

Yeah. It sure looks that way.

Oh well. It was fun while it lasted. For those of you who are interested in the rest of the story, I’m still going to do it, just in the format of the word dogreat timesent rather than posting them here. When done, I will post here again with the link, and update the front page.

You know, I look back at some of my past posts, the last couple in particular, and it seems like I’ve been acting like an ego-maniacal ****. Sorry, everyone.

I may change my mind about posting with chapters here if there’s enough response, but in my mind that’s very, very unlikely.

Thanks, everyone!

200KillerWas-
ps

Avatar: 28280 Fri Dec 12 03:48:27 -0500 2008
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Level 37 Troll

Don't caek me bro!

what happens in the next chapter, please…

King Krimson

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[Snobby McSnobbers-
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Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

200KillerWasps Posted:

what happens in the next chapter, please…

Yeah, if enough of you do this, I’ll continue posting. I don’t really want to continue just to discover only two people have been reading my recent posts. Or I may continue posting anyway, because right now I’m not feeling too happy with myself.

Sorry about my general mood, coming back from holiday is never a fun time, and this one even less so. Plus, I’ve a ton of stuff that needs doing and all of my personal projects just seem less important than they did. On top of that, I forgot to copy My Immortal to my memory stick, so I got no work done on it whatsoever. I’ll be better soon, I promise.

On the plus side, my experiments in interactive fiction are going pretty well. This is regarding a game that has nothing to do with ‘My Immortal’, so that’s getting a separate thread.

How whiny I must sound to you all. Before this degenerates into some kind of ‘My life sucks, my town sucks, the world sucks’ emo blog, let me just say that my holiday was enjoyable.

Heh. All this criticising of Ebony, and I’m beginning to sound more and more like her each day… Scary.

chaos_45

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Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

Do more please, they make my day so much better.

Duchessdeath

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Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

I make my first official post to say “more please!”

Herrick

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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

For the love of god MOAR!

King Krimson

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[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
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Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

Okay, my mind has been changed. Expect the next update… Whenever I get around to it, really.

On a separate note look at this:

Ebony Whoever-the-hell-she-is Posted:

shjt up prepz ok! PS I wnot update ubtil u give me goood revows!

Ha! Let’s laugh at Ebony because we all know that I’m better than her.

1338h4x

Avatar: 22473 Sat Nov 29 21:01:08 -0500 2008
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[Crotch Zombie]

Level 35 Troll

7 Vibrating Doldoes was never a meme

I finally got around to reading through this whole thread. I absolutely love it. Write more. NOW.

I AM The SKA-
BOSS

Avatar: 42627 Wed Oct 15 19:08:31 -0400 2008
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[70 Character Story-
tellers
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Level 28 Troll

“Gaping Asshole”

If you post it, they will read.

...well, some of us will still. I will.

fat

Avatar: 49759 Sun Oct 26 03:31:30 -0400 2008

Level 13 Permanoob

HI I is bum Ketchup an.. O SHI- I think my fatrolls killed teh pokeymans under me...

Keep posting! Also, you should really send this to her then post her respones to you here.

1338h4x

Avatar: 22473 Sat Nov 29 21:01:08 -0500 2008
5

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 35 Troll

7 Vibrating Doldoes was never a meme

King Krimson Posted:

(Chapter 11)

I couldn’t ****ing believe it. Then I looked out the window and screamed… Snap was spying on me and he was taking a video tape of me!

He probably just wants to see you kill yourself. I know I do.

And Loopin was masticating to it!

I think this line pretty much proves she’s trolling. It’d be one thing if she misspelled ‘masturbating’, but she couldn’t have used ‘masticate’ without having heard that word before, and any 4th grader will immediately fall in love with how innocent a word it is. Nobody ever messes that up by accident.

That and the fact that she’ll toss around the word ‘****’ constantly but clumsily skates around using the words ‘sex’, ‘male reproductive organ’, etc.

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TUBSWEETIE

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[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Hahaha this is awesome.

King Krimson

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[Snobby McSnobbers-
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Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

1338h4x Posted:

I think this line pretty much proves she’s trolling. It’d be one thing if she misspelled ‘masturbating’, but she couldn’t have used ‘masticate’ without having heard that word before, and any 4th grader will immediately fall in love with how innocent a word it is. Nobody ever messes that up by accident.

That and the fact that she’ll toss around the word ‘****’ constantly but clumsily skates around using the words ‘sex’, ‘male reproductive organ’, etc.

The fact that she is trolling has been pointed out to me before. It does not change anything.

King Krimson

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A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

It seems as though TUBSWEETIE has changed my title, further cementing my image as ‘that fabulous person who does My Immortal what all the supposedly kewl posters hate’.

Thanks! I appreciate it.

King Krimson edited this message on 08/24/2008 12:21PM

Slave_Lung

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Level 13 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

FUFUFUKCKKCKCKCKCK!!@!!!! RAAAGEEE!!!!

King Krimson

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[Snobby McSnobbers-
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Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

Slave_Lung Posted:

FUFUFUKCKKCKCKCKCK!!@!!!! RAAAGEEE!!!!

?

I’m bumuming you had a good reason for doing that. Care to enlighten us?

King Krimson edited this message on 08/25/2008 8:17AM

Balloon

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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

Inflate my ovaries until they pop out of me and float away

Little kids new to the posting scene.

arbitrayer

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“Li'l Hellraiser”

MOAR NAO. i link my non forumwarz friends to this thread too so it has many lulzy memories attached to it. plz make moar

fat

Avatar: 49759 Sun Oct 26 03:31:30 -0400 2008

Level 13 Permanoob

HI I is bum Ketchup an.. O SHI- I think my fatrolls killed teh pokeymans under me...

I need some bp for a new alt to bother King.

King Krimson

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[Snobby McSnobbers-
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Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

Ash Ketchum Posted:

I need some bp for a new alt to bother King.

Don’t post that here, you fool! You’ll ruin the illusion!

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