After careful consideration, I’ve decided to stop drinking.

Alcohol gave me the excuse I needed to be a real bumhole to all of you with no consequences (except the hangovers, man are they brutal). I want that to change. So I’ve dumped my whiskey down the sink and let my keg roll off the back of my pickup into the woods, never to be seen again.

It’s going to be a long road, and I need your support. Will post updates here when I can.

That’s lame.

Alcohol cures what ails ya.

haha you needed alcohol to troll

oh god drink some more your’e horrible

Marcos El Malo Posted:

Dude111 “b heer’ almost sounds like “beer”. You don’t want to set him off like that. You’re gonna trigger cravings for beer @tastybeverage.

omg!!!!!! im so sry!!!! i didnt meen 2 do taht!!!! Log in to see images!

BLIND_GURL Posted:

ya, u rely need 2 stop drikning.

God, I know.

im breaking up with u until u can stop. i dunt want 2 get hurt again. Log in to see images!

That’s the thing, Blind_Gurl. That’s the thing. I’m not sure we had a relationship to begin with. If I can’t remember it, it’s not real to me. Maybe it was real to you. Was it just that one night?

The essence of a relationship is not words or labels. Don’t you see? A real relationship takes time to build trust and understanding. It’s not born overnight. Maybe we could have had the beginnings of one. Maybe. I don’t know—I was drunk.

And that’s why I need to stop drinking so badly.

ScreamOfConsciousness Posted:

@anansi:

your intentions are good but ultimately misguided

we cannot help but treat others as less than ourselves

its human nature…send me a tm and ill explain more

ScreamOfConsciousness, while I agree that altruism is often a veil for selfishness, I don’t think you can generalize it that much. I acted the way I did out of drunkenness and ignorance of others’ feelings. And that is no excuse.

Escher Posted:

watevr u need, i’ll b heer 2 help. Log in to see images!

And to think that after all I’ve put you through, you’re still there for me. You’re, you’re amazing. Now I feel even worse for what I did to you. Log in to see images!

I’ll drink to that! Log in to see images!

WHERE THE BOOZE AT SPIDEY?! I BE GETTING KURK NTONIGHT!

..cough…

i uh mean…

jeez. life is just way too much for me to handle. Log in to see images!

Hey, I found a keg in the woods. Looks like it fell off a pick-up truck. Anybody want it?

Marcos El Malo Posted:

Say the serenity prayer!! Say it with me!

God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change,

the courage to change the things I can,

and a 12” male reproductive organ.

YOU CAN’T MISS THE BEAR! HAHAHAHA

MC Banhammer Posted:

Hey, I found a keg in the woods. Looks like it fell off a pick-up truck. Anybody want it?

bro-K dude. we are going to have *hic* thie smaslkjhest party ever. Where did i put that treehosue?

Anansi Posted:

Update #2

This is harder than I thought. Maybe I’ll just have a few sips…

Definitely. Go get that bottle you got stashed, and let’s have a toast!