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nanalatinoje-
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[Full of SbumSS]

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I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

I’m sorry, we are currently unable to respond to your comment as it does not meet any of the following criteria:

Make sense

fine upstanding member of societys

Bowflex

Money

If you would like more information on this matter then please click on the ‘Help’ section on the bottom of the screen.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

I reply, now I want money to support my homies in that hood! (p.s fine upstanding member of society enjoy)


fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:

I am a miserable loser

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Marcos El Ma-
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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

OK, I’m in. How does this work? Am I not supposed to click on any threads other than Nana’s?


That’s really my pic.

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elenaratelim-
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Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

monies

naow


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Anansi

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Escher Posted:

i wud leik 2 order teh abab’s gretest hits, plz! Thx u!!!!! Log in to see images!

You can have mine, but first I’ll need a little something from you Log in to see images!

nanafabulous personjesus Posted:

The Committee To Get Nana An E-Peen would like to address this complaint directly. There was recently an error in the factories we own in China where a few children were replacing the DVD’s with ABBA cds. These workers have been reprimanded for their actions and this problem will not be repeated. If you would like a free copy of our informational DVD or ABBA’s greatest hits, then feel free to reply. We are currently having a limited time special where the informational DVD comes packaged with a Bowflex Home Gym power rod so that you can see this innovative technology upfront before ordering.

Dear sir or madman,

Please send me the informational DVD, and in the same package be sure to include a child laborer at no extra charge, as I ****ing hate ABBA. I am extremely upset about this mix-up and will remain so unless I get a blowjob out of it.

Sincere regards,

Anansi

PS Tell Ron Poppeil to stick his balls in a Magic Bullet.

Anansi edited this message on 04/25/2008 8:57PM

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Fran

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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
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Level 62 Camwhore

I wonder who is the bumbling idiot that still has fake currency on this website and actually spends

I LOVE THIS THREAD


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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nanalatinoje-
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-God- Posted:

I reply, now I want money to support my homies in that hood! (p.s fine upstanding member of society enjoy)

TCTGNOTE-PL DOES FROWNS ON RACISM.

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Marcos El Malo Posted:

OK, I’m in. How does this work? Am I not supposed to click on any threads other than Nana’s?

Clicking on other threads is fine. Though to get the full benefit of this program we suggest you buy at least five multis and get them to post in this thread. Your help is appreciated and will not go unnoticed!

elenaratelimit Posted:

monies

naow

Please wait four to six weeks for your MONIES to arrive in the mail. If you do not receive them then please respond to this thread saying so where our customer service agent will attempt to troubleshoot your problem and send you an ABBA GREATEST HITS CD.

Anansi Posted:

Dear sir or madman,

Please send me the informational DVD, and in the same package be sure to include a child laborer at no extra charge, as I ****ing hate ABBA. I am extremely upset about this mix-up and will remain so unless I get a blowjob out of it.

Sincere regards,

Anansi

PS Tell Ron Poppeil to stick his balls in a Magic Bullet.

Dear Anasi, at this time we do not have the capabilities INCLUDE A CHILD LABORER AT NO EXTRA CHARGE inside of a DVD case, but rest bumured our business department is working 24/7 on this issue to ensure the best costumer service possible. We thank you for your business, and also suggest making a multi to reply to this thread to gain a GOLD LEVEL MEMBERSHIP where your requests will be taken more seriously.

littlefran Posted:

I LOVE THIS THREAD

We here at TCTGNOTE-PL love all of our customers equally, but love some more equally than others. To gain special benefits we suggest making multis and replying to this thread with them. As an added benefit you will be allowed to the secret GOLD MEMBERS portion of this site where you will be greeted with baskets of INFORMATIONAL DVDS and ABBAS GREATEST HITS CDS.


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DEAD fabulous person

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[Vacation Hideaway]

Level 35 Camwhore

AAA++++!!! WOULD BUY AGAIN!!!

Obligatory post.


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Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Hey guys, what’d I miss?

nanalatinoje-
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[Full of SbumSS]

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I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

Summergirl_94 Posted:

Obligatory post.

Your bowflex power rod is on the way. Thank you for your cooperation! It’s members like you that keep this charity alive! Log in to see images!

Something_Witty Posted:

Hey guys, what’d I miss?

Why, nothing! You’re just in time, right now we have a limited time offer where you can get A FREE NO RISK OR OBLIGATION bottle of oxyclean! All you have to do is show this thread to as many people as you can and get them to post in it!

This post sponsored in part by:

Oxyclean. Billy Mays knows his ****.


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Iggy Pup

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Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

I’m a multi? is that like a alt?


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Hot Topic Ru-
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[GTFO]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Iggy Pup Posted:

I’m a multi? is that like a alt?

Duh!!

nanalatinoje-
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I SHOULD POST MORE BUT I DON'T BECAUSE YOU'RE ALL REALLY LAME

Pleas dont read this! I am a dead girl. I Died from not replying to this thread. I thought that I was m*a*t*u*r*E & not reply safely without consequences. So I put on lip stick and my Sunday best and didnt reply, Well gguess wat. I Didnt. (died.) So now You must free my Spirit. If you do not forward this Email to your 10 oldest relatives and Warn them about Young People tthen Kane will Enter the Arena. (Kane is undertakers Big Bro.ther)


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gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
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[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

i dont even have 10 relatives holy **** what am i going to do


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CAPTAIN SODA

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LEGALLY PATENTED THE ROUNDHOUSE KICK

I TRID BOWFLEX 1 IT MADE ME STRONG BUT TOO STRONG AND BROKE IT Log in to see images!


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Mi-go Tom

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47°9′S, 126°43′W

Can the Bowflex alleviate me of the dark, crippling secret that has me contemplating suicide? Can it stop me from cutting myself everytime I see Brandon in P.E.? Log in to see images!

WetSocket

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Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

I hear it comes with medals, is this true?


I Cheat at Forumwarz.

I am a very SRS individual SO please take me very SRSLY.

Anansi

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gigerth Posted:

i dont even have 10 relatives holy **** what am i going to

do

Make more?

nanafabulous personjesus Posted:

Dear Anasi, at this time we do not have the capabilities INCLUDE A CHILD LABORER AT NO EXTRA CHARGE inside of a DVD case, but rest bumured our business department is working 24/7 on this issue to ensure the best costumer service possible. We thank you for your business, and also suggest making a multi to reply to this thread to gain a GOLD LEVEL MEMBERSHIP where your requests will be taken more seriously.

To whom it may not concern whatsoever:

I am of the firm opinion that customer service without oral sex from disadvantaged children from third-world countries is no customer service at all. Furthermore, I don’t really care about the DVD. Send me your children. All of them. Posthaste.

Warmest derisions,

Anansi

PS Billie Mays can share that Magic Bullet with Ron Poppeil’s testicles.

PPS Everyone who posted in this thread was really me…Including you. Does this qualify me for platinum level membership? If so, I demand the kiddies be sent wearing child-sized tootsie roll wrappers.

PPPS No, seriously, **** ABBA.


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nanalatinoje-
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Anansi Posted:

To whom it may not concern whatsoever:

I am of the firm opinion that customer service without oral sex from disadvantaged children from third-world countries is no customer service at all. Furthermore, I don’t really care about the DVD. Send me your children. All of them. Posthaste.

Warmest derisions,

Anansi

PS Billie Mays can share that Magic Bullet with Ron Poppeil’s testicles.

PPS Everyone who posted in this thread was really me…Including you. Does this qualify me for platinum level membership? If so, I demand the kiddies be sent wearing child-sized tootsie roll wrappers.

PPPS No, seriously, **** ABBA.

The TNCGYRS would like to inform you that your message about ABBA’S GREATEST HITS CHINESE ORAL SEX went over the character limit and could only be partially analyzed. We are now sending you gay porn, which includes lots of oral sex, and an ABBA’s GREATEST HITS CD courtesy of ANALLYVIOLATED.COM, one of our sponsors. If you would like to recieve more GAY PORN then please see the information link on ANALLYVIOLATED.COM


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nanalatinoje-
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gigerth Posted:

i dont even have 10 relatives holy **** what am i going to do

We suggest donating to fwz and using the brownie points to make multis to reply to this thread. Your multis will become your new family, and will never betray you like your whore mother did.


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