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Escher Posted:

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nanafabulous personjesus Posted:

The Committee To Get Nana An E-Peen would like to address this complaint directly. There was recently an error in the factories we own in China where a few children were replacing the DVD’s with ABBA cds. These workers have been reprimanded for their actions and this problem will not be repeated. If you would like a free copy of our informational DVD or ABBA’s greatest hits, then feel free to reply. We are currently having a limited time special where the informational DVD comes packaged with a Bowflex Home Gym power rod so that you can see this innovative technology upfront before ordering.

Dear sir or madman,

Please send me the informational DVD, and in the same package be sure to include a child laborer at no extra charge, as I ****ing hate ABBA. I am extremely upset about this mix-up and will remain so unless I get a blowjob out of it.

Sincere regards,

Anansi

PS Tell Ron Poppeil to stick his balls in a Magic Bullet.

Anansi edited this message on 04/25/2008 8:57PM

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I reply, now I want money to support my homies in that hood! (p.s fine upstanding member of society enjoy)

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Marcos El Malo Posted:

OK, I’m in. How does this work? Am I not supposed to click on any threads other than Nana’s?

Clicking on other threads is fine. Though to get the full benefit of this program we suggest you buy at least five multis and get them to post in this thread. Your help is appreciated and will not go unnoticed!

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Please wait four to six weeks for your MONIES to arrive in the mail. If you do not receive them then please respond to this thread saying so where our customer service agent will attempt to troubleshoot your problem and send you an ABBA GREATEST HITS CD.

Anansi Posted:

Dear sir or madman,

Please send me the informational DVD, and in the same package be sure to include a child laborer at no extra charge, as I ****ing hate ABBA. I am extremely upset about this mix-up and will remain so unless I get a blowjob out of it.

Sincere regards,

Anansi

PS Tell Ron Poppeil to stick his balls in a Magic Bullet.

Dear Anasi, at this time we do not have the capabilities INCLUDE A CHILD LABORER AT NO EXTRA CHARGE inside of a DVD case, but rest bumured our business department is working 24/7 on this issue to ensure the best costumer service possible. We thank you for your business, and also suggest making a multi to reply to this thread to gain a GOLD LEVEL MEMBERSHIP where your requests will be taken more seriously.

littlefran Posted:

I LOVE THIS THREAD

We here at TCTGNOTE-PL love all of our customers equally, but love some more equally than others. To gain special benefits we suggest making multis and replying to this thread with them. As an added benefit you will be allowed to the secret GOLD MEMBERS portion of this site where you will be greeted with baskets of INFORMATIONAL DVDS and ABBAS GREATEST HITS CDS.

Hey guys, what’d I miss?

I’m a multi? is that like a alt?

Pleas dont read this! I am a dead girl. I Died from not replying to this thread. I thought that I was m*a*t*u*r*E & not reply safely without consequences. So I put on lip stick and my Sunday best and didnt reply, Well gguess wat. I Didnt. (died.) So now You must free my Spirit. If you do not forward this Email to your 10 oldest relatives and Warn them about Young People tthen Kane will Enter the Arena. (Kane is undertakers Big Bro.ther)

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I hear it comes with medals, is this true?

Anansi Posted:

To whom it may not concern whatsoever:

I am of the firm opinion that customer service without oral sex from disadvantaged children from third-world countries is no customer service at all. Furthermore, I don’t really care about the DVD. Send me your children. All of them. Posthaste.

Warmest derisions,

Anansi

PS Billie Mays can share that Magic Bullet with Ron Poppeil’s testicles.

PPS Everyone who posted in this thread was really me…Including you. Does this qualify me for platinum level membership? If so, I demand the kiddies be sent wearing child-sized tootsie roll wrappers.

PPPS No, seriously, **** ABBA.

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