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Hahaha Monty Python. |
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| Posted On: 05/22/2008 9:24PM |
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EDIT: Nevermind, re-read the rules more closely. mary misanthrope edited this message on 05/23/2008 8:19AM |
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| Posted On: 05/23/2008 8:16AM |
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Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Photo taken myself, surrender it to the site
Courtney Love’s Used Underwear
“A pair of undergarments that once belonged to “America’s Sweetheart”, Courtney Love.
You won these panties in an online auction because they’ve touched “Celebrity Skin” (and Hole), but “All the Drugs” are probably why these things are so “Awful” and “Uncool”.
Concerning this underwear, your best bet is to “Use Once and Destroy”, as they technically count as a medical biohazard.”
Or, if using song titles is too iffy…
“A pair of used underwear, once worn by Courtney Love.
Won from an online auction, you payed big bucks for these panties because they’ve touched celebrity skin. Truly, you fought in a fierce bidding war to obtain them, but ultimately, no price was too much for a piece of grunge and hard rock history. You only made one, critical mistake.
You forgot this was Courtney Love’s USED underwear.”
PRICE: 16,000 Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 edited this message on 05/24/2008 1:49PM |
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| Posted On: 05/23/2008 11:59PM |
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L2 Posted:
Good…god… |
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| Posted On: 05/24/2008 8:47PM |
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It looks like L2 is the winner. |
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| Posted On: 05/24/2008 8:49PM |
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fixed FAIL edited this message on 05/24/2008 9:14PM |
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| Posted On: 05/24/2008 8:51PM |
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was Posted:
Properly Fix’d.
Seriously though, the deadline is getting close and I’m tapped for ideas. The suspense is killing me.
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| Posted On: 05/24/2008 10:47PM |
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I modified the picture a little
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Evil Trout’s Leaked Sex Video
“Remember Paris Hilton? Our favorite spoiled socialite just found a big challenge for the ‘most-wacthed-sex-video’ trophy.
This boy here was downloaded more than 20 million times in just 24 hours, and shows the ‘Other Other Side’ of the Internet persona, Evil Trout.”
Price: 8000 Flezz |
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| Posted On: 05/25/2008 7:54PM |
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Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Photo taken myself, surrender to the site
Improvised Fleshlight
“I know what you’re thinking, but take it easy on the guy who made this. Remember when you were 15, and nobody would buy porn for you? Remember when you were 16 and you started shoving anything you could find up your bum? Remember that time you put a melon in your microwave and tried to **** it last week?
That being said, this thing is pretty pathetic. Putting your male reproductive organ in this thing is about as safe as putting it in a running blender. But I guess if it happens to be Friday, and you just happen to not have a date…”
PRICE: 10 |
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| Posted On: 05/25/2008 10:30PM |
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I feel like kind of a male reproductive organ for submitting so close to the deadline. I mean I’m still doing it, but I want you to know I care Log in to see images! All pictures taken by me and released to the public domain. The old art projects are mine, too. ...I was a weird kid. The shredded money is real: You can get it as a souvenir in Washington DC where they shred the money too old to use anymore.
Innocent Children’s Pen Log in to see images! Log in to see images! This is a fur covered pen with a cute stuffed animal on top. It’s not suggestive in any way at all.
Discount Furry Mask Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Want to yiff in hell, but don’t want to sell your soul to the Devil in exchange for a decent suit? This discount mask will get you on the road to anonymous sex with sweaty men in suits faster than you can say “pawing off”.
Outsider Art Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Outsider art is a term describing art often made by insane people. This little gem smuggled out of the asylum won’t be worth much until the artist dies, but crazy people off themselves all the time!
Shredded Money Log in to see images! Log in to see images! This money isn’t worth much anymore… On the upside, now you have an excuse to light a cigar with dollar bills. |
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| Posted On: 05/25/2008 10:41PM |
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Log in to see images! Log in to see images! The right to Urbum The long lost right to Urbum. Smelly, torn, poop stained, right to use, abuse and re-sell for your pleasure. Ppwn price: 4,000 The Link to Public Domain Site Put 43 by 43 >.< Had to change it Bear edited this message on 05/26/2008 2:39PM |
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| Posted On: 05/25/2008 10:46PM |
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LAUNDRY CAT This cat has been specially trained to fold your laundry. Too bad all it really does is sleep all day and shed all over your clean clothes. This is probably the only woman's genitals you’ll ever get, so you might as well take it.
Sells for 1000 flezz?
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| Posted On: 05/25/2008 10:54PM |
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Moar junk, all pics taken myself released into public domain:: GDR Plaque Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Wonna know why the Eastern Bloc collapsed in 1989? Because all you got after 60 years membership in the Communist Party was this shabby plaque. Shoeshine Box Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Ok, so you fail at life. Don’t worry, there is a bright light at the end of the tunnel. With this shoeshine box even you can make a living! Gun without Trigger Log in to see images! Log in to see images! This gun lacks a certain detail so that you can’t go on a killing spree at your high school and if you want to rob a bank you better not let the cashier have a closer look. |
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| Posted On: 05/25/2008 11:05PM |
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The letter P: Along with being the sixteenth letter of the alphabet it can be used the cause 10 year olds to giggle in clbum. Often used the spell male reproductive organ, woman's genitals and paraskavedekatriaphobia. |
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| Posted On: 05/26/2008 1:52AM |
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An update: our weekly meetings take place at 6PM EST and often go until 9-11PM EST. We will determine the winner during this time and make an announcement afterward.
So feel free to keep submitting until 6PM! |
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| Posted On: 05/26/2008 12:27PM |
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i actually just realized i made a typo on my second entry Log in to see images! WHICH HAS BEEN FIXED ps dumpster diver is a mbumive male reproductive organtease e-peen |
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| Posted On: 05/26/2008 2:35PM |
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Compromising Photos of John Stamos
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Blackmail the hell out of everyone’s favorite c-list celebrity with these. There were always questions of his sexuality; upon further investigation it was found that he wasn’t gay, he would just lay there. Still, these pics are pretty convincing.
Ppwn Shoppe Price: 1994 FAIL edited this message on 05/26/2008 3:02PM |
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| Posted On: 05/26/2008 2:50PM |
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I hate my descriptions.
Lawn Poop Log in to see images! Log in to see images! You wake up one morning to fetch your morning newspaper and drink your coffee, when suddenly you find, WTF IS THIS SHI-!. Pencil Log in to see images! Log in to see images! It’s a pencil… Write about accomplishments… That is if you have any… Lulz. Radio Pen Log in to see images! Log in to see images! This pen doesn’t only have a radio installed, but it’s also a mp3 player! Now you can pretend to be cool with your new gadget at school. No, your teachers won’t find out, but I make no promises. Paper Airplane Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Link to Public Domain Site]Link to Public Domain Site The ultimate tool for school. Use it to send messages to your friends, or to distract you from learning… You could also distract other people from learning! Jesus’ Pick Log in to see images! Log in to see images! The pick of Jesus was once used by Jesus himself. But one day during a band practice with his apostles, he dropped it and it fell from the heavens. It is said that his pick was last seen under a carpet of another bands basement. Girl Scout Cookies Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Don’t eat them. Once you do you can’t go back. You’ll be one of them. Fake Diamonds Log in to see images! Log in to see images! These diamonds are substitutes for the real thing. Go buy your wife one or even your second wife one. Dud Grenade Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Is it a dud? I hope it is. Why don’t you find out? Deed to Alaska Log in to see images! Log in to see images! The Russians want there land back. To bad America owns it now. We have your oil comrade. Chewed up Bear Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Not much to say here. You left your favorite stuffed animal on the ground and out of no where you dog destroys it to hell. Your fault. Cereal Box Log in to see images! Log in to see images! NOM NOM NOM! Sugar mammary glands Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Who knew cereal like this existed? Now you can enjoy yourself at night and in the morning! One Bullet Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Always save one bullet. It’s your last resort against the Crotch Zombies. Broken Console Log in to see images! Log in to see images! People take games to seriously nowadays. Look what happen to this thing. Broken TV Log in to see images! Log in to see images! You and your friends are watching The Ring. As you finish the movie your TV replays the well scene. I think you know what happens next. Broken Camera Log in to see images! Log in to see images! You are the photographer. The master of pictures. Until you saw her face. The camera agrees. Mountain Dewm Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Description here: Forumwarz Advertisment Log in to see images! Log in to see images! Play this game! Oh wait… You already are! fabulous person! Anal Lube Log in to see images! Log in to see images! It will be painful without it. All Natural. For bum-lovers only… Or gay people. -Ghost- edited this message on 05/26/2008 6:31PM |
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| Posted On: 05/26/2008 2:52PM |
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Must get E-Peen!
PARTIALLY EATEN SAMMICH
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Sure it has a few nibbles already eaten from it, but hey IT’S A SAMMICH! Price 3
PD link: http://www.pdphoto.org/PictureDetail.php?mat=pdef&pg=7619 Biff Weasley edited this message on 05/26/2008 4:04PM |
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| Posted On: 05/26/2008 2:57PM |
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fine upstanding member of society I want that BROLEX Project Pat edited this message on 05/26/2008 3:29PM |
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| Posted On: 05/26/2008 3:20PM |
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