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die2nite - the various failings of Celerysteve
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I’m developing a pretty good strategy on the last two towns imo. Like the perfect strategy for LMS. It’s all about balance & knowing what to do.
1. Don’t be a huuuuuge male reproductive organ (persay) but tell everyone else what to do. This serves two purposes:
1A. They will listen to you, though you might have to break it down into baby steps for the really stupid
1B. If done correctly you will get shunned, but hanging is rare for mild diskishness. Shunning is also p bad bum since you get to dig in garbage and no longer have to explain your every ****ing action.
2. Then you kind of like “Oh Guys, it was just a big misunderstanding. I just wanted the town to do good as all.” Bank some good crap for the first couple days after that nobody really cares especially if you’re being nice.
3. Then like, “Hey guys I’m just going to upgrade my house and stuff. I can’t build you know and basically its all I can do to help def” & they’re like oh thats cool I mean he can’t build, but other people will get judged a lot harsher if they do the same.
4. Maybe, haven’t done it yet, but have considered: Hey guys I just had 4 ap left over after scavenging and I though might as well build curtains cuz there was literally nothing else I could do with it so just another upgrade distinction or whatever… you know…
5. But yeah, you know ****ing go far and wide for those meshes and build a fence, never had to talk my way out of that but I’d make an excuse and you’ll be way the **** ahead of everybody. I mean 5 points of defense can be like the difference between a 17% or a 100% survival rating.
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| Posted On: 05/07/2011 1:41AM |
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Ha, I’m a bastard too ha ha. What do I need LMS for pfft… |
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| Posted On: 05/07/2011 1:44AM |
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Crazy part is it’s not even like a devious scheme. It’s all I can help but do. Like just the way my mind works -> winning. You couldn’t handle it.
I mean people get trapped like three days in a row & I don’t have the patience for that ****. I have to demoralize you so you’re afraid to go outside. It’s for the good of the town for **** sake. Know how many times I got trapped season 1? 0. The whole season. 0 times. Half the time I was a 2 control point scav too. How the **** do I do that ****? I’m like an Indian in the the ****ing desert. |
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| Posted On: 05/07/2011 1:59AM |
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Celerysteve Posted:
I guess that explains why you have 4 injuries Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 05/07/2011 4:48AM |
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Camping made LMS less valuable. You either go for hero days or you camp a few days to get distinctions, more soul points and more points for your town on the leaderboard. |
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| Posted On: 05/07/2011 4:55AM |
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Log in to see images! Bacchus edited this message on 06/03/2011 11:31AM |
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| Posted On: 05/07/2011 8:36AM |
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Bacchus Posted:
Only if manage to successfully camp at least twice. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 05/07/2011 8:45AM |
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Celerysteve Posted:
Lies. Damned lies. You got stuck in the town you jumped into with us. Possibly twice, but definitely once. |
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| Posted On: 05/07/2011 2:05PM |
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spacekadt Posted:
Uh, no. Unless not logging in on time counts or you have me confused with bob.
And four injuries wow that really matters how many infections. |
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| Posted On: 05/07/2011 4:08PM |
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Celerysteve Posted:
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| Posted On: 05/07/2011 4:17PM |
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Nicco probably went trainer right after the update lol. Celerysteve edited this message on 05/07/2011 4:41PM |
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| Posted On: 05/07/2011 4:33PM |
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Bacchus Posted:
What the **** is an oint anyway is that like an ointment like you put on your bum I mean tbh the thread is about d2n not Bacchus’s adventures in bum****ing so I mean for crying out loud have some deceny. |
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| Posted On: 05/07/2011 4:36PM |
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Celerysteve Posted:
Log in to see images!
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| Posted On: 05/07/2011 4:37PM |
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Celerysteve Posted:
Oh Nicco or whatever I mean honest mistake. |
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| Posted On: 05/07/2011 4:40PM |
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Nicco Posted: |
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| Posted On: 05/07/2011 4:41PM |
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Celerysteve Posted:
It’s the sound a pig makes if it tries to oink with your male reproductive organ down its throat. Remember? |
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| Posted On: 05/07/2011 4:41PM |
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| Posted On: 05/07/2011 4:44PM |
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1. Trapped season 0 (like only time) when scout camo failed first time 2. On purpose had band aid on me was best option 3. Logged in too late so just ****ed around 4. Used shocky thing on last day when death was imminent anyway
How many infections you got bro? I got zero. |
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| Posted On: 05/07/2011 4:47PM |
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GUYS IF I EVER ACT LIKE CELERYSTEVE HAS BEEN SINCE THE START OF THIS THREAD PLEASE SHOOT ME IN THE FACE OR SOMETHING CAUSE THE PAIN THERE WOULD PROBABLY DISTRACT ME FROM THE PAIN IN MY bum |
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| Posted On: 05/07/2011 10:11PM |
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b00t left us for that fabulous person meta last town and now he is on his 3rd town this season good to see that worked out for him. |
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| Posted On: 05/09/2011 4:09PM |
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