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Sports die2nite - the various failings of Celerysteve

Nillo

Avatar: 13243 2015-07-21 17:58:06 -0400
13

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I suck dirty homeless guys male reproductive organs all night long

You know what I like? I like it when it’s 01:00 and every single person has returned to the town. That’s some quality scavenging right there. But they brought in a defensive object so good job I guess.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

This is going to be the worst town in d2n history to ever make it as far as however long it goes on for. It boggles the mind.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

CrinkzPipe Posted:

So if you only have 6 guys who are terrible, while most of us are. You should be able to make it to day 28 easily.

We probably will. Apparently the only elements needed to survive are for a few people to know what they are doing and the rest just be active.

Mister Zurkon

Avatar: 19631 2011-03-19 04:13:25 -0400
26

[The Last Stand]

Level 25 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Celerysteve Posted:

You should join Space’s meta. The only requirements are you kiss her bum, literally get trapped every single time you leave town, and never mark the external map. Also you have to have at least two infections and be annoying. Oh, and if you can throw a crybaby tantrum and are mentally weak enough to the point where you completely change your personality overnight if a girl on the internet talks to you for once you can go really far.

I don’t know who or what a space is, or a meta. But thanks for the advice! It sounds like a blast!

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Celerysteve Posted:

We probably will. Apparently the only elements needed to survive are for a single people to know what they are doing and the rest just be active and listen.

pretty much.

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco

Disused silos > your crappy buildings

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Rats, I’m shunned again dag nab it.

Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted. Also loves juicy balls (no homo).

Celerysteve Posted:

Rats, I’m shunned again dag nab it.

So that new meta is working out well for you, I take it?

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

soml:

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Ricket Posted:

So that new meta is working out well for you, I take it?

lol idk maybe… maybe that one coal will come w/ us p much the only people worth a **** but w/e none of these people can even auto two hours so meh we will continue… searching… wandering from one town to the next like Cain in Kung-Fu and searching in each incarnation like Quantum Leap and Quantum leap dude… it’s pretty, like, epic quest stuff. The twists and turns, that is all part of the adventure man. That’s life man. I’m living life man. ****ing living bro. LIVING. Living ****ing life.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Bro, u ain’t living bro. You settled down bro. You sold your soul. You sold your soul and your dignity for the compromise of a safe little meta where you can be under some else’s thumb. You sold out bro. Sold your man hood. Sacrificed your liberty for security like the patriot act bro. I thought you were better than that. You held out a long time though. You held out as long as you could, and that’s, well, it’s worth something bro. Not too much, but something.

CeleryBob

Avatar: 243991 2010-11-18 02:08:00 -0500
7

[The TI-Nspire is a ****ty calculator]

Level 19 Camwhore

Spf357 is awesome

why were you shunned this time?

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

It was like I think day 13 and I only had three complaints & a lot of other people had that many and well… hold on dude brb…

CeleryBob

Avatar: 243991 2010-11-18 02:08:00 -0500
7

[The TI-Nspire is a ****ty calculator]

Level 19 Camwhore

Spf357 is awesome

Celerysteve Posted:

It was like I think day 13 and I only had three complaints & a lot of other people had that many and well… hold on dude brb…

wat

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Ok, I mean first off big whoop they’re dumb cuz it hurts the town not me lol. Had I not been shunned last town I would not have gotten LMS so that shows you how many ****s I really give.

Ok, dude says hey found wire mesh anybody want. I respond first and get. **** (ughh… females in this ****ing game amiright?) flips out gives me my fourth complaint and posts some **** about “share the wealth” cuz I already gots me reinforcement two. So I says alright beeyotch you coulda just asked me nicely and maybe ida given it to you but you didn’t so I’m giving it to [resident] see there you go I’m sharing so you can’t say I’m selfish suck these here nuts. Ok then some other dudes get in it and they’re like you’re both fighting like children, and nuh-uh brotha, see the dude can not abide by that cuz the **** is plain wrong. Allow me to present exhibit A if it so pleases the court:

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Chew on that a while. I will finish in a minute broseph stalin.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Ok so brothers there I was and I’ll basically tell you what it came down to. Well, somebody took her side and gave me my fifth complaint selfish play before I left town. Then we get in this argument because they want to make a torch when we are 10 def short of the max and I’m like leave it you’re ****ing very special torches are for when we have built all temp defense and we are truly ****ed… but ok, here is what did it. Here is what it came down to: The [resident] decided he would play smooth operator and get mean ol’ celery (who was only defending himself from **** other people started — poor, poor, Celerysteve — in the first place). He DISCREETLY DONATES — that ****ing male reproductive organroach — he discreetly donates the mesh back to me (or maybe he just didnt want idk haven’t gone back inside yet) to my house so all the ****ing derp derp lets build screaming saws day two ****ers see that and go oh he kept it he was lying and I get three more complaints outside so big whoop now I upgrade my house and get LMS again and she probably gets shunned when players with a brain log on cuz she was up to 4-5 complaints anyway whatever.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

An earlier post referenced in the above ^ Holocaust reference FTW:

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Bacchus edited this message on 06/03/2011 11:30AM

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Bacchus Posted:

Who the hell do you think is going to read that ****? You’re an bumhole, shut up about it.

Either add to the conversation or don’t. You’re just making an bum out of yourself otherwise.

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