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Sports die2nite - the various failings of Celerysteve

Nillo

Avatar: 13243 2015-07-21 17:58:06 -0400
13

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I suck dirty homeless guys male reproductive organs all night long

Celerysteve Posted:

Hey guys, north and south could be dangerous, probably don’t want to go out that way.

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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

I complained on somebody who had no complaints then they started a thread whining about it and got two more complaints.Log in to see images!

Go **** yourself Joseph Of Nicco!

And go **** yourself Nicco!

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
83

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

Bacchus Posted:

Go **** yourself Joseph Of Nicco!

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CeleryBob

Avatar: 243991 2010-11-18 02:08:00 -0500
7

[The TI-Nspire is a ****ty calculator]

Level 19 Camwhore

Spf357 is awesome

Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

That hurts me deep. Log in to see images!

ill hurt you deep. Log in to see images!

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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MotionTwin nerfed griefing.

Mister Zurkon

Avatar: 19631 2011-03-19 04:13:25 -0400
26

[The Last Stand]

Level 25 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Oh, I play this too! As “Zurkon” Log in to see images!

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Mister Zurkon Posted:

Oh, I play this too! As “Zurkon” Log in to see images!

You should join Space’s meta. The only requirements are you kiss her bum, literally get trapped every single time you leave town, and never mark the external map. Also you have to have at least two infections and be annoying. Oh, and if you can throw a crybaby tantrum and are mentally weak enough to the point where you completely change your personality overnight if a girl on the internet talks to you for once you can go really far.

CeleryBob

Avatar: 243991 2010-11-18 02:08:00 -0500
7

[The TI-Nspire is a ****ty calculator]

Level 19 Camwhore

Spf357 is awesome

Celerysteve Posted:

You should join Space’s meta. The only requirements are you kiss her bum, literally get trapped every single time you leave town, and never mark the external map. Also you have to have at least two infections and be annoying. Oh, and if you can throw a crybaby tantrum and are mentally weak enough to the point where you completely change your personality overnight if a girl on the internet talks to you for once you can go really far.

Steve we miss you. will you please rejoin us?

Nillo

Avatar: 13243 2015-07-21 17:58:06 -0400
13

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I suck dirty homeless guys male reproductive organs all night long

Seeker can summon a jerrycan after 120 hero days.

It is literally amazing.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

We’ll probably last hmm, I’m going to say 25ish. Our third dude is better and funnier than Ricket who is better than all of you & we gonna meta with well, a coal of 5 that seem like pretty cool dudes then another coal of idk, decent active players and then hopefully not with another coal of two fabulous persons who want come but are almost as bad as the people in your meta so… yeah, be pretty easy recruiting from here so have fun in the fabulous person meta or I guess there is one or two of you whose name does not start with B or N I would take back if you bow down in complete submission and renounce the old meta by going out into the desert right now lulz.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

B and N please go out in desert too btw we are just not going to take you but you should do it idk as like a cool gesture but honestly I mean just forget about joing because well 1 your fabulous persons and 2 you don’t play good so nothing personal or nothing I mean it just stands to reason, ok, ok we’ll take you. Haha yeah right suckers. You fail at life, die2nite, forumwarz, the internet & you fail at not sucking because you do suck I mean not your fault it is just both of your parents probably sucked and they had you and I mean it is really sad but I mean at least on the bright side your dad got laid so he does not suck as bad as you I guess but I mean you could just kill yourself I guess so thats cool I mean cool for you cuz you don’t have to stand around and be ****ty all the time and good for other people too cuz you’re not there and if you are there I mean that is pretty selfish you know but you are selfish players I guess and everything else bad so I guess that kind of goes without saying. Anyway that is all just idk I don’t even care so fabulous person it up or whatever I guess I mean seriously like I have to decide everything you can’t even think for yourself.

Ditto Redux

Avatar: 237927 2011-04-18 02:10:00 -0400

[Pokeball]

Level 47 Re-Re

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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Ditto Redux Posted:

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Good cologne imo a++ heard it can be found way out in the desert.

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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skipping over some tl;dr pots has anyone else experienced weird Search Tower repelnishments (e.g. it doesn’t replenish **** within 2 km of the town)

Nillo

Avatar: 13243 2015-07-21 17:58:06 -0400
13

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I suck dirty homeless guys male reproductive organs all night long

Nicco Posted:

skipping over some tl;dr pots has anyone else experienced weird Search Tower repelnishments (e.g. it doesn’t replenish **** within 2 km of the town)

It doesn’t on big maps.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

This town… It is something else. We still have 30 people. Most of the people who died quit to join another town. But I don’t know how… Like we’ll do day 20+ easy, but never will a town make it as far as we have with as many retards as we have. Like 6 guys are just ****ing TERRIBLE. Like terrible as most of you guys. But we also have a bunch of great people and everyone is active and **** so they just get saved time and time again.

It is beyond words. East gets replenished. I trail blaze east with pistols and clear the way freeing up five non-depleted zones. Like 5 ****ing people have been trapped going out that way; ****ing up there ap or going out to far just… Let them die. Just let them die.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

I 4got to take water or food with me.

the desire to wander took me, and I am now a few squares to the east and surrounded

Could someone drop a drug that will give me ap?

my bad, I was looking at the external map that I’d forgotten to update and it said I was at 3/0 so I thought I’d move to 4/0…only I was already at 4/0

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Celerysteve Posted:

Like 6 guys are just ****ing TERRIBLE. Like terrible as most of you guys.

So if you only have 6 guys who are terrible, while most of us are. You should be able to make it to day 28 easily.

CrinkzPipe edited this message on 05/01/2011 1:38AM
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