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Sports die2nite - the various failings of Celerysteve

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Bacchus edited this message on 06/03/2011 11:31AM

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
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[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Oh man I feel so bad. Keep beating me up because you suck male reproductive organ at this game, but don’t have the balls to stand up for yourself so you are accepted by the fabulous person meta. I’m over her giving a **** about your transparent motivations.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
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[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Just shut your mouth like a good little fabulous person and do what you’re told; it is the only thing that makes you more desired than I.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
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[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

You’re really funny dude. You think you’re going to go toe to toe with me and win? Either you are just delusional or self-deprecating. Keep it up either way.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

can a mod rename this thread to “die2nite – the various monologues of Celerysteve”

Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
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[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted. Also loves juicy balls (no homo).

CrinkzPipe Posted:

can a mod rename this thread to “die2nite – the various monologues of Celerysteve”

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CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

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Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
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[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

CrinkzPipe Posted:

can a mod rename this thread to “die2nite – the various monologues of Celerysteve”

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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
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[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

And so, it was day 15. A day 15 like any other day 15. I woke before the others to the news of replenishment to the north, and a citizen dead of infection. Nobody had died for what 5? 6 days?

Stryke123 was completely inept of course. Those mere 14 days would undoubtedly be undeserved highlight of his soul page for sometime to come. He had been asking for a band aid the past couple days, and his broken-english OP had reached three pages on people arguing for and against the merits of giving somebody their second band aid who did not so much as call for help. Arguing, perhaps, is not a correct bumessment of the situation: they were going through the motions and those on both side that cared did so very little.

+1 corpse dragged outside on my soul page. Might as well I said to myself — not too many options to spend it given my recent shunning. I inspected the collection of water pistols laid lengthwise across my inventory. The stray fat cat I had picked up yesterday seemed to take interest and eyed my actions curiously before setting his attention on a ball of lint. The still dark morning howled as the remnants of last nights northern wind billowed its impression upon my tent walls.

“North it is then eh?” I said upon second glance map inspection. The cat looked up wild-eyed at the audible disturbance, all at once battered his prey to ribbons. The poor dust bunny had stood no chance.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
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[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Look guys, if we need 30 defense and there is nothing else to build we have to build temporary defense. Never mind the fact we have a ****ton of wood and nobody has built a hovel yet. I mean duh, everyone knows hovels are just bad & you don’t build them. You think I got to day 11 not knowing that?

And by the way, the fact being that if everyone has 3 house defense we can get to 100% survival of max attack with 19 points less defense has never occurred to me, so lets just pretend we don’t know that. Let’s also pretend the ratio of :ap: to defense isn’t better than it is for Old School Traps, because Old School Traps is not bad, but hovels are bad mmkay. Don’t build hovels mmkay.

CeleryBob

Avatar: 243991 2010-11-18 02:08:00 -0500
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[The TI-Nspire is a ****ty calculator]

Level 19 Camwhore

Spf357 is awesome

give the guy one good town and he thinks he knows it all…

Nillo

Avatar: 13243 2015-07-21 17:58:06 -0400
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[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I suck dirty homeless guys male reproductive organs all night long

You should never ever build a hovel man. My first 0 SP town said this to me, so it must be true.

Nicco

MODERATOR
Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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>temporary defense

What? Are you guys already on day 25 or something?

Nillo

Avatar: 13243 2015-07-21 17:58:06 -0400
13

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I suck dirty homeless guys male reproductive organs all night long

Nicco Posted:

>temporary defense

What? Are you guys already on day 25 or something?

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Nillo

Avatar: 13243 2015-07-21 17:58:06 -0400
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[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I suck dirty homeless guys male reproductive organs all night long

Fierydoom’s a p. solid player imo. He took the hacksaw at 07:34 this morning and he’s keeping it safe in his backpack, just in case the zeds come and steal items from the bank, you know. It’s a very real concern.

bummoppet

Avatar: 47899 2011-07-31 00:21:31 -0400
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Level 60 Troll

“Grendel”

Nicco Posted:

skipping over some tl;dr pots has anyone else experienced weird Search Tower repelnishments (e.g. it doesn’t replenish **** within 2 km of the town)

We’re not getting any but my meta is convinced they need to max it out.

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

bummoppet Posted:

We’re not getting any but my meta is convinced they need to max it out.

Even maxed it will never replenish within 2km and seems to be ****y about replenishing anything within 5km. However, you really should max it out. You’re not going to get very far at all if you don’t.

xRAINBOWxPIK-
ACHUx

Avatar: 241263 2011-05-11 01:33:23 -0400

[Aperture Science I-
nnovators
]

Level 4 Camwhore

lol forumwarps

Celerysteve Posted:

You think I got to day 11 not knowing that?

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