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Poetry ITT: We talk like William Shakespeare on this his birthday

plk

Avatar: 9972 2010-01-24 16:28:42 -0500
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

It’s the Bard’s birth and death day!

http://www.stumbleupon.com/su/A6kmW7/techland.com/2010/04/23/peace-ye-fat-guts-how-to-diss-shakespearian-style/

“Sweep on, you fat and greasy citizens” -As You Like It

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

In troth, verily I posteth if perchance existeth a peen.

A peen, a peen, my kingdom for a peen! -male reproductive organWad III

msg

Avatar: 157703 2011-07-31 00:32:33 -0400
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

“Done to death by slanderous tongue

Was the Hero that here lies”

megazeroexe

Avatar: 96079 2010-02-05 18:20:27 -0500

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 44 Hacker

hi this is pcp saying i miss m0x

One, two, three and to the four, Snoop Doggy Dogg and Dr. Dre is at the door.

It’s clbumic.

xxEmoxKidxx

Avatar: 102681 2011-08-02 00:21:53 -0400
12

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

I doth protest, there has been nary a sighting of BINGEBOT 2015 in ages.

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

Verily, is it not true that Shakespeare was not one man, but many?

BobTheSqueak-
yWeasel

Avatar: 63475 2010-04-01 02:14:05 -0400
26

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

To commemorate this day, I present a poem in the form popularized by Sir Shakespeare himself: the limerick.

There was an old man of St. Bees,

Who was stung in the arm by a wasp;

When they asked, “Does it hurt?”

He replied, “No, it doesn’t,

But I thought all the while ‘t was a Hornet.”

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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

Thou art unfit for any place but hell.

Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

This thread lacks Francis Bacon references

Physics

Avatar: 83756 2009-10-01 09:57:31 -0400
19

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 69 Hacker

Making laws and snuggling dark matter.

Physics Posted:

This thread lacks Francis Bacon references


hmm… bacon


King Krimson

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11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

Alas, poor Shakespeare. I knew him, internet. A fellow of infinite jest.

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
77

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

Today, I think of nothing.

Malaise

Avatar: 40838 2011-10-31 23:42:35 -0400
100

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trust me. I know edgy!

“Misery acquaints a troll with strange bedfellows.” – The Tempest

http://thesurrealist.co.uk/shakespeare.php?word=troll

Malaise edited this message on 04/23/2010 8:35PM

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Methinks this forumwarz errs of name. Upon what war doth a man stand desolate amidst a sea of adversaries? Tis not war; the tribulations of a wayward soul can not be called such.

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