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dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
54

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

Oh?

Finny

Avatar: 57559 2011-07-31 00:11:12 -0400
7

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

BUMPS EVERYWHERE

dobnits Posted:

Oh?

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

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Check in please with updated stats!

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Also welcome back ET from wherever you’ve been Log in to see images!

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

MC Banhammer Posted:

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Check in please with updated stats!

Then it turns out that man-man either rage-quit or sold the file.

Much lollery ensues!

Fiasco

Avatar: 46971 Thu Oct 16 00:30:33 -0400 2008
205

[Flogging a Dead Ho-
rse
]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Or uncheated the character

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

Don’t worry guys, I was just sleeping…

New stats:

* Max Ego +2000

* Offense +50

fine upstanding member of societydeath -
Booyah

Avatar: 19734 2010-05-21 04:19:33 -0400
12

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

man-man Posted:

Don’t worry guys, I was just sleeping…

New stats:

* Max Ego +2000

* Offense +50

Log in to see images!

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2023-04-24 23:24:10 +0000

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

this site is deader than the toddlers in my basement

MC Banhammer Posted:

Also welcome back ET from wherever you’ve been Log in to see images!

Working a lot and then I bought a condo, but thanks!

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

man-man Posted:

Don’t worry guys, I was just sleeping…

New stats:

* Max Ego +2000

* Offense +50

That’s it?

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
77

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

quangntenemy Posted:

That’s it?

Woah im agreeing w/ quang. I mean, I get it’s the best .doc… but, eh.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

The new stats reflect ET’s belief, as shown through the various prices of items, that Ego is a more important stat than Offense. As such, this file is well in line.

Also, nice, ET! Getting a new condo. Gratz.

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

It’s still good. Would pay gallons of Flezz for it. Out of the thousands of gallons I already have.

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

Unfortunately there is absolutely nothing to do with Upgrade Points.

Catt although

MODERATOR
Avatar: 46806 2022-11-29 03:06:42 +0000
118

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Last Catt Standing

What exactly did you guys want? That gives 28 more offense than the next best doc file, Chickenheads is only a bump of 15 over Habenero.

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

For 100 pieces, we wanted the file to end all files, +1000 in every stat.

Although if we’d been sensible, we’d have wanted it to remain lame, so that we wouldn’t have to put the time into grinding the bloody thing.

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

Inconnu Posted:

Unfortunately there is absolutely nothing to do with Upgrade Points.

Where’s “Upgrade Points are for fabulous persons” when you need him Log in to see images!

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
54

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

he never would have made it past the overhaul and the (in game) moderators that came with it.

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

That’s what I thought for a long time, but with the best .moar files and Episode III’s attacks it might be possible. But, if anything would kill him it would be the Upkeep costs – even at 20 Upkeep, the Baby Brother in Formaldehyde takes about 5-10K Flezz worth of damage, mostly from self-inflicted wounds (Death Note). With 0 Upkeep, that thing will get destroyed fairly quickly, and the repair costs will be astronomical.

Even if he went on a grindfest in Wimby, there’s no guarantee the full repair cost of the best items wouldn’t exceed the revenue from quad amps. I’ve had to pay 6M in repairs before, it’s not a pretty sight.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

mterek Posted:

Episode III’s attacks

Attacks are upgrades. I thought those were off-limits and he was playing with only Bash, Drool, and attacks you earn during the game.

MC Banhammer edited this message on 06/03/2010 3:30PM
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