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PC Games Let's Play Africa Trail

crayoncakes

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16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

Okay, everyone’s familiar with Oregon Trail, right? But you may not know that the same company made a ****load of similar games. Amazon Trail, Yukon Trail, and the one we’re going to play, Africa Trail.

Text from the back of the case: “Take an adventure through Africa’s history, geography, and culture as you challenge the actual 12,000 mile world-record setting bike trek. Make critical decisions as you plan and execute your trip. Choose your team members, supplies, and equipment. Learn to use the many maps and keep a travel log as you go. With road-rally action, bike repairs, and tests of endurance, there’s never a shortage of fun.”

tl;dr: Oregon Trail, in modern times Africa, on bikes.

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wooo

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We’re going the longest route. Because that is the manly thing to do.

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I can’t pick! You gotta help me choose, guys! Log in to see images! Here’s their profiles:

http://img413.imageshack.us/img413/5946/tzehaikbumiao4.png

http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/2765/charlescuffeyko5.png

http://img404.imageshack.us/img404/9602/conradjensenla8.png

http://img186.imageshack.us/img186/6559/danbuettnerjc3.png

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/3568/jessicaharttg2.png

http://img296.imageshack.us/img296/8759/kimaniwanainasq0.png

Veer

Avatar: 2059 Thu Nov 13 08:18:14 -0500 2008
6

[Team Shortbus]

Level 32 Troll

my only complaint is that you people are happy

CHARLES CUFFEY, M.D.

THE BLACK MAN WITH GLbumES

AND ATTITUDE

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

Where’s the white women at?

Dante Kinkade

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5

[The Flamers of Loa-
thing
]

Level 10 Emo Kid

TSB-positive

Go with Dan, he looks like the best man for the job. That and sounds like he would be good for Africa from his profile.

Thunderbear

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Conrad Jensen, so you’ll have someone to sacrifice for the wild natives.

NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Choose Kimani Dan and Jessica. They’ll make it!

Whenever I played that game I either never got a Visa, or spent all my money trying to get a Visa and then got arrested and killed or something.

I sucked at it. =/

EDIT LYK OMG: I probably shoulda read the profiles rather than choosing based on looks

NawtyFish edited this message on 03/30/2008 1:28AM

Thunderbear

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2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

TAKE CONRAD I’M SERIOUS

TomInTheBox

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7

Level 27 Emo Kid

“Lopsided McHaircut”

Go with Dan. I mean, if I ever saw a man who had the look of a pedophile with a taste for dark meat, it would be his face. And I mean, if you are in a situation in which the only escape is raping a native baby*, you’ll be soooo glad you listened to my advice.

*Recent polls have shown 75% of all problems in Africa would be solved if a white man raped a black baby.

Azzedar

Avatar: harblgar
3

Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Now ****ing way, take Kiwani!!

Wit those mad language skillz he kan git youse those pygmy slaves in north west Africa!! Log in to see images!

Not only that, but I gots it on good authority he’s from Djibouti!!! Say it wit me now… JAH BOOTY!! Log in to see images!

Amp Zaphrix

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2

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Charles, Conrad, Kimani

NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

NO! TAKE ONLY JESSICA!

If you have to take more than 3 people, just try and kill the others off early. Conrad and the black lady who’s name I can’t spell look weak.

crayoncakes

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16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

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It was more or less this when I stopped refreshing. Log in to see images!

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uhhhh… What do you think guys, stay with the default?

NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Stick with the default unless you’re actually good at the game and know what you’re doing O_o

Thunderbear

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

I TOLD YOU TO TAKE CONRAD FIXING BIKES IS HIS GAME AND NOW ALL OF YOU ARE GOING TO BREAK DOWN AND DIE

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

Buy the chain – you can use it to beat some prostitutes to death later on. Get some spinning rims as well, so your team can look like real pimps.

NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Thunderbear Posted:

I TOLD YOU TO TAKE CONRAD FIXING BIKES IS HIS GAME AND NOW ALL OF YOU ARE GOING TO BREAK DOWN AND DIE

YOU’RE RIGHT!

You might as well just not buy any parts at all then, I’m sure your bikes will be fine the entire trip.

crayoncakes

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16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

Took the first suggestion this time >.>

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The game helpfully tells us what a bicycle helmet is.

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Since Dan in the only one in our group that can eat children, we’d better go to the market and get some food.

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What should we eat, guys? Log in to see images!

Amp Zaphrix

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2

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Sardine and jam sandwiches on baguettes!

NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Uh, I’m guessing there’ll probably be other towns where you can restock on food, but get like at least 10 of everything. And extra baguettes, because they kick bum.

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