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PC Games Let's Play Africa Trail

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

oh you’re screwed with no crank

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

Buy some extra food – you can trade it for children and slaves in smaller, poor villages.

Thunderbear

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

BUY SIX THOUSAND KILOS OF GOAT CHEESE

Alternately, 50 kilos.

Amp Zaphrix

Avatar: Middle Finger
2

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Over 9000 of everything. Then when someone asks you your stocks, you can say “It’s over 9000!”

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

It’s good it tells you how much crap you packed already. Pack up as much as you can before you go.

crayoncakes

Avatar: crayoncakes's Avatar
16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

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10 of almost everything, and extra jam, sardines, and baguettes.

...Somehow we have NINETEEN kilograms of jam.

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Which road, guys?

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

Tunis, it looks like there is nothing else that way, it must be the right choice.

Wylin edited this message on 03/30/2008 2:17AM

Dante Kinkade

Avatar: Dante Kinkade's Avatar
5

[The Flamers of Loa-
thing
]

Level 10 Emo Kid

TSB-positive

go to Tunis, also buy more jam.

NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Go click on that “Meals” tab and see what that’s about, that’s probably important.

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

I still think you should buy a crank while you still can!

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

Tunis: IT’S A TRAP.

Move on to Sejanane.

Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 edited this message on 03/30/2008 2:22AM

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

Did we die?

NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

I bet her oxen drowned while she was trying to cross a river.

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

Time to hunt!

NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

The oxen were carrying literally everything.

And the river was rapids.

So everything was swept off a waterfall.

Including Litty Jimmy and Sweet Abigail.Log in to see images!

I told you guys I’m bad at this game

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

I’d hunt until I was out of ammo

NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Well, the only ammo would be your fists or what you could fashion out of… um… nearby rocks.

The ammo went over the waterfall.

And the indigenous species would all be rabbits or prairie dogs, and somebody gets infected when they’re fighting a buffalo (the buffalo got away) and they die of gangrene and then someone gets bitten by a rattlesnake and shoots the only other remaining guy because he’s hallucinating from the venom, and the other guy lives but he dies a death of dysentery and starvation over a matter of weeks.

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

Sad times on the trail!

NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

That’s why I always played that one game with the fish when I went to the computer lab in elementary school.

Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
35

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Causing Jealousy On The Internet On A Daily Basis.

I want to go to tunis already!

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