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Whores Episode 3 Apprentice Podcast

Bashy

Avatar: 97127 Tue Jan 06 09:47:16 -0500 2009
37

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

platypus.

As JB linked in the original post, I answered everyone’s questions — even the trollish ones (is there a difference?) — here.

There’s also a general bit of crap there for you to read as an alternative to the long and apparently garbled podcast. It’s doubtful we’ll be able to do a useful transcript of that… but we can hope, anyway.

In spite of the podcast’s failure, we realize that you still want to hear from the entire Apprentice team. Accordingly, Spacekadt has ****ING STOLEN MY QUESTION/ANSWER DOgreat timesENT AND ERASED ALL MY CLEVER REPLIES. In their place, she’s forcing the Apprentice squad to type, not speak, all their answers. They are currently in the process of doing just that, because, well, you don’t **** with Spacekadt’s radioactive mammary glands.

I’m sure the Master Question/Answer Compilation will be released and posted for you all to see here when everyone is finished answering and Spacekadt’s mammary glands are sufficiently pleased.

—Bashy

Bashy edited this message on 02/22/2010 5:07PM

Dunatis

Avatar: 78885 2011-11-01 01:20:41 -0400
100

[Cabal Gamez]

Level 69 Hacker

Richard Whittington

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

○ And just for fun, Dunatis’ take on Shecky: http://dl.dropbox.com/u/115807/dunatis-Shecky%20Salisbury%20Final.mp3

Ousted out of a peen by a professional friend of JB after doing the work Log in to see images!

That’s ok, he did way better anyways Log in to see images! Dunatis edited this message on 02/22/2010 5:35PM

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Dunatis Posted:

Ousted out of a peen by a professional friend of JB after doing the work Log in to see images!

That’s ok, he did way better anyways Log in to see images!

honestly I was gunning for you. I really liked your take and it made me lol.

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

plk Posted:

It would have been nice if you’d let some other people talk more.

Give me a break, 90% of the content and thusly 90% of the talking time was you.

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

This is way too long, am I mentioned?

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Bandaney Posted:

This is way too long, am I mentioned?

Yes! You are!

EDIT: It’s towards the end though, unfortunately.

Shii edited this message on 02/22/2010 7:05PM

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

Shii Posted:

Give me a break, 90% of the content and thusly 90% of the talking time was you.

What? You want an honest gut-feeling breakdown: 80% of it was JB. 10% was you. 5% was Fort. The last 5% was anyone that could get a ****ing word in edgewise.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

spacekadt Posted:

What? You want an honest gut-feeling breakdown: 80% of it was JB. 10% was you. 5% was Fort. The last 5% was anyone that could get a ****ing word in edgewise.

Ouch.

plk

Avatar: 9972 2010-01-24 16:28:42 -0500
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Shii Posted:

Give me a break, 90% of the content and thusly 90% of the talking time was you.

What podcast were you at? Sure I wrote a bunch of content, but I barely got to say anything with you jumping in so much. It was like it was some sort of obnoxious competition between some of you for who could talk over who the most. And people like Space who didn’t write missions but did a bunch of support work barely had a chance to speak at all.

Edit: and megazeroexe, I think I probably sound more like Space than I do any of the guys. Anyway, regardless of how little of the recording you can actually hear, what I’m saying is that it was a really frustrating and not-very-fun experience. Yay team. Log in to see images! plk edited this message on 02/22/2010 8:15PM

megazeroexe

Avatar: 96079 2010-02-05 18:20:27 -0500

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 44 Hacker

hi this is pcp saying i miss m0x

i hope you guys arguing realize that like four people, including myself listened to this because it was so ****ty that it didn’t even matter

if that makes you feel better Log in to see images!

also i couldn’t tell who the **** was who except for space because… well obviously why, but it was so messed up i could only tell fort and jb’s voices apart, everyone else sounded the same. so basically you were all talking all the time to me Log in to see images! megazeroexe edited this message on 02/22/2010 7:52PM

Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted. Also loves juicy balls (no homo).

Haven’t listened to the podcast yet, but I bumume the answer to

Shouty the Angry Bear Posted:

Was there any drama among the writers?

will have to be changed after the last few posts in this thread. Log in to see images!

BobTheSqueak-
yWeasel

Avatar: 63475 2010-04-01 02:14:05 -0400
26

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

I listened to the podcast and it was pretty good when the audio wasn’t cutting out (which happened unfortunately often). I feel like it gave me a pretty good feel for some of the Apprentices’ personalities (stuff like cutting into the conversation with unfunny remarks), and a lot of what I heard fell in line with what I was expecting.

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

that remark makes me very very curious as to whose character you reached decisions about.

BobTheSqueak-
yWeasel

Avatar: 63475 2010-04-01 02:14:05 -0400
26

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Fortunato Posted:

that remark makes me very very curious as to whose character you reached decisions about.

It really isn’t important because I felt the exact same (generally positive) way about all of you beforehand.

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

I should thank you guys. I was upset that I had to miss this for work, but now I see that fate was smiling on me.

Since I don’t want to listen now, was I mentioned appropriately?

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

After giving this a listen, there is a renewed feeling of self-worth inside me.

Damn I’m awesome.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

anything about me?

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

megazeroexe Posted:

also i couldn’t tell who the **** was who except for space because… well obviously why, but it was so messed up i could only tell fort and jb’s voices apart, everyone else sounded the same. so basically you were all talking all the time to me Log in to see images!

You probably heard plk more than me. I did the intro at the beginning and then didn’t say anything until right before the Q&A portion. And even during that, I was pretty damn quiet. I just didn’t feel like fighting for air time. Log in to see images!

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

CrinkzPipe Posted:

anything about me?

Yes. You’re awesome too.

CoreyJess

Avatar: 2355 2015-02-10 15:56:06 -0500
24

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Pie cannot hide overwhelming naughtiness!

swine Posted:

there is a renewed feeling of self-worth inside me.

I’ve never been called ‘renewed feeling of self-worth’ before.

Or is there someone else inside you, besides me?

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