As JB linked in the original post, I answered everyone’s questions — even the trollish ones (is there a difference?) — here.

There’s also a general bit of crap there for you to read as an alternative to the long and apparently garbled podcast. It’s doubtful we’ll be able to do a useful transcript of that… but we can hope, anyway.

In spite of the podcast’s failure, we realize that you still want to hear from the entire Apprentice team. Accordingly, Spacekadt has ****ING STOLEN MY QUESTION/ANSWER DOgreat timesENT AND ERASED ALL MY CLEVER REPLIES. In their place, she’s forcing the Apprentice squad to type, not speak, all their answers. They are currently in the process of doing just that, because, well, you don’t **** with Spacekadt’s radioactive mammary glands.

I’m sure the Master Question/Answer Compilation will be released and posted for you all to see here when everyone is finished answering and Spacekadt’s mammary glands are sufficiently pleased.

—Bashy