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tl;dr [CLOSED] A p sad day

Zebulun284

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle
22

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Well, good luck. Thanks for the great work on a fun game.

ERECTILE_DEA-
TH

Avatar: 150883 2010-01-24 16:20:22 -0500
37

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 69 Troll

you still go on here you old **** just die already

ET, I always hoped you would bear my chocolate man babies some day. I wish you the best of luck in your future endeavours. Ilu man Log in to see images!

Blowjob for the road?

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

You’ve left a pretty decent legacy of internet crap, ET. You will be missed-ish.

Memorial TroutSignal:

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Sergeant Cid

MODERATOR
Avatar: 167814 2011-07-31 00:46:27 -0400

[The Airship]

Level 35 Re-Re

Scientifically Proven Terrible fabulous person..... Evidence shows mbumive build up of semen deposit in bum.

So long, and thanks, you evil fish…

Madeline

Avatar: 65945 Wed Dec 31 19:17:21 -0500 2008

Level 60 Emo Kid

Troy Bolton's ****

Sergeant Cid Posted:

So long, and thanks, you evil fish…

WIN.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

A formal offer ALREADY! Sweet!

So, any guidelines on if we should cool it with suggestions, where we should concentrate our suggestions (hint: Dom), etc.? Or is it too early to tell?

Oh…wow. Even through the constant messaging you and I have had these past few weeks, did I not see this coming, and it saddens me greatly.

Ironically though, I really should have seen this coming, what with you this apprentice deal and all. It was a foolish oversight on my part not to see that in the true creative, quasi-evil genius, like willy wonka or the sith lords. You were not merely looking for an apprentice or a winner. You were looking for a replacement.

In regards to that, I never got to formally thank you for the opportunity presented in that little event. Through that, you got me through a very tough phase of my life…major identity crisis, an existential slump even…the whole nine yards. Your allowance of me to use my creativity for something more than that trivial thing we call forumbuildr allowed me to understand my own self worth, as well as create some kick-arse content for Episode 3! For that, I thank you truly, from the bottom of my heart.

You are one of the few people I can ever consider to be a mentor, let alone an idol, to some degree. The fact you managed to take something as simple as memes and various drama from this crazy thing we call the internet, and make it into its own little universe, with a semi-mythology behind it and everything…that in itself warranted nearly unheard of respect from me, a guy who has an interest in both mythology and the internet.

Your ability to remain stalwart for three years, facing on the harshness of the worst of critics…the very crowd you attempted to appease to, is a quality that some of our world leaders are incapable of, and you can hold your head high knowing that you have done so much in the face of such oppression and an unpleaseable fanbase.

All in all, and to conclude, your departure from CZ and presumably forumwarz as a whole is going to be a dark day indeed for all of us, and im sure even your biggest haters will be able to show their respects (RIGHT? )

But let the world know, shout it from the wikipedias and the Yahoos, and dare I say google itself. Jalapeno Bootyhole is a true certifiable genius. And were all going to miss you, even if some of us are too afraid to say it for fears of deflating their ego in a time such need to stay strong.

So on behalf of the entire forumwarz community, allow me to say

Thank you

Thank you.

Nine thousand and one times,

Thank you.

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

guy


Yet another illusion of mine shattered.

But in an excellent — nay, a LEETlol — post.

UnlimitedTyy-
ppi

Avatar: 217173 2009-11-18 08:46:15 -0500
9

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Good luck, and all the best.

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
54

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

MC Banhammer Posted:

Yet another illusion of mine shattered.

But in an excellent — nay, a LEETlol — post.


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CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

MC Banhammer Posted:

Yet another illusion of mine shattered.

But in an excellent — nay, a LEETCYBER LAUGH — post.


fixxed.

chammisan

Avatar: 170140 2011-12-20 14:36:20 -0500
59

[le saboteur]

Level 69 Hacker

The Queen is not amused!

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Ilu. Thanks for all of your amazing work and good luck out there in the real world, ET.

Colopatrion

Avatar: 219007 2009-12-08 14:44:41 -0500
1

Level 65 Hacker

“Phreak of Nature”

Good luck on your future endeavors.

Blu3Schnauzer

Avatar: 16117 Sun Feb 22 17:55:30 -0500 2009
18

[Fetal Alcohol Pupp-
ets
]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

As someone whose had to put her own dreams on the line because the whole “need to eat and pay my mortgage” thing came knocking, you more than have my sympathies.

I sincerely wish you luck with the job search; it sounds like you already have a lot of opportunities, and hopefully you’ll find something fulfilling and enjoyable.

Indiana Jonas

Avatar: 13850 2014-12-19 09:36:26 -0500
13

[At Least I Never M-
ade A Failure Of A-
Website
]

Level 35 Troll

WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WWWWWWWWWWWWWW WW

1337xxxxxxxxxlolololololololololxxxxxxxxx1337 Posted:

Oh…wow. Even through the constant messaging you and I have had these past few weeks, did I not see this coming, and it saddens me greatly.

Ironically though, I really should have seen this coming, what with you this apprentice deal and all. It was a foolish oversight on my part not to see that in the true creative, quasi-evil genius, like willy wonka or the sith lords. You were not merely looking for an apprentice or a winner. You were looking for a replacement.

In regards to that, I never got to formally thank you for the opportunity presented in that little event. Through that, you got me through a very tough phase of my life…major identity crisis, an existential slump even…the whole nine yards. Your allowance of me to use my creativity for something more than that trivial thing we call forumbuildr allowed me to understand my own self worth, as well as create some kick-arse content for Episode 3! For that, I thank you truly, from the bottom of my heart.

You are one of the few people I can ever consider to be a mentor, let alone an idol, to some degree. The fact you managed to take something as simple as memes and various drama from this crazy thing we call the internet, and make it into its own little universe, with a semi-mythology behind it and everything…that in itself warranted nearly unheard of respect from me, a guy who has an interest in both mythology and the internet.

Your ability to remain stalwart for three years, facing on the harshness of the worst of critics…the very crowd you attempted to appease to, is a quality that some of our world leaders are incapable of, and you can hold your head high knowing that you have done so much in the face of such oppression and an unpleaseable fanbase.

All in all, and to conclude, your departure from CZ and presumably forumwarz as a whole is going to be a dark day indeed for all of us, and im sure even your biggest haters will be able to show their respects (RIGHT? )

But let the world know, shout it from the wikipedias and the Yahoos, and dare I say google itself. Jalapeno Bootyhole is a true certifiable genius. And were all going to miss you, even if some of us are too afraid to say it for fears of deflating their ego in a time such need to stay strong.

So on behalf of the entire forumwarz community, allow me to say

Thank you

Thank you.

Nine thousand and one times,

Thank you.

this is the first time I’ve ever read this post and it moves me deeply since i have never read it before

cya

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

woah.

best of luck et, you’ve been amazing.

Healbot

Avatar: 25938 Wed Oct 22 16:28:36 -0400 2008
7

[The Protected]

Level 49 Troll

“Complete Dipshit”

It’s about damn time you made some money, you villanous fish.

Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2022-12-08 14:16:09 +0000
20

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

sperm

Yeah, jobs are hard to come by nowadays. Craigslist is ****ing very special though, as it’s flooded with spammers. Good luck.

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

That’s so sad. I’ve always envied you for being able to work on something you like, but I guess such a wonderful thing can’t last forever in this cruel world Log in to see images!

Hope you’ll find a good job that pays well, and still have some time to spare for the long-awaited domination enhancements Log in to see images!

The Ghost of Hobart Bliggity Posted:

this is the first time I’ve ever read this post and it moves me deeply since i have never read it before

I’m just postin from the heart u know what I’m sayin?

Haters gonna hate no matta what u can’t stop em just have faith n love and hope the good outweighs the bad in ur life. peace

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