You become completely energized, never getting tired again. This causes you to never sleep and you die. Something in science explains why, I’m sure. I’m just too lazy to look it up right now.

I wish it was illegal to get out of bed before 10 am.

The sleeping pills work a little too well. You don’t wake up.

I wish my computer would run properly.

GRANTED, IT IS IN BOLDCAPS

I WISH MY DESK CHAIR DIDN’T JUST BREAK

manimal Posted:

GRANTED, IT IS IN BOLDCAPS

[Editorial: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA]

Ok, Marcus made a wish. He wished you into a pile of turd.

I wish I was more motivated.

There are a webcam and a light up your bum right now. I’m on your myspace page looking at your **** and a bunch of used condoms. Unfortunately the camera’s stuck in there, and you’re going to die.

I wish it was Friday.

You suffer a terrible accident involving a circular saw, a mickey of Jack Daniels, and the left side of your head. You are grotesquely disfigured; your left temporal lobe is destroyed, leaving you without the power to speak or to understand speech; and your body is racked with seizures. Unable to perform your job, you become destitute and end up living on the street. For a while, your internal awesomeness is undiminished, but eventually the loneliness that comes from disfigurement and the loss of communicative function, months of malnutrition, and the maggots that infest your head wound slowly destroy what remains of your cognitive function and personality. You are driven from the streets and forced to seek shelter in an abandoned graveyard where you consume dead crows and squirrels. Physically, mentally, and personally, you represent nothing more than a zombie. You are no longer awesome. You are simply disgusting.

I wish they had not built that ugly condo building across the street from my apartment.

Sxxy_Saide_69 Posted:

I wish I could top all leaderboards.

You top all the leader boards and so completely dominate the game that it’s not fun for anyone else anymore, and people start to leave; finally only you and Evil Trout remain. ET goes insane from the loss of his dream. He decides to hunt you down and kill you for ruining everything.

I wish I I was going to have prime rib for dinner tonight.

Sxxy_Saide_69 Posted:

I wish I had every e-peen available, and every e-peen that will never be (such as the Mother ****er e-peen: Congratulations! You ****ed the mother of every player in ForumWarz. Just remember, don’t scratch at it because it will spread. And don’t forget to use that cream the doctor gave you.)

You get the E-peens, but the nasty infection causes your E-peen to shrivel up and fall off, leaving only a disgusting scar.

I wish salmon tasted like dark chocolate.

EP. 2 comes out, it’s free, but it requires Vista Ultimate.

I wish my upstairs neighbours would shut the **** up.