Sxxy_Saide_69 Posted:

I wish I had every e-peen available, and every e-peen that will never be (such as the Mother ****er e-peen: Congratulations! You ****ed the mother of every player in ForumWarz. Just remember, don’t scratch at it because it will spread. And don’t forget to use that cream the doctor gave you.)

You get the E-peens, but the nasty infection causes your E-peen to shrivel up and fall off, leaving only a disgusting scar.

I wish salmon tasted like dark chocolate.