So I bought more BP than I could use because I wanted the peen. Now I have the peen and some BP to spare. I might be a little biased, but I think Episode 3 has some of the best content and I want people to see it. So I figured I’d help a few people out and buy the episode for them.

No idea yet how many people I’ll buy the episode for, I guess it depends on how many requests I get… and no, I don’t know how I’ll decide who gets BP and who doesn’t. I do know that if you have the BP and/or the pre-order peen, I won’t even consider your request.

So tell me why you deserve the BPs for Episode 3. Or if you have them but someone you know doesn’t… tell me why they deserve it. If you accept the BP, I expect you to use them to buy Episode 3.

This is not a contest! It’s not in the contests forum and trolling is not even somewhat allowed. I’ll give out the BP around a week from now.

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I would prefer to give it to someone specifically for Episode 3. That said, people without Episode 2 aren’t automatically out of the running, so it’s still worth the request.

spacekadt Posted:

So tell me why you deserve the BPs for Episode 3. Or if you have them but someone you know doesn’t… tell me why they deserve it. If you accept the BP, I expect you to use them to buy Episode 3.w.

I’m pretty sure you could hold them to toxx on it, so if they don’t they will be falling into a ban.

Actually, I don’t even have Ep 2 yet, so…

I deserve BP for Episode 2 because I am a respectable, contributing member of society.Log in to see images!

CrinkzPipe Posted:

I believe Evil Trout is planning on making a EP2 + EP3 bundle pack, so you could save the BP Spacey gives you(if she decides to) to put towards that.

Oh cool. Log in to see images!

And man I got a short peen. D:

Because I’m a peenwhore.

I’ll have free access most likely but I want to have the preorder E-Peen.

Big Brother Posted:

I think I deserve Episode 3 for several reasons.

I have always loved the idea of Forumwarz. I’ve encouraged EvilTrout and shared my ideas in the discussion forums. I would buy E3 myself, but have no method whatsoever of paying for it (I’m a minor and my parents would hate FW, they’re strong conservative Christian pro-moral anti-blasphemy/immorality people). So, will you help a guy out on Christmas?

im just gonna call you out on this because grocery and convenience stores sell prepaid visas. your parents would not be involved if you bought fwz **** with such a card. not even going to mention the better reasons why you shouldn’t be a recipient of anyone’s bp.

I would submit myself but I am totally undeserving. Log in to see images!

So instead I propose that we give the BP to The Ghost of Hobart Bliggity for all of the wonderful contributions to the forums that he brings.

You should just give yourself to me Log in to see images!

I believe that I am deserving of Episode 3 for the fact that I do a very large amount of my play at work. This implies that I have a job and should thus be able to pay my own damned way in, right? Au contraire! I work at a not for profit agency, which is to say, I barely manage to pay my own bills!

To make up for my low pay, I spend lengthy hours of my job playing on the computer, including Forumwarz.

Why should this entitle me to anything? Because I work as a manager at a enjoy call center and shelter.

No, it’s not that my job is any more noble than anyone else’s. It’s the fact that there are times when someone may call in with a traumatic story and need a shoulder to cry on, and that the soft clickings in the backgrounds could very well be someone playing a twisted satrical game like Forumwarz, pwning forums about child and wife abuse, the objectification of women and prison enjoy.

It’s the kind of Zen on which contemplating brings you closer to the universal Om.

swine Posted:

Spacey, Love.

I’d like to vouch for ms-karen.

Seems p cool. Not in wechall. So, plus points there.

Log in to see images! u. Just for that I won’t accept the WeChall invite, haha.

And spacekadt, just saw your edit, if I get the BP I promise I’ll only use it for ep3. Imma pick up a prepaid visa/mastercard for ep2 soon, my mom doesn’t like me buying online stuff, but it’s Christmas, she gotta let me have it. Log in to see images!