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So I got a job at the Dairy Queen, and my boss is a total jerk.
I got in trouble for eating the ice cream, which is BULL****! I only came to work there because I have problems with emotional eating and I thought it could cut down my grocery bill. Log in to see images!
I work with this blonde girl named Cindy. She is a total ****ing retard, and it’s not fair because everybody is nice to her, and all her friends stop by and she gets to go on long breaks while I’m stuck doing all of the work.
When I kill myself, all of these people are going to feel really bad about being so mean to me.
Log in to see images! Suck my left one. |
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Posted On: 03/25/2008 8:56PM | View mary misanthrope...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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First post!
Where’s your store? I want to visit, so I can meet Cindy. Thx. MC Banhammer edited this message on 03/26/2008 12:18PM
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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Posted On: 03/26/2008 12:15PM | View MC Banhammer's Profile | # | ||||||
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midnight and the ground rumbles beneath me splitting wide ~ down i’m sucked into the depths into the darkness into the wasteland that reeks of week-old grease ~ this is hell i should be its queen yet i am subjugated ~ “cindy!” the minions cry “cindy!” hailing her bleached blonde hair and her glossy lips ~ i stab frozen pattys with a fork then stab my palm with the same fork ~ weep for me, juan my precious dishwasher weep for your queen in exile Log in to see images! help me |
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Posted On: 03/26/2008 12:52PM | View Kerridwen_Kali's Profile | # | ||||||
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Just eat some when the **** of a boss is not around. Also make sure to spit into cindys ice cream, that or something eve worse. I Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 03/26/2008 6:28PM | View Dante Kinkade's Profile | # | ||||||
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Kerridwen_Kali Posted: Suck my left one. |
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Posted On: 03/29/2008 7:00PM | View mary misanthrope...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Dante Kinkade Posted:
Yeah, Cindy is a ****ing woman's genitals. I will sabotage her. Log in to see images! Suck my left one. |
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Posted On: 03/29/2008 7:01PM | View mary misanthrope...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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I did Cindy on the prep table. Hey, I’m just playin’ the role. Really, I’m a nice guy at heart, just Tubmail me to find out.
On an epic quest to male reproductive organslap all emo kids into oblivion. |
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Posted On: 03/29/2008 7:05PM | View Amp Zaphrix's Profile | # | ||||||
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Amp Zaphrix Posted:
You and half the town Log in to see images!
I prepare your food on that, and I get revenge on the preppy sgreat times of this town by not wiping it down, ever. Suck my left one. |
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Posted On: 03/29/2008 7:08PM | View mary misanthrope...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Work is supposed to suck, if it didn’t we wouldn’t call it work. We’d call it spund or some other words that means nothing. The only nice to Cindy is because a) she’s hot. b) people are nice to the mentally challenged (read: idiot) bumuming make an bum out of you and an asian girl named Ming. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 03/29/2008 7:11PM | View Balloon's Profile | # | ||||||
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Balloon Posted:
Thank you for your wise insight. Log in to see images! Suck my left one. |
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Posted On: 03/29/2008 7:57PM | View mary misanthrope...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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I do what I can. bumuming make an bum out of you and an asian girl named Ming. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 03/30/2008 12:01AM | View Balloon's Profile | # | ||||||
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You must throw your body onto the ice cream machine and destroy it and take back the means of production. SUCK A male reproductive organ |
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Posted On: 04/01/2008 1:11AM | View Zibo03's Profile | # | ||||||
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I did that once. Eh, it’s not all that. bumuming make an bum out of you and an asian girl named Ming. Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 04/01/2008 1:39AM | View Balloon's Profile | # | ||||||