I have been looking at my friend list and wondering who these people are? And how are they my friends? Will they go to the malt shoppe with me? Could I trust them to search for my fish if missing? If I have a frightening dream about aglets will they try to comfort me? Would they be honest and tell me when I am being rubbish. Would anyone of them lance boils off of my feet? Or is all about being one step closer to some pixelated badge of no true value? So I deleted them all.

So I ask of you, the constant reader, are there any that are interested in being a true friend of mine? If so, post in this thread why you would like to be my friend. Also post what you are looking for in a friend, because this is about both of us and not a one sided commitment. I will read the posts here and for those that I think are here for the right reasons and would be a good friend, and I for them, I will send a friend request to you. To show that this is not some sort of scam.

This will go on until I feel I have enough friends, or I become bored with it.

CPR training not required.

Was, saW, aWs, asW, sWa.

Was, each day as I’m about to click the Flamebate tab, I wonder if you’ve pushed the envelope far enough in the last day to be temp banned again for some silly minor infraction.

Also, you’re a p cool guy. Log in to see images!

For one I am not a huge fabulous person. For two you’re an actually pretty cool guy. Log in to see images!

i know black people!

Fortunato Posted:

I value the friendship of anyone who seriously considers posting in iambic pentameter.

So long as men can read, or eyes can see,

So long lives thread, and thread gives joy to thee.

Aldo_Anything Posted:

I have a marked preference for underscores.

I am not sure what you are referring to or how it applies.

Hello was.

I know our direct interactions between one another have been rather minimal, but whatever antics I see you up to never ceases to make life interesting, and for the better (compared to other, nameless peoples antics around here anyway) and yet, when your antics get you in a little bit of trouble, you aren’t one to because all whiny and BAWWWWW about it, you just come right back as your same old self, just a little wiser for the road which really truly embodies the spirit of Forumwarz. Its always enjoyable to see you around, and frankly, that’s what friends really are for.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/38857-so-something-happened-earlier-and-apparently-it-s-up-to-either-me-or-hobart-to-bring-up-these-things

We are kindred spirits. You know it in your heart to be true. Ilu was.

You seem to be one of the individuals around here that is as well-rounded a reader as I am, and I value your opinion on such matters. Your opinions are often well written, humorous, and honest.

For my part, I have very little to offer beyond my occasional (if rare) sparks of wit, and an honest reciprocation of opinions and ideas.

Is that enough of a base for an Internet friendship?

Oh, and beer…

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