I have been looking at my friend list and wondering who these people are? And how are they my friends? Will they go to the malt shoppe with me? Could I trust them to search for my fish if missing? If I have a frightening dream about aglets will they try to comfort me? Would they be honest and tell me when I am being rubbish. Would anyone of them lance boils off of my feet? Or is all about being one step closer to some pixelated badge of no true value? So I deleted them all.

So I ask of you, the constant reader, are there any that are interested in being a true friend of mine? If so, post in this thread why you would like to be my friend. Also post what you are looking for in a friend, because this is about both of us and not a one sided commitment. I will read the posts here and for those that I think are here for the right reasons and would be a good friend, and I for them, I will send a friend request to you. To show that this is not some sort of scam.

This will go on until I feel I have enough friends, or I become bored with it.

CPR training not required.