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Contest: What happened to Bingebot?
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We domfabulous persons mourn because BINGEBOT 2015 disappeared and while there are irrepressible rumors that he’s dead nobody knows for sure what really happened to him. Maybe he was eaten by a grue on a quest for the mythological cherry scoop or he had a horrible accident when he tried to imitate the Goatse guy. If he really died how and why? If he’s alive what terrible fate keeps him from coming back and saving dom? The contest ends next week on November 24th. I’ll give whopping 45 (new) BP to the theory that convinces (or entertains) me the most. Bonus points if you can corroborate your theory with “evidence”. |
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| Posted On: 11/17/2009 2:46PM |
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Amasius Posted:
TOXX |
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| Posted On: 11/17/2009 2:47PM |
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He’s busy talking to ET about how everything is multiples of 5 in BP costs now and rather wishes that “rename a dom team” was only 1 BP.
Also, he’s busy eating hamburgers. |
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| Posted On: 11/17/2009 2:48PM |
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I saw him in IDC like 5 minutes ago, I think he’s fine. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 11/17/2009 2:48PM |
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| Posted On: 11/17/2009 2:49PM |
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though he didnt laugh at my mingebot joke so his sense of humour must be dead |
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| Posted On: 11/17/2009 2:50PM |
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| Posted On: 11/17/2009 2:52PM |
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I think JB killed Binge so that ET would stop being interrupted with trivial domination upgrades.
Proof: 1) Binge was supposedly in IDC this morning… but we all know that JB likes to impersonate people. 2) It worked, didn’t it?
I think we need to pull up all the floorboards in JB’s house. That will definitively answer the question! |
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| Posted On: 11/17/2009 2:53PM |
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Master_Troll Posted:
Devaluaing domination? SURELY it’s JB… |
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| Posted On: 11/17/2009 2:54PM |
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Look at this diagram closely. See how the lines crisscross? It’s no doubt that Bingebot would find such a design pleasing to the eye. The geometric shapes and dull colors elevate this from theory to fact. I posit that Bingebot saw this diagram printed onto a heavy poster board. He most likely folded it up as small as he could and swallowed it, having devolved past chewing.
As the poster board was sliding visibly down his throat, the board began to unfold in his throat. For a brief moment, you could see the entire comical outline of the diagram pressing and expanding the skin of his throat and neck. Seconds later, the board completely broke through the skin, completely severing Bingebot’s head in a spray of blood.
Look like someone’s eyes were a little bit bigger than his tummy and/or esophagus. |
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| Posted On: 11/18/2009 9:47AM |
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He most likely got kidnapped by evil trout, and ET is now using him as pr0n slave. |
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| Posted On: 11/18/2009 9:52AM |
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spongebob-scout Posted:
He did that anyway. |
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| Posted On: 11/18/2009 9:59AM |
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By the way, i have EVIDENCE! Log in to see images!
This is a semen track of bingebot, found on ET’s carpet! |
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| Posted On: 11/18/2009 10:30AM |
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He hasn’t recovered from the recent incident at the zoo yet Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 11/18/2009 10:39AM |
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September 14th, 2009 All this time, they’ve never suspected him. They didn’t even recognize him. Now was his chance, with Evil Trout and Jalapeno Bootyhole asleep, nothing could stop him from destroying the forumwarz servers, ruining several years of work of his colleagues. He raised the hammer above him, but as he was about to bring it down, he remembered the day they betrayed him, he remembered why he must do this.
Early Spring, 1997 Bingebot awoke at 5:00AM sharp, as on every other day. He gulped down his usual shake, consisting of a cup of whole milk, 3 to 4 raw eggs, and some chocolate sauce. He then descended the stairs to see the wide open fields of his farm. He proceeded to do some regular chores, and woke the slaves up at around 9. He gave them Monday morning off. Robin Ward and Mike Drach went out into the fields and slaved in the hot sun all day, milking cows, collecting eggs, plowing fields, getting ready for the planting.
Bingebot rode on his great tractor, and occasionally chased the slaves with it, when feeling bored. He rode into his farmhouse, and woke his wife. If was now noon. If she awoke in a timely manner, they could catch a matinee performance of Titanic. Bingebot made sure the shackles of his slaves were secure, and left for the show. Mike and Robin began talking, they were going to escape from this vile place, and make it to Toronto, the land of opportunity.
They went to the plow, and saw that their plan worked. By attaching a 50 gallon tank of kerosene to the back of the plow, it had spread the fire juice around the field. Mike did the honors, and threw a match onto the field, and together they ran from the farm, explosions behind them.
September 14th, 2009 Bingebot was now going to destroy what they’ve worked for, exactly how they destroyed his. He heard stirring behind him. He turned to see ET on the ground behind him, but JB was gone. He turned again, JB had a metal rod. And JB said “Bingebot. It’s been good. But your time has come” The metal rod swung down onto Bingebot’s skull until he was dead. ————— Bingebot was buried next to the ashes of his farm, in Utah. |
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| Posted On: 11/18/2009 4:16PM |
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First I was like, hey that might be an interesting contest. Then I did some investigations and found the horrible truth. But from the start. As you know, Crotch Zombie are basically three dudes. We have Robin Ward, Mike Drach, and Jason Kogan. They all exist IRL, ot that’s what it used to be like. We even saw photos of them. Take a look: Log in to see images! Those were the early days. When Domination became very popular after everybody had finished Episode 1, also Jason Kogan got some spotlight from the community. Spotlight that the other two admins didn’t get. And now the awful truth: Binge is dead! Jason Kogan died in an fapping accident and got replaced! I have evidence. – Though there’s an Domination Advisory Board, Dom hasn’t changed much. The pistachio problem still exists and got worse. Binge knew about this. Same for alts in the same bracket. – You could hire Binge in the past. Now his rare posts on Flamebate seem to be bumembled. – Did you recognize the metallic sound of Jason’s voice on the latest podcast? – Last but not least, I found this internal teaser poster for Episode 3 on the test server. Log in to see images!
ET, in all white, leads the procession. JB is wearing jeans. He has the looks. Bingebot is anonymous, there’s no personality left. Everybody could wear a costume like this. He’s also the only one who’s feet actually hit dark parts of the street. A symbol for death. In his right robo hand he’s carrying a bottle of beer. Did he drink so much that it was in fact an accident? Jason Kogan may have left a message for us. Take a look at his custom title. It says, MOD-BOT FOR HIRE. If you mirror this title, you get Log in to see images! Now that reads MOD BOT EOB HIBE or IIOD BOI EOB HIBE This may translate to “Mod Bot End Of Business Grant” [‘Hibe’ being the Turkish word for ‘grant’] or “Two Overdose Break Of Integrity Expense Operating Budget Grant”, which would point to murder…Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 11/20/2009 12:10AM |
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Log in to see images! Yolanda edited this message on 11/24/2009 8:23PM |
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| Posted On: 11/24/2009 8:22PM |
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He was electrocuted. |
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| Posted On: 11/24/2009 8:57PM |
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| Posted On: 11/24/2009 8:57PM |
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Raped to death by Evil Trout. |
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| Posted On: 11/24/2009 9:02PM |
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