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Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHY ARE WE EVEN CARRYING ON NOW THIS HAS GONE LONG ENOUGH AND IT’S OBVIOUS THAT CRINKZ IS GOING TO WIN

wtfmcnuggets

Avatar: 104315 Sat Apr 11 13:02:16 -0400 2009
34

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 40 Troll

i finally grew a male reproductive organ

quang if you lose to mterek i’m disowning you. cmon… flame me, you little sissy.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Johnald The Robot Posted:

I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHY ARE WE EVEN CARRYING ON NOW THIS HAS GONE LONG ENOUGH AND IT’S OBVIOUS THAT CRINKZ IS GOING TO WIN

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It’s not the destination it’s the journey.

And if you don’t want your performance deemed as “meh” don’t put on a meh performance. Keep it up though, we may see an elimination tonight after all.

Edit: Actually, after reviewing the tape, it is my official finding you haven’t done too bad… nothing particularly noteworthy, but you’re above the median anyway.

Celerysteve edited this message on 10/26/2009 9:31PM

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Johnald The Robot Posted:

I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHY ARE WE EVEN CARRYING ON NOW THIS HAS GONE LONG ENOUGH AND IT’S OBVIOUS THAT CRINKZ IS GOING TO WIN

protip: male reproductive organsucking other contestants isn’t the key to being more than just “meh”

Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
12

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

CrinkzPipe Posted:

protip: male reproductive organsucking other contestants isn’t the key to being more than just “meh”

HOW WOULD I BE male reproductive organSUCKING WHEN YOU DON’T EVEN HAVE A male reproductive organ?

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

wtfmcnuggets Posted:

quang if you lose to mterek i’m disowning you. cmon… flame me, you little sissy.

Who is mterek and why should I care? Log in to see images!

i will join

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

quangntenemy Posted:

Who is mterek and why should I care? Log in to see images!

The buildrSRSBSNS guy who claims that if his image didn’t win, it is obviously ****. Also: All books are below his literacy level.

Shii

Avatar: 23167 2010-01-24 16:31:18 -0500
27

[Phantasmagoric Spl-
endor
]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I haven't seen a bad idea that I didn't like.

Wow, I am ashamed I even wasted the time reading all these posts.

Seriously, you guys all are frickin’ pathetic. duca is the only one doing a remotely decent job, though kind of overusing the “pansy bum ****” line.

The only reason I didn’t join this is because the insults would’ve written themselves, and I hoped to see a bit more creativity when forced to troll people who aren’t quite as easy as me. In hindsight, I wish I did, because I’d already have 3 BP in pocket. Seriously, you’d think internet dwellers would know how to insult people.

I’m not going to bother following this competition anymore.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Shii Posted:

Wow, I am ashamed I even wasted the time reading all these posts.

Seriously, you guys all are frickin’ pathetic. duca is the only one doing a remotely decent job, though kind of overusing the “pansy bum ****” line.

The only reason I didn’t join this is because the insults would’ve written themselves, and I hoped to see a bit more creativity when forced to troll people who aren’t quite as easy as me. In hindsight, I wish I did, because I’d already have 3 BP in pocket. Seriously, you’d think internet dwellers would know how to insult people.

I’m not going to bother following this competition anymore.

I expect it’ll be much better once we separate the chaff from the wheat, so to speak.

Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted. Also loves juicy balls (no homo).

This thread got a bit Log in to see images!

Politics: I’m p liberal, even by Canadian standards.

Religion: Dumb as ****. Let’s try to convince other people to believe the same thing I believe for no real reason!

Music: My tastes are pretty eclectic. Most music is pretty reasonably listenable.

Best OS and Browser: I don’t really care as long as they work. Each have their advantages and disadvantages, really.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Ricket Posted:

This thread got a bit Log in to see images!

Celerysteve Posted:

Props to Fie for going first, You, Duca and Chawin have a solid showing. Crinkz you’re tearing bum all over this, brutal. Drakoden and Joseph the grammar and actually thinking is appreciated, it’s good **** and you’re up there behind Crinkz imo. Velguada (or however it’s spelled) not bad. mterek you are eating ****, tbh. Everyone else is kind of meh…

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

Ricket Posted:

This thread got a bit Log in to see images!

You don’t even need a summary. You’ll be more engaged looking at a blank post for the ten minutes it would take to sort through all of the talk here.

I can’t say I’m really getting this contest, since when I signed up for Forumwarz I (like everyone else) had to sign a waiver that said something along the lines of, oh “I am not offended easily”. I don’t know what the “mainstream” people who populate this forum find insulting – I was expecting really potent venom, but it’s really been a mix of curses, non-sequiturs or cliches. Basically the stuff I’d expect to see in RP (if I browsed it), but now CelereySteve is saying that’s not insulting either.

I think the attacking of views was a good start, but we’ve sort of edged away from that into forumbuildr Angry Replies. So don’t mind me as I try to work a debate into this, historically that’s been the best way to get people to bare their fangs.

Also.

Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

I’m sorry mterek, you’re making this too easy. Oh, what the **** am I saying, I’m not sorry at all. Just so you know, I have gotten A’s all my life and still have found ways to *ahem* TOLERATE women. That’s because I’m not an ugly loser who can’t think of a comeback to save his life.

By the way, nice job winning crime lab computer with the 1st image found on google if you search “Crime Lab Computer”

Congratulations, you’ve met society’s pitiful standards of excellence and given yourself a bloated sense of self-worth. That has no bearing on your position toward women. If you haven’t noticed, a majority of the world’s men “tolerate” women, and that same majority would be better recognized as “losers”. People who can’t escape their dead end jobs, who can’t do what they want, people without any real freedom.

You don’t see people in power treat women all that well because a good woman is impossible to find. They don’t exist anymore, at least in the United States. I don’t know about Canada, but my inner bumhurt has a profound respect for the Great White North so there are likely some good quality ones up there. You guys have a lot of fatties, though, or so I’ve heard. I wouldn’t be surprised if a large number of Canadian Forumwarz users have the fats, Canadians aren’t really reputed to be the fittest of the first world.

Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

Religion: Dumb as ****. Let’s try to convince other people to believe the same thing I believe for no real reason!

Religion instills a preset package of morals and viewpoints. There’s a lot of BS in religion, but the practical aspect is really a prescription for a good society. Common sense stuff like, “not killing random people on the street because they looked at you funny” wouldn’t really exist in a nation where people don’t self-regulate their own behaviour. RP is a fine example of this.

God is an overgrown metaphor to teach those morals to kids, and overtime God has taken precedence over the morals themselves. Religion is still important for preserving the morals because nothing else fulfills that roll.

mterek edited this message on 10/27/2009 1:17AM

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

mterek Posted:

tl;dr Something about not browsing RP

I’m sorry you are too smart for all of us. We are obviously all dumb monkeys who will can not type a huge wall of text in 20 seconds. Unless, of course, you spend more time than that on your posts. If you do, then you are just pathetic.

Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted. Also loves juicy balls (no homo).

I see why everyone thinks mterek is p fabulous persongy now.

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Ricket Posted:

I see why everyone thinks mterek is p fabulous persongy now.

Your just now seeing it? I take it you ignore any threads with buildr in the title? Because in pretty much all of those he’s complaining how all Item/forumbuildr entries besides his are ****.

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

Skyman747 Posted:

I’m sorry you are too smart for all of us. We are obviously all dumb monkeys who will can not type a huge wall of text in 20 seconds. Unless, of course, you spend more time than that on your posts. If you do, then you are just pathetic.

It’s a privilege and an honour to educate you. I’m not all that smart, though – I’m only writing at around the junior high level. One is supposed to write “for one’s audience” and I don’t think I would be that great a communicator if I inserted a lot of complex vocabulary into my sentences.

Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted. Also loves juicy balls (no homo).

Skyman747 Posted:

Your just now seeing it? I take it you ignore any threads with buildr in the title? Because in pretty much all of those he’s complaining how all Item/forumbuildr entries besides his are ****.

I don’t read every thread on Flamebate because who the **** would?

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Ricket Posted:

I don’t read every thread on Flamebate because who the **** would?

People who have no life Log in to see images!

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

Ricket Posted:

I don’t read every thread on Flamebate because who the **** would?

OK now I’m bored let’s have emoticon fights Log in to see images!

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