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Pumpkin Halloween Pumpkin Carving Contest

Sergeant Cid

MODERATOR
Avatar: 167814 2011-07-31 00:46:27 -0400

[The Airship]

Level 35 Re-Re

Scientifically Proven Terrible fabulous person..... Evidence shows mbumive build up of semen deposit in bum.

dobnits Posted:

I despise you so much for posting that. Haunted me for years.

Yeah, I can see how that could be disturbing for a young kid.

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

So yeah, did a pumpkin of the puppet from “saw” tonight, to bad I don’t own any type of camera so, to bad. Log in to see images!

plk

Avatar: 9972 2010-01-24 16:28:42 -0500
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Bumping for more things you can do with a pumpkin. (ew)

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spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

Bumping with actual entries… yes, multiple pumpkins. I’m a bit obsessive like that. And I Log in to see images!s

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aSh-gangSTA--
685

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

wow space.

****ing clap.

plk

Avatar: 9972 2010-01-24 16:28:42 -0500
65

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Those are fantastic! Log in to see images!

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

My favorite part of this thread, is the part that had me in it.

Spacey – Log in to see images!

Amasius

Avatar: 21158 2015-06-13 23:07:57 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

OMFG! It is MY bum!

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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

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I came really close to buying my pumpkin today on my way home from work today but the 10-12lbs pumpkins were 2 for $5 so I wanted a bunch of them and I just don’t have enough arms. I need to go back with a team or my old lady grocery cart.

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

Odalisque Posted:

the 10-12lbs pumpkins were 2 for $5

goddamn… my pumpkins were $15 each

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

spacekadt Posted:

Bumping with actual entries… yes, multiple pumpkins. I’m a bit obsessive like that. And I Log in to see images!Wow, these are fantastic! I almost wish I had my bumhat avatar back so I could be a part of this…almost.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Wow, these are fantastic! I almost wish I had my bumhat avatar back so I could be a part of this…almost.

You just don’t like admitting the truth.

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

bump for awesome pumpkins that more people need to see

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

spacekadt Posted:

Bumping with actual entries… yes, multiple pumpkins. I’m a bit obsessive like that. And I Log in to see images!s

name: Log in to see images!

lit: Log in to see images!

name: Log in to see images!

lit: Log in to see images!

name: Log in to see images!

lit: Log in to see images!

and all together now: Log in to see images!

as senior mod i endorse that this is amazing

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

spacekadt Posted:

goddamn… my pumpkins were $15 each

Yeah, they are a lot more expensive everywhere else, but for some reason the super fancy grocery store is like, “PLEASE TAKE THESE AWAY FROM HERE NOW”. So I’m gonna.

Here is a pumpkin story from last year: Sometimes when I’m at lunch I like to go marching up some of the steep SF streets for exercise and endorphins. The neighborhoods on top of the hills are super fancy. One neighborhood is particularly fancy. Block after block of incredible mansions for all of the richest and most important people in the area.

(none of that is even important, why do I do this?)

Ok the story- It was a few days before Halloween when I saw a black BMW pull into the fancy driveway of one of my favorite mansions. Out steps a teeny tiny little asian maid in a real life french maid uniform.

(she was old and wasn’t cute, and her dress was conservative, not one of the sexy replicas, so get back to thinking about pumpkins)

She opened the back door and there was a giant pumpkin the size of forever taking up the entire back seat. It was four times the size of her, so I don’t know what she was thinking, but she tried so hard to get that thing out and couldn’t move it an inch. She was stumbling around in her tiny heels and that ridiculous dress going at it from all angles. I watched he for about 10 minutes. Eventually a landscaper saw what was happening and offered to help, though there is no way that just the two of them could move it.

So, uh, that’s pretty much it. Tiny asian in fancyville wearing a french maid uniform trying move a pumpkin 4 times her size.

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Well I might as well tell you this boring Halloween story as well since it’s somewhat related. So, about a block away from the house with the asian french maid who thinks she is strong, there is a house with the most amazing, angsty, anatomically correct robot I’ve ever seen. Perched right up on top of the garage. His name is Goliath. A lot of the fancy people hate him and try to kill him every once in a while, but most people think he is cool.

Today I walked by and saw

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dong-enhance:

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Goliath has a costume Log in to see images!

kraigu

Avatar: 132907 2010-01-24 16:36:53 -0500
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Level 69 Hacker

Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.

Pardon mon francais spacey, but holy ****ing ****. So awesome.

plk, worst horror movie ever: 976-EVIL. Apparently it had a sequel too, which is probably worse. Even Leprechaun In Space and Jason X were nowhere near that level of ****titude.

Duncecap

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle
4

[The Airship]

Level 44 Hacker

“Backdoor Bob”

Odalisque Posted:

Well I might as well tell you this boring Halloween story as well since it’s somewhat related. So, about a block away from the house with the asian french maid who thinks she is strong, there is a house with the most amazing, angsty, anatomically correct robot I’ve ever seen. Perched right up on top of the garage. His name is Goliath. A lot of the fancy people hate him and try to kill him every once in a while, but most people think he is cool.

Today I walked by and saw

[image removed for brevity]

dong-enhance:

[image removed for brevity]

Goliath has a costume Log in to see images!

Goliath is now being submitted as a special item in itembuildr! Anatomically correct robot? Complete with male reproductive organ? Sounds like forumwarz to me!

(Apologies if Goliath already exists within the game, I’m a bit new).

(Also, Odalisque, since you already clicked the pic, seems like it would be a good image for him, neh?)

More on topic, I’ll be buying my pumpkins tomorrow, and if the outcome is anything less than embarrbuming, I’ll post the results.

Duncecap edited this message on 10/27/2009 3:17PM
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