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How’s it going, boys and girls?
Well, it looks like it’s time to say goodbye to MC Banhammer. Let me tell you, kids, I haven’t been this sad since they canceled M*A*S*H. And just like M*A*S*H, I’m sure we’ll still see MC B around for about 6-9 hours a day. But here at Flamebate, we don’t cry about people. We cry about important things like scoops and our periods. So, let’s send MC B off with the proper Flamebate spirit. MC Banhammer has been here so long I’m guessing he’s leaving because he caught some disease from all the **** you people post. However, I think we can rule out that disease being a sense of a humor! Both you and he are unfunny, humorless bumholes. Everybody likes to call MC B a monstrous homogay, but I know for a fact that he is not gay! Or straight! He had a state-ordered chemical castration after being found guilty for molesting 9-year-olds! He doesn’t even have sexual desires! Kidding of course. It wasn’t chemical, it was done with a plastic knife from KFC! MC Banhammer has had so much plastic surgery done, his woman's genitals looks like a plastic woman's genitals! MC Banhammer is so old that he was in the running to be the pope. Which is ironic because MC Banhammer is a walking abortion! MC B takes with him many memorable alts: Lady Banhammer, KId Banhammer…****, who is this guy? Raepdog? Since, MC Banhammer is going into the cornfield does this mean noob65 is coming back? We love you, Banhammer. bumalamu alaikum. The Unknown Comic edited this message on 09/30/2009 12:59PM Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001
There are no gongs in Heaven, friend.
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Hongz:comic is just so cool
Shii: Oh dude, yeh. Unknown Comic is p funny.
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Posted On: 09/30/2009 12:58PM | View The Unknown Comi...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Posted On: 09/30/2009 1:05PM | View Fingerz's Profile | # | ||||||
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You know, it’s true what our host said: MCB sure has a lot of alts.
”Alts,” of course, being short for “alternative sexual lifestyle choices” including swinging, BDSM, shotacon, necrophilia and hedgehog enjoy!
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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Posted On: 09/30/2009 1:26PM | View Jalapeno Bootyho...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Posted On: 09/30/2009 1:28PM | View 1337xxxxxxxxxlol...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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cann a mod pleasee remove jb0s horrrible postt, it looooks outt of plavee in a comic threadd. |
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Posted On: 09/30/2009 2:48PM | View ChilePepino's Profile | # | ||||||
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FALCON… PUNCH!!!
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Posted On: 09/30/2009 3:16PM | View MercWithMouth's Profile | # | ||||||
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Harhar har. |
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Posted On: 09/30/2009 3:41PM | View The Unknown Raep...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Come on fabulous persons, post jokes and honor the dead. Gene Gene the Dancing Machines Legs 1932-2001
There are no gongs in Heaven, friend.
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Hongz:comic is just so cool
Shii: Oh dude, yeh. Unknown Comic is p funny.
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Posted On: 09/30/2009 3:50PM | View The Unknown Comi...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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The Unfunny Comic Posted:
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Posted On: 09/30/2009 4:14PM | View Muhammad I m har...'s Profile | # | ||||||
Hey guys this is horrible! Now instead of having 1 great mod and 10 inept ones we only have 1 great mod and 9 inept ones!!!
Just kidding, but seriously. Every mod that is left is inept.
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Posted On: 09/30/2009 4:16PM | View FAIL's Profile | # | ||||||
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bravooooooooo []bravoooooOoooo!!!11!![/b] Log in to see images! Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 09/30/2009 4:16PM | View Chewwy's Profile | # | ||||||
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It’s about time you stepped down, you were getting too old for this, in fact, you’re getting too old for anything. Is it true you’re quitting because there’s a lousy internet connection at the nursing home? And there’s no sense of humor like Banhammer’s. In fact, it’s just like having no sense of humor. Hate dupe threads much? Here’s an original thread idea for you – let’s talk about what a great personality MC Banhammer has. No but seriously, I love this guy. So does Evil Trout. In MCs honor he’s going to do all his programming with punch cards for a week. Actually, that’ll probably speed up development. Good night everybody! |
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Posted On: 09/30/2009 6:08PM | View Rodney's Profile | # | ||||||
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Posted On: 09/30/2009 6:18PM | View Aldo_Anything's Profile | # | ||||||
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I hardly have to say anything, dude was a living fossil.
Remember the time he threw down against iirz? Ya me neither, all I remember is iirz busting out some mad rimes.
One good thing you can say about him: he’s not aldo. Log in to see images! This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it. |
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Posted On: 09/30/2009 7:37PM | View Adapt's Profile | # | ||||||
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i remember when banhammer got in an internet argument w/ a 16 yr old boy (chawin) about who had the better life
best of luck moderating other sites and continuing the downward spiral that has become your existence
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Posted On: 09/30/2009 7:46PM | View Cheins Sanchez's Profile | # | ||||||
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good point, spacekadt was by far less similar to MCB than any mod here. Log in to see images! This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it. |
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Posted On: 09/30/2009 7:52PM | View Adapt's Profile | # | ||||||
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I can’t believe. Six months ago I reported a bug where I couldn’t get into episode two. Now I flame noobs who do the same thing. Guilt free.
Banhammer responded that day, with his characteristic professionalism. Which consisted of a line of “OLOLOLOLOLOLO” and then “STFU NOOB”
fo srs. Log in to see images!
Green porno!
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Posted On: 09/30/2009 7:57PM | View Fortunato's Profile | # | ||||||
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What can I say about MC Banhammer that hasn’t already been said? Never was there a screen name more fitting, one that let new users know exactly what he was about as soon as they saw him in flamebait. A huge tool.
MC Banhammer was akin to some of comedians of legend. He handled moderation like John Belushi in a hotel room full of heroine. Staying true to his namesake, his career paralleled that of the real MC Hammer, a man known for having it all, to being a broke down, washed up bum in the blink of an eye. Well, the second part anyway. Celerysteve edited this message on 09/30/2009 9:01PM Log in to see images!
10/27/11 FLAMEBATE RPG UPDATED Flamebate RPG Dr. Seuss CS for Celerysteve Ban this Thread ET/Chuggo |
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Posted On: 09/30/2009 8:15PM | View Celerysteve's Profile | # | ||||||
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I remember when I first joined Forumwarz, I called Fran a **** and got banned for trolling. Im glad to see my long carried out case of Raepdog v. Banhammer finished, Banhammer got his moderator status taken away for trolling.
What can I say about a man who speaks for himself? That is he would speak if he took the male reproductive organs out of his mouth. No but really, if Im correct he has a loathely wife which proves one thing theirs someone out there for everyone as long as you can pay. I’m kidding of course, he didn’t have to pay Fran. I hear he also has two lovely children, its a shame we can’t see them though being stuck in her fat folds these past six years. Im joking of course, no one could love Fran. If Mc has to pretend he understands intimacy to hide the fact he was Bingbot’s prototype then he can go right ahead. Yeah I will reveal it, he was the prototype. Rejected for being too much of a fabulous person to function as an admin. So they did the logical thing, and made him the only position someone as horrible as him could fit Were is Bingie now you ask? He started acting like Banhammer so they pulled the plug. In the end let me wag my tail to one of the best moderators I know, Kain. But let me give a wag of my finger to one of my favorite moderators of all time, Mc. He has realized that Moderator is the last stage before Buddha, and has ascended to a better place. Anywhere other than Forumwarz. |
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Posted On: 09/30/2009 9:25PM | View The Unknown Raep...'s Profile | # | ||||||
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Merc why the **** did you post that. you’re not worthy of posting old school artwork like that
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