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Pumpkin Celery Steve's Beautiful Irony

aSh-gangSTA--
685

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

1. FalconFour proves to be the biggest bumhurt poster ever while having unmeasurable levels of unwarranted self-imposed grandeur.

2. CelerySteve writes content to become a FWZ mission based around FalconFour’s bumhurt

3. CelerySteve takes the current title of biggest bumhurt poster ever and has unmeasurable levels of unwarranted self-imposed grandeur.

Bonus point: Both claim so hard that they don’t care so much it’s sad.

Double Bonus points: Both were involved with the US Military in some fashion.

The irony, it’s delicious and moist.

Cheins Sanch-
ez

Avatar: 64305 2015-06-13 02:49:05 -0400
14

[The Airship]

Level 36 Troll

Rex Sacrorum

in a few months when CZ is done with celery they will both have permabans too thats freaky as hell

EDIT-

celerysteve has to live in a complex with falconfour

it has everything people need to survive

they can leave

but only if one kills the other

who kills who and how

Cheins Sanchez edited this message on 07/28/2009 6:33PM

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Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

4. _____ writes content to become a FWZ mission based around CelerySteve’s bumhurt

5. _____ takes the current title of biggest bumhurt poster ever and has unmeasurable levels of unwarranted self-imposed grandeur.

6. ______ writes content to become a FWZ mission based around _____’s bumhurt

7. ______ takes the current title of biggest bumhurt poster ever and has unmeasureable levels of unwarranted self-imposted grandeur.


Dysnomia Posted:

I wish MercWithMouth was permabanned

I wish everyone in WeChall was permabanned

I wish Skyman747 was permabanned

-=Dysnomia=-

Cheins Sanch-
ez

Avatar: 64305 2015-06-13 02:49:05 -0400
14

[The Airship]

Level 36 Troll

Rex Sacrorum


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Sancdar

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 50 Camwhore

LCC club

Skyman747 Posted:

4. _____ writes content to become a FWZ mission based around CelerySteve’s bumhurt

5. _____ takes the current title of biggest bumhurt poster ever and has unmeasurable levels of unwarranted self-imposed grandeur.

6. ______ writes content to become a FWZ mission based around _____’s bumhurt

7. ______ takes the current title of biggest bumhurt poster ever and has unmeasureable levels of unwarranted self-imposted grandeur.

I was going to fill in some names, but I don’t keep track of anyone routinely unfunny enough to get commissioned by JB to write a mission who would also get super bumhurt and isn’t liked by anybody important. Closest I can get is plk, but she’d never post enough for it to work out.


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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
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[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

I posted a thread. Other people got bumhurt. Somebody broke the rules and I reported it. You jumped on the “I am bumhurt so therefore Celerysteve is bumhurt because it doesn’t sound cool if I say I’m bumhurt” bandwagon and made a bumhurt /thread.


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SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

Celerysteve Posted:

I am bumhurt

/thread.

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Sergeant Cid

MODERATOR
Avatar: 167814 2011-07-31 00:46:27 -0400

[The Airship]

Level 35 Re-Re

Scientifically Proven Terrible fabulous person..... Evidence shows mbumive build up of semen deposit in bum.

Celerysteve Posted:

I’m terribly bumhurt so I made a bunch of ‘Urgent Reports’ to the Moderators.

Much better.


Site Rules. Learn them.

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Ya did good, kid. Keep it up.

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UnstoppableC-
han

Avatar: 43381 Sat Jun 27 00:58:41 -0400 2009
17

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I could write something, I’m pretty well disliked.


<quote>STGill

HB: No need however, I am not attacking you. This is not my realm and I am not here for war.</quote>

aSh-gangSTA--
685

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

Celerysteve Posted:

I posted a thread. Other people got bumhurt. Somebody broke the rules and I reported it. You jumped on the “I am bumhurt so therefore Celerysteve is bumhurt because it doesn’t sound cool if I say I’m bumhurt” bandwagon and made a bumhurt /thread.

What, pray tell am I bumhurt about?

Also, thanks for the irony. Also thanks for the even deeper irony in which you take a defensive stance of “no u” against anyone who can see how bumhurt you are. I’m pretty sure FalconFour told me I was jumping on the “hate FlaconFour bandwagon” so really, the parallels are getting uncanny the more you post. Keep it up before your inevitable perma bro.

Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Celerysteve Posted:

I posted a thread. Other people got bumhurt. Somebody broke the rules and I reported it. You jumped on the “I am bumhurt so therefore Celerysteve is bumhurt because it doesn’t sound cool if I say I’m bumhurt” bandwagon and made a bumhurt /thread.

So your someone who tries to get around the rules and calls other people bad when they try to ban you.. yet you get someone banned? You do know that you are then the biggest ****ing bumhurt hypocrite ever?* That’s comming from Raepdog.

/thread

*that is how you thread dead motha****a!


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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

handofg0d Posted:

What, pray tell am I bumhurt about?

Also, thanks for the irony. Also thanks for the even deeper irony in which you take a defensive stance of “no u” against anyone who can see how bumhurt you are. I’m pretty sure FalconFour told me I was jumping on the “hate FlaconFour bandwagon” so really, the parallels are getting uncanny the more you post. Keep it up before your inevitable perma bro.

I’m not bumhurt. Im ****ing ecstatic you idiot. I got my way, other people got banned, and the forum is reaming with crybabies complaining about it. Sucker…


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

handofg0d Posted:

Double Bonus points: Both were involved with the US Military in some fashion.

Plese post a link to the source post for this information re: CelerySteve.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

hey h0g how r u


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Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

MC Banhammer Posted:

Plese post a link to the source post for this information re: CelerySteve.

I believe he identified himself as Major Whiner of the bumhurt Brigades, 5th Bawwtallion.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

I believe he identified himself as Major Whiner of the bumhurt Brigades, 5th Bawwtallion.

Plese post a link to the source post for this information


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

celerysteve is so bad he even makes the worst mod and the worst admin go “damn this fine upstanding member of society bad”


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Tesfan

Avatar: 17396 2011-07-31 06:49:56 -0400
3

[Team Shortbus]

Level 35 Troll

Sucks **** through a straw in the face of convention

for the record the worst admin is jalapeno “please put it in my” bootyhole and aldo “i won’t actually do” anything


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Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
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Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Tesfan Posted:

celerysteve is so bad he even makes the worst mod and the worst admin go “damn this fine upstanding member of society bad”

Wait, Nicco hasn’t posted ITT.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Damn that fine upstanding member of society bad, like Shaft.


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