I think I might be able to do this one. Might give it a try in a few days Log in to see images!

Sancdar Posted:

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

• Come up with a minimum of one and a maximum of five lines of chat dialog, in IDC format. It should be a typical day at the CZ “office.” The NPCs should be oblivious to Player 1 in the chatroom.

• A line can be as little as one word or as much as a couple of sentences; it just has to be a separate piece of a larger conversation.

• The lines can be standalone parts of conversation, or they can be a series of back-and-forth dialog, or any combination thereof — your choice, but you only get five.

• You get one entry per account, so make it count. Be funny, check your spelling, follow the rules. Don’t enter with your alts, because we’ll be looking out for that.

Yes, I understand you have lots of conversation. I’m confused about how you are making an entry that fits the rules and is too large for a tubmail.

I know, I know. I was just offering the whole of the gTalk log for this, since, well.. a lot of funny/weird stuff happened.

kittiejenn Posted:

And I don’t think the admins need them at all because who’s really going to do anything about it if they toxx a contest?

I haven’t banned anyone for a whole week. I’d totally ban JB for toxx right now Log in to see images!

(ok, some oldfabulous person needs to acknowledge now that they pictured sam’s sister not kissing a guy for “a whole week” in sixteen candles)

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

• Don’t go easy on me just because I’m running the contest. I’ve noticed I’ve gotten off pretty easy so far.

Oddly enough, I’m hitting you most in my submission Log in to see images!

Thanks for these tips, they’re really useful.

are you sure there isn’t too much self-parody in episode 3?

Inertia Posted:

usually this is an indication of something getting old/ writer running out of ideas

Well, we knew we were going to do this from the start.

We have tons of other ideas. Aren’t you jumping to conclusions?

Inertia Posted:

I dunno I didn’t make any conclusion. But we have one already in episode two and doing another (or 2 other?) self parody in episode 3 looks to me like you’re not even trying anymore. I mean the internet is huge, forumwarz is nothing in the face of it but you chose to parody it twice.

Almost forgot about falconfour so we already have 2 self parodies in the game…

MC Banhammer Posted:

What’s more likely to win? A ROFLMAO entry or a subtle but dead-on satire?

Maybe I win by sheer weight of numbers… since I can’t choose between more than 1.000 lines of gTalk logs, I’ll just send the whole bunch of them -though not as an entry- as soon as i get them on that PAstie thing, which I’ve never used before.

Fortunato Posted:

Amy, with all due respect, even if it’s the funniest thing in the world, a thousand lines of text are very unlikely to win. JB’s likely going to be combing through well over a hundred entries, most of which will be immediately disposable. Something that takes any kind of digesting before you get the joke won’t grab you fast enough to stand against everyone who had the sense to send brief blurbs or one-liners.

So take my advice, and trim to the best individual lines or short chunks of convo. If you can’t, then don’t submit that conversation, imo.

I’m not sending it as an entry, JB just said that I could send the whole bunch of it as helpful info. I’m not good at sorting this kind of thing.

KaaVink Posted:

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I just re-read my entry after submitting it. There was a “you” where I meant “me”

Am I allowed to resubmit it? It is pretty obvious where I made the mistake, though.

If it’s an obvious typo, it’s not a big deal.