Buy Official Merchandise!
Forumwarz is the first "Massively Single-Player" online RPG completely built around Internet culture.

You are currently looking at Flamebate, our community forums. Players can discuss the game here, strategize, and role play as their characters.

You need to be logged in to post and to see the uncensored versions of these forums.

Log in or Learn about Forumwarz

Civil Discussion
Switch to Role-Playing Civil Discussion

Viewing a Post

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

I promised I’d post some comments and advice, so here we go!

• Remember to follow the Subject line format: “Missionbuildr contest – <your character>”. I get confused and frustrated easily.

• Don’t go easy on me just because I’m running the contest. I’ve noticed I’ve gotten off pretty easy so far.

• If you’re going for a multi-line convo, try to ease into it. A slow burn with a hard punch at the end will often be funnier than a cavalcade of one-liners.

• If you are doing one-liners, remember you get five of them. A lot of people have sent one sentence and that’s it.

• A well-placed emoticon or two is always hilarious.

• Be original. Gay jokes and bum-****ing have been done to death. Try a new angle!

• Be realistic. If you study and parody actual posts we’ve made, it’s going to hit closer to home. The rest of the conversation will probably sound like that, so your lines should fit in.

I’ll post some more stuff later on, but keep them coming!

Also, I’m not saying this was the best entry yet, but it did make me LOL. It was submitted by Essex-Tacy:

Any CZ member: Almost got a girlfriend, until she asked for 10 bucks.

Jalapeno Bootyhole edited this message on 07/21/2009 10:11AM
Internet Delay Chat
Have fun playing!
To chat with other players, you must Join Forumwarz or Log In now!