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News Canadian gamer hospitalized after 50 hours of non-stop Xbox playing

quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
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A Canadian man who played Xbox games for 50 hours almost non-stop was hospitalized after finishing his mammoth session at home, authorities said on Monday.

The 28-year-old man, identified only by his family name Ward, had been playing on-line battle simulation games on his Xbox in the coastal city of Vancouver, police said.

Ward had planted himself in front of an Xbox to play on-line games on May 16. He only left the spot over the next three days to go to the toilet and take brief naps on a makeshift bed, they said.

“We presume the cause of his collapse was heart failure stemming from exhaustion,” a Vancouver provincial police official said by telephone.

Ward had recently took a break from his job to spend more time playing games, CBCNews reported after interviewing his work colleagues and neighbors.

After he failed to attend the weekly meeting, Ward’s colleagues tried to contact him but he wasn’t picking up the phone. When they reached his house, he was already lying unconscious on the floor.

He was immediately hospitalized. The doctor said he was no longer in danger, however he would have to stay in the hospital for at least three weeks.

Canada, one of the most wired countries in the world, has a large and highly developed game industry.


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Avatar: 135742 2011-10-31 19:55:54 -0400
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quangntenemy Posted:

A Canadian man who played Xbox games for 50 hours almost non-stop was hospitalized after finishing his mammoth session at home, authorities said on Monday.

The 28-year-old man, identified only by his family name Ward, had been playing on-line battle simulation games on his Xbox in the coastal city of Vancouver, police said.

Ward had planted himself in front of an Xbox to play on-line games on May 16. He only left the spot over the next three days to go to the toilet and take brief naps on a makeshift bed, they said.

“We presume the cause of his collapse was heart failure stemming from exhaustion,” a Vancouver provincial police official said by telephone.

Ward had recently took a break from his job to spend more time playing games, CBCNews reported after interviewing his work colleagues and neighbors.

After he failed to attend the weekly meeting, Ward’s colleagues tried to contact him but he wasn’t picking up the phone. When they reached his house, he was already lying unconscious on the floor.

He was immediately hospitalized. The doctor said he was no longer in danger, however he would have to stay in the hospital for at least three weeks.

Canada, one of the most wired countries in the world, has a large and highly developed game industry.

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Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
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DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

get well soon


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CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
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Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Would be funnier if we knew the guy.

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
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CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
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Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Fingerz Posted:

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But ET lives in Toronto I believe.

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
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CrinkzPipe Posted:

But ET lives in Toronto I believe.

you BELIEVE…heheheh you only know what he wants you to know.

Anyone hear from ET recently?


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Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
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Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Lol poor et


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im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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ANGRY HOBO

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lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

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Fingerz

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lolololololol

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quangntenemy

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:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

‘And of such a tailor, too,’ said Caleb. ‘Quite a fashionable tailor. It’s too good for me.’

The Blind Girl rested from her work, and laughed with delight. ‘Too good, father! What can be too good for you?’

‘I’m half ashamed to wear it though,’ said Caleb, watching the effect of what he said, upon her bright- ening face; ‘upon my word! When I hear the boys and people say behind me, “Halloa! Here’s a swell!” I don’t know which way to look. And when the beggar wouldn’t go away last night; and when I said I was a very common man, said “No, your Honour! Bless your Honour, don’t say that!” I was quite ashamed. I really felt as if I hadn’t a right to wear it.’

Happy Blind Girl! How merry she was, in her exultation!

‘I see you, father,’ she said, clasping her hands, ‘as plainly, as if I had the eyes I never want when you are with me. A blue coat —’

‘Bright blue,’ said Caleb.

‘Yes, yes! Bright blue!’ exclaimed the girl, turn- ing up her radiant face; ‘the colour I can just-remem- ber in the blessed sky! You told me it was blue be- fore! A bright blue coat —’

‘Made loose to the figure,’ suggested Caleb.

‘Made loose to the figure!’ cried the Blind Girl, laughing heartily; ‘and in it, you, dear father, with your merry eye, your smiling face, your free step, and your dark hair —looking so young and hand- some!’


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Wylin

Avatar: 19712 Thu Mar 26 21:15:20 -0400 2009
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50 hours with naps and they had to hospitalize him? what a puss. Some people call that “the weekend.”

MercWithMouth

Avatar: 150029 2009-09-15 13:35:36 -0400
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[WeChall]

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Verbose and long-winded as always

Oh, Canada.

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dobnits

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THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

Also agefail, last I heard ET was 30. Maybe it was a brother?


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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
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If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

the fabulous person lives in toronto.


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Cheins Sanch-
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Avatar: 64305 2015-06-13 02:49:05 -0400
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Wylin Posted:

50 hours with naps and they had to hospitalize him? what a puss. Some people call that “the weekend.”

Replace “Xbox playing” with “meth” and you probably have what actually happened. Or just a whiny baby that needs to be culled from the gene pool.


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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
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MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

guys i live in vancouver and one of my friends is named Ward. i haven’t heard from him in a couple days.

**** if this is him i dont know what i’m going to do.

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Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

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