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Once, Heaven got too crowded, so God Log in to see images! day when they died. The souls are waiting in a line in front of the Gates, talking to St. Peter. :angel: St. Peter asks the first guy: ‘How was your last day?’ ‘It was awful! I was sure that my wife was cheating on me, so I got home, in my 25th floor apartment, and started searching. A guy was hanging over my balcony. I hit his fingers with a hammer. he fell, but he landed on some bushes. I threw a fridge on him, but the effort made me have a heart attack’
St. Peter lets him in. The next guy arrives. ‘How did you die?’ St. Peter asks him. ‘I was working out on my 26th floor balcony, but I fell. I managed to catch my neighbour’s balcony, but the maniac started hitting my fingers with a hammer. I fell and landed on some bushes, but the idiot threw a fridge on me!’ St. Peter starts giggling, thinkin this would be an awesome job. Then, the third soul comes in.
‘How did you die?’ ‘Picture this: I’m in a fridge…’ Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 06/26/2009 6:38AM |
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I CRAVE male reproductive organ LIKE AN UNDEAD male reproductive organEATING THING OUT OF A MOVIE VOICED BY NONE OTHER THAN VINCENT PRICE HIMSELF |
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| Posted On: 06/26/2009 6:46AM |
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Teh Cezar Posted:
SO this one time im on a forum and they make a contest “post a good post and win brownie points” so I think to myself “what is a good post i know i’ll tell a joke” so i rememberd this one time my uncle steve told this really funny joke about 3 guys and cheating (i dunno if they were playing a board game?) and they all died and had to go to heaven and whoever had the worst day so far got in (not sure this is really how it works have to check the ol bible when i get home) and anyway it’s really funny joke cuz the one guy is in the fridge for some reason sorry I’m butchering the oldest ****ing joke in the world but it’s really funny trust me hope I win thanks for readin. |
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| Posted On: 06/26/2009 2:27PM |
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Im going to tell more jokes I only vaguely remember.
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says [spolier]why are you so sad? HOw many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb two and then something about how did they get in the house or something Wahts the difference between a blond jogging and a pack of pygmys? [spoler]ones a group of clever short people and blonds are whores A pastor, a bishop, and a rabbi are out fishing and the pastor is like “im going to walk to shore” and walks across the water and the bishop is like “im going to walk to shore too” and walks on the water and the rabbi is like “i believe i can do that too help me God” and he sinks and the pastor and bishop are like lol Jesus ur going to hell rabbi knock knock whos there interrupting cow cows have no sense of conversation so any intteruption would be purely coincidental |
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| Posted On: 06/26/2009 2:40PM |
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what’s purple and lights up an electric grape
whats big and black and if it falls out of a tree it will kil you a grand piano
What did the farmer say when he woke up one morning and his tractor was missing?
Where’s my tractor?
whats the difference between an arm and a leg
they’re actually a lot different |
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| Posted On: 06/26/2009 4:32PM |
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A father and son are out fishing together on a lake, the father turns to his son and says “Me and your mother are getting a divorce and it’s your fault.” |
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| Posted On: 06/26/2009 4:33PM |
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a horse walks into a bar and poops
the bar is actually a barn i forgot the n horses poop in barns |
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| Posted On: 06/26/2009 4:33PM |
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nanalatinojesus gets you JUSTICE IN YOUR FORUMS Posted:
why the long face |
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| Posted On: 06/26/2009 4:34PM |
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what do u call a black man flying a plane?
[spolier]a racist you pilot |
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| Posted On: 06/26/2009 4:54PM |
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hey nana whos on first Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 06/26/2009 4:56PM |
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Lou Gehrig!
The Shade edited this message on 06/26/2009 5:03PM |
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| Posted On: 06/26/2009 5:03PM |
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Hobart Bliggity Posted: |
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| Posted On: 06/27/2009 2:34AM |
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my post history |
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| Posted On: 06/27/2009 2:43AM |
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is a piece of ****. dont look at me |
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| Posted On: 06/27/2009 2:44AM |
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nanalatinojesus gets you JUSTICE IN YOUR FORUMS Posted:
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| Posted On: 06/27/2009 2:44AM |
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if u lookin for a funny fyad bum style paragraph or two you wont find it here you can hardly find them in fyad. just give nana the bps because im not looking through this thread |
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| Posted On: 06/27/2009 2:47AM |
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nanalatinojesus gets you JUSTICE IN YOUR FORUMS Posted:
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| Posted On: 06/27/2009 2:47AM |
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nanalatinojesus gets you JUSTICE IN YOUR FORUMS Posted:
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| Posted On: 06/27/2009 2:49AM |
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couldnt read through any of hobarts ****. i wish the mods could ban for ****posting but w/e |
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| Posted On: 06/27/2009 2:51AM |
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| Posted On: 06/27/2009 2:51AM |
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