Teh Cezar Posted:

Once, Heaven got too crowded, so God Log in to see images! day when they died.

The souls are waiting in a line in front of the Gates, talking to St. Peter. :angel:

St. Peter asks the first guy: ‘How was your last day?’

‘It was awful! I was sure that my wife was cheating on me, so I got home, in my 25th floor apartment, and started searching. A guy was hanging over my balcony. I hit his fingers with a hammer. he fell, but he landed on some bushes. I threw a fridge on him, but the effort made me have a heart attack’

St. Peter lets him in. The next guy arrives.

‘How did you die?’ St. Peter asks him.

‘I was working out on my 26th floor balcony, but I fell. I managed to catch my neighbour’s balcony, but the maniac started hitting my fingers with a hammer. I fell and landed on some bushes, but the idiot threw a fridge on me!’

St. Peter starts giggling, thinkin this would be an awesome job. Then, the third soul comes in.

‘How did you die?’

‘Picture this: I’m in a fridge…’ Log in to see images!

SO this one time im on a forum and they make a contest “post a good post and win brownie points” so I think to myself “what is a good post i know i’ll tell a joke” so i rememberd this one time my uncle steve told this really funny joke about 3 guys and cheating (i dunno if they were playing a board game?) and they all died and had to go to heaven and whoever had the worst day so far got in (not sure this is really how it works have to check the ol bible when i get home) and anyway it’s really funny joke cuz the one guy is in the fridge for some reason sorry I’m butchering the oldest ****ing joke in the world but it’s really funny trust me hope I win thanks for readin.