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/\v/\v/\v/\v/\ Contest - 5bps! Someone, somewhere, please make a good post! /\v/\v/\v/\v/\
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forumwarz has been dead since the start of summer last year (when everybody good left!) |
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| Posted On: 06/27/2009 4:44PM |
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I must be some half-digested pizza rolls because I am all up in Gigerth’s **** |
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| Posted On: 06/27/2009 4:45PM |
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and my mom always said “you can’t make good posters out of ****” and that is what forumwars is. a big pile of **** now i have to prep myself for your insults ill be back tomorrow |
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| Posted On: 06/27/2009 4:46PM |
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gigerth Posted:
then i must be a necromancer because fwz is alive and better than ever thanks to me. It’s cute that you’re jealous though. |
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| Posted On: 06/27/2009 4:46PM |
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gigerth Posted:
later gigs see you tomorrow |
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| Posted On: 06/27/2009 4:47PM |
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Now copypasta stories from the internet. I’ll keep the unban 1337lol page on standby for the bump. |
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| Posted On: 06/27/2009 6:01PM |
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lol fwz is dead idk wot the **** u sA |
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| Posted On: 06/27/2009 9:01PM |
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yo b where my scrillla at |
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| Posted On: 06/28/2009 2:18AM |
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I want to clarify for newbies:
1. op is a fabulous person who wants to say there are no good posts just to genreally be emo and feel sorry for himself.
2. Good post is genreally considered something 1-5 snetences, written in first person include internet drama and bathroom humor and is writeen at an 8th grade level |
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| Posted On: 06/28/2009 8:53PM |
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I am above that…immature humor. goat bum.jpg |
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| Posted On: 06/28/2009 11:37PM |
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nanalatinojesus gets you JUSTICE IN YOUR FORUMS Posted:
nana what did this mean i feel like i missed something? |
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| Posted On: 06/29/2009 2:23AM |
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A guy speeds into the hospital parking lot, sprints past the receptionists and meets the doctor coming out of the operating room, bloody, taking his gloves off. “Doctor! Doctor! What happened? How is my wife?” “I’m so sorry, sir. It was a terrible accident. She’s been badly burned, and there was severe brain damage. She may live a long time, but you’ll have to feed her, as she can’t use her hands. You’ll need to help her go to the toilet, and wipe up after her, and bathe her by hand every day. She can still talk, but that’s about it. And there was extensive skin damage, and she’s going to be severly disfigured. “Also, and I realize this is a bad time to bring it up, but your insurance isn’t going to pay for this. You’re going to have to pay for this visit, and you’ll be paying for medication for her as long as she’s alive, which could be a long time, and she’d going to need a lot of medication. She’ll need constant care. I’m terribly sorry.” The guy is horrified. He’s shocked again and again through all this. In the end, he can only respond with stunned silence. Finally, the doctor says, “Aw, man. I’m just ****ing with you. She’s dead.” |
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| Posted On: 06/29/2009 6:49AM |
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Hobart Bliggity Posted:
scrilla means cash so basically what im sayin is like yo homie i won this **** so wheres my bp at holla~ |
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| Posted On: 06/29/2009 9:09PM |
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twodee Posted:
I vote this, also would this be a kindness or a Trolling? |
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| Posted On: 06/29/2009 10:36PM |
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nanalatinojesus gets you JUSTICE IN YOUR FORUMS Posted:
oh in that case where [is] your scrilla? |
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| Posted On: 06/29/2009 11:03PM |
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Hobart Bliggity Posted:
idk man i was askin the op (original poster) of this thread that very question |
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| Posted On: 06/29/2009 11:34PM |
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copy and paste
The latest scam in the Ft Lauderdale, Florida area which is happening at the Galleria Mall.
Two good looking 18 year old women come to your car as you are parking your car;
One starts wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, the other comes to your window saying ‘hi’ while bending over with her breasts almost coming out of her blouse, impossible not to look.
When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say no and beg you for a ride to the Town Square Mall.
You agree and tell them to sit in the back. On the way they start having sex in the back seat.
Then one of them performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I was bumaulted last Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday. |
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| Posted On: 06/29/2009 11:48PM |
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TRUE STORY
While speaking to a manager at Wall-Fart today he let me know that the inventory was short 3/4 million dollars and i thought to myself that should quit my job and start stealing them. I could make a mint!! Not a funny story but can you imagine to potential?? |
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| Posted On: 06/29/2009 11:53PM |
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Answering machine at the Mental Hospital…
“Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline …
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn’t matter which number you press, no one will answer.
If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, Social Security number and your mother’s maiden name.
If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, s-l-o-w-l-y and c-a-r-e-f-u-l-l-y press 0 0 0.
If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after the beep, or before the beep, or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self-esteem, please hang up. All operators are too busy to talk to you. |
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| Posted On: 06/30/2009 12:19AM |
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hi. This contest ends on July 1st nana This question is for everyone – what will you do with the bp? THis is important |
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| Posted On: 06/30/2009 1:01AM |
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