Im going to tell more jokes I only vaguely remember.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says [spolier]why are you so sad?

HOw many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb two and then something about how did they get in the house or something

Wahts the difference between a blond jogging and a pack of pygmys? [spoler]ones a group of clever short people and blonds are whores

A pastor, a bishop, and a rabbi are out fishing and the pastor is like “im going to walk to shore” and walks across the water and the bishop is like “im going to walk to shore too” and walks on the water and the rabbi is like “i believe i can do that too help me God” and he sinks and the pastor and bishop are like lol Jesus ur going to hell rabbi

knock knock
whos there
interrupting cow
cows have no sense of conversation so any intteruption would be purely coincidental