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anonymoushax-
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Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Phariad Posted:

No prostitute has standards that

low
low
low
low
low
low
low

they’ll have to create new standards just for that.

what an idea.

no whore would risk that much for $.

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ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

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ChilePepino

Avatar: 101005 2010-01-24 16:17:40 -0500
5

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 35 Permanoob

Well, spf357 really rocks.

ChilePepino Posted:

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A-Sat

Avatar: 126056 Wed Jun 03 21:38:37 -0400 2009
6

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

Can someone edit this idiot’s account so that all he can do is play but not post?


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Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

The adventures of The nerd o powa (or Tnop)

It had been a tough day for The nerd o powa, but we’re getting ahead of ourselves. When he woke up, Tnop had a quick shower and then he went outside. It wasn’t his usual morning routine to leave the house, but he had to, because he had run out of crackers and gatorade (the two things that his diet still included ever since both his parents had left for a carton of milk and never came back). As he stepped out, the light blinded him and the fresh air made him dizzy. Some would have given up on this and would have returned to the safety of the run-down house , where they would live off of the worn-out soles of their shoes, but not Tnop; he was not a man to give up easily, as is demonstrated by his enormous patience to perform repetitive and dull tasks all day long just for a little internet gratification which would be denied eventually, but that’s another story. Either way, he had pressed on and made it to the convenience store two blocks away. Once inside, he realized he had no money, as he had run through all his savings on the previous run to the store two months ago. He considered calling someone to borrow the cash, but then he realized he had no friends to call, nor did he have a phone.

Again, others would have given up, but Tnop, with his terribly strong character, refused; he decided he would steal the crackers and gatorade he so desperately craved. He went up to the cracker aisle and grabbed a few boxes, which he proceeded to stuff in his underwear (this was, in fact, a win-win situation for him, if the scheme would have worked – for one, he would have managed to steal the crackers, and, for the first time in his life, people would think he was particularly well-hung). Fearless, Tnop proceeded to the gatorade aisle, where he grabbed five botttles of gatorade and hid them in his bum. You could tell that he had experience with this kind of anal insertion, as he didn’t show any signs of distress while inserting the bottles or when walking towards the check-out with nothing in his hands.

As Tnop exited the store, the anti-theft buzzer went off and one scrawny-looking female security guard immobilized him.

What will happen next? Will Tnop manage to escape his captors or will he be shipped to jail for shoplifting? Find out the answer to this and many more in the next installment of “The adventures of The nerd o powa”


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

Bandaney Posted:

This guy must be trolling. No one can be that stupid.


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if any of u gotta prob w/nerd of powers then you can **** RITE OFF and take it up w/me. thats rigth. your rollin’ with the big boys now arent ya? u think u could handel this? bith??????

ps commie that was kinda bad lata


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Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

MC Banhammer Posted:

Oddly, all the pros want you to stop posting.


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quangntenemy

Avatar: 14557 2011-10-31 11:07:55 -0400
59

[WeChall]

Level 69 Troll

:ronpaul: :****ing sucks:

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 Buying a lot of zomg im so fat.xpeg – 500 each 

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no join **** you insted


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OMG 35 NO WAY I WISH I COULD BE LIK DAT!1!1!!1!!!!!1!111!11!1one!!11111!11Exclmationmark1!11!111!11!!!!!111!101001110110101001110100110100110110010111

Phariad Posted:

No prostitute has standards that

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low
low
low
low
low
low

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Samildanach Posted:

Didn’t anyone tell you how to get the automatic bonus alt you win for reaching the level cap on your primary character?

now stop lying and tell me how to get the automatic bonus alt you win for reaching the level cap on your primary character


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MC Banhammer

Avatar: 1887 2011-07-31 00:40:59 -0400
36

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

Trying to create drama to drum up the ratings by any means necessary!

The nerd o powa Posted:

now stop lying and tell me how to get the automatic bonus alt you win for reaching the level cap on your primary character

I’ll tell you if you promise, in non-RP, to stop posting.


I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER

ANGRY HOBO

Avatar: 49150 Tue Aug 11 01:43:48 -0400 2009
1

Level 28 Emo Kid

lmbo i gave this account and now its full of people :D bye all this game is ****....................

GREAT, NOW GET THE **** OUT OF THE FORUMS!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111

Samildanach

Avatar: 143751 Tue May 19 21:18:21 -0400 2009
11

Level 34 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

The nerd o powa Posted:

now stop lying and tell me how to get the automatic bonus alt you win for reaching the level cap on your primary character

Only if you ask again, in a complete sentence with proper punctuation and capitalization.


He who argues with morons might take care, lest he thereby become a moron.

And if you gaze for long into the Internet, the Internet gazes also into you.

-MLF-

Avatar: 83146 Sun Jan 18 18:56:12 -0500 2009
6

Level 60 Hacker

“Cracking Addict”

Professor Commie PhD Posted:

The adventures of The nerd o powa (or Tnop)

It had been a tough day for The nerd o powa, but we’re getting ahead of ourselves. When he woke up, Tnop had a quick shower and then he went outside. It wasn’t his usual morning routine to leave the house, but he had to, because he had run out of crackers and gatorade (the two things that his diet still included ever since both his parents had left for a carton of milk and never came back). As he stepped out, the light blinded him and the fresh air made him dizzy. Some would have given up on this and would have returned to the safety of the run-down house , where they would live off of the worn-out soles of their shoes, but not Tnop; he was not a man to give up easily, as is demonstrated by his enormous patience to perform repetitive and dull tasks all day long just for a little internet gratification which would be denied eventually, but that’s another story. Either way, he had pressed on and made it to the convenience store two blocks away. Once inside, he realized he had no money, as he had run through all his savings on the previous run to the store two months ago. He considered calling someone to borrow the cash, but then he realized he had no friends to call, nor did he have a phone.

Again, others would have given up, but Tnop, with his terribly strong character, refused; he decided he would steal the crackers and gatorade he so desperately craved. He went up to the cracker aisle and grabbed a few boxes, which he proceeded to stuff in his underwear (this was, in fact, a win-win situation for him, if the scheme would have worked – for one, he would have managed to steal the crackers, and, for the first time in his life, people would think he was particularly well-hung). Fearless, Tnop proceeded to the gatorade aisle, where he grabbed five botttles of gatorade and hid them in his bum. You could tell that he had experience with this kind of anal insertion, as he didn’t show any signs of distress while inserting the bottles or when walking towards the check-out with nothing in his hands.

As Tnop exited the store, the anti-theft buzzer went off and one scrawny-looking female security guard immobilized him.

What will happen next? Will Tnop manage to escape his captors or will he be shipped to jail for shoplifting? Find out the answer to this and many more in the next installment of “The adventures of The nerd o powa”

You should post more of that.

-MLF- edited this message on 05/21/2009 7:30PM

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MercWithMouth

Avatar: 150029 2009-09-15 13:35:36 -0400
17

[WeChall]

Level 35 Hacker

Verbose and long-winded as always

Professor Commie PhD Posted:

The adventures of The nerd o powa (or Tnop)

It had been a tough day for The nerd o powa, but we’re getting ahead of ourselves. When he woke up, Tnop had a quick shower and then he went outside. It wasn’t his usual morning routine to leave the house, but he had to, because he had run out of crackers and gatorade (the two things that his diet still included ever since both his parents had left for a carton of milk and never came back). As he stepped out, the light blinded him and the fresh air made him dizzy. Some would have given up on this and would have returned to the safety of the run-down house , where they would live off of the worn-out soles of their shoes, but not Tnop; he was not a man to give up easily, as is demonstrated by his enormous patience to perform repetitive and dull tasks all day long just for a little internet gratification which would be denied eventually, but that’s another story. Either way, he had pressed on and made it to the convenience store two blocks away. Once inside, he realized he had no money, as he had run through all his savings on the previous run to the store two months ago. He considered calling someone to borrow the cash, but then he realized he had no friends to call, nor did he have a phone.

Again, others would have given up, but Tnop, with his terribly strong character, refused; he decided he would steal the crackers and gatorade he so desperately craved. He went up to the cracker aisle and grabbed a few boxes, which he proceeded to stuff in his underwear (this was, in fact, a win-win situation for him, if the scheme would have worked – for one, he would have managed to steal the crackers, and, for the first time in his life, people would think he was particularly well-hung). Fearless, Tnop proceeded to the gatorade aisle, where he grabbed five botttles of gatorade and hid them in his bum. You could tell that he had experience with this kind of anal insertion, as he didn’t show any signs of distress while inserting the bottles or when walking towards the check-out with nothing in his hands.

As Tnop exited the store, the anti-theft buzzer went off and one scrawny-looking female security guard immobilized him.

What will happen next? Will Tnop manage to escape his captors or will he be shipped to jail for shoplifting? Find out the answer to this and many more in the next installment of “The adventures of The nerd o powa”

A bit long-winded.

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But impressive.

Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
35

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Professor Commie PhD Posted:

The adventures of The nerd o powa (or Tnop)

It had been a tough day for The nerd o powa, but we’re getting ahead of ourselves. When he woke up, Tnop had a quick shower and then he went outside. It wasn’t his usual morning routine to leave the house, but he had to, because he had run out of crackers and gatorade (the two things that his diet still included ever since both his parents had left for a carton of milk and never came back). As he stepped out, the light blinded him and the fresh air made him dizzy. Some would have given up on this and would have returned to the safety of the run-down house , where they would live off of the worn-out soles of their shoes, but not Tnop; he was not a man to give up easily, as is demonstrated by his enormous patience to perform repetitive and dull tasks all day long just for a little internet gratification which would be denied eventually, but that’s another story. Either way, he had pressed on and made it to the convenience store two blocks away. Once inside, he realized he had no money, as he had run through all his savings on the previous run to the store two months ago. He considered calling someone to borrow the cash, but then he realized he had no friends to call, nor did he have a phone.

Again, others would have given up, but Tnop, with his terribly strong character, refused; he decided he would steal the crackers and gatorade he so desperately craved. He went up to the cracker aisle and grabbed a few boxes, which he proceeded to stuff in his underwear (this was, in fact, a win-win situation for him, if the scheme would have worked – for one, he would have managed to steal the crackers, and, for the first time in his life, people would think he was particularly well-hung). Fearless, Tnop proceeded to the gatorade aisle, where he grabbed five botttles of gatorade and hid them in his bum. You could tell that he had experience with this kind of anal insertion, as he didn’t show any signs of distress while inserting the bottles or when walking towards the check-out with nothing in his hands.

As Tnop exited the store, the anti-theft buzzer went off and one scrawny-looking female security guard immobilized him.

What will happen next? Will Tnop manage to escape his captors or will he be shipped to jail for shoplifting? Find out the answer to this and many more in the next installment of “The adventures of The nerd o powa”

This hasn’t been quoted enough.

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MOCK-CONGLER

Avatar: 50390 Tue May 26 17:55:44 -0400 2009
16

Level 35 Troll

AHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHAHHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA AHHAAHAHAHAHAH

ANGRY HOBO Posted:

GREAT, NOW GET THE **** OUT OF THE FORUMS!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111111


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Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
35

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Professor Commie PhD Posted:

The adventures of The nerd o powa (or Tnop)

It had been a tough day for The nerd o powa, but we’re getting ahead of ourselves. When he woke up, Tnop had a quick shower and then he went outside. It wasn’t his usual morning routine to leave the house, but he had to, because he had run out of crackers and gatorade (the two things that his diet still included ever since both his parents had left for a carton of milk and never came back). As he stepped out, the light blinded him and the fresh air made him dizzy. Some would have given up on this and would have returned to the safety of the run-down house , where they would live off of the worn-out soles of their shoes, but not Tnop; he was not a man to give up easily, as is demonstrated by his enormous patience to perform repetitive and dull tasks all day long just for a little internet gratification which would be denied eventually, but that’s another story. Either way, he had pressed on and made it to the convenience store two blocks away. Once inside, he realized he had no money, as he had run through all his savings on the previous run to the store two months ago. He considered calling someone to borrow the cash, but then he realized he had no friends to call, nor did he have a phone.

Again, others would have given up, but Tnop, with his terribly strong character, refused; he decided he would steal the crackers and gatorade he so desperately craved. He went up to the cracker aisle and grabbed a few boxes, which he proceeded to stuff in his underwear (this was, in fact, a win-win situation for him, if the scheme would have worked – for one, he would have managed to steal the crackers, and, for the first time in his life, people would think he was particularly well-hung). Fearless, Tnop proceeded to the gatorade aisle, where he grabbed five botttles of gatorade and hid them in his bum. You could tell that he had experience with this kind of anal insertion, as he didn’t show any signs of distress while inserting the bottles or when walking towards the check-out with nothing in his hands.

As Tnop exited the store, the anti-theft buzzer went off and one scrawny-looking female security guard immobilized him.

What will happen next? Will Tnop manage to escape his captors or will he be shipped to jail for shoplifting? Find out the answer to this and many more in the next installment of “The adventures of The nerd o powa”

Professor Commie PhD Posted:

The adventures of The nerd o powa (or Tnop)

It had been a tough day for The nerd o powa, but we’re getting ahead of ourselves. When he woke up, Tnop had a quick shower and then he went outside. It wasn’t his usual morning routine to leave the house, but he had to, because he had run out of crackers and gatorade (the two things that his diet still included ever since both his parents had left for a carton of milk and never came back). As he stepped out, the light blinded him and the fresh air made him dizzy. Some would have given up on this and would have returned to the safety of the run-down house , where they would live off of the worn-out soles of their shoes, but not Tnop; he was not a man to give up easily, as is demonstrated by his enormous patience to perform repetitive and dull tasks all day long just for a little internet gratification which would be denied eventually, but that’s another story. Either way, he had pressed on and made it to the convenience store two blocks away. Once inside, he realized he had no money, as he had run through all his savings on the previous run to the store two months ago. He considered calling someone to borrow the cash, but then he realized he had no friends to call, nor did he have a phone.

Again, others would have given up, but Tnop, with his terribly strong character, refused; he decided he would steal the crackers and gatorade he so desperately craved. He went up to the cracker aisle and grabbed a few boxes, which he proceeded to stuff in his underwear (this was, in fact, a win-win situation for him, if the scheme would have worked – for one, he would have managed to steal the crackers, and, for the first time in his life, people would think he was particularly well-hung). Fearless, Tnop proceeded to the gatorade aisle, where he grabbed five botttles of gatorade and hid them in his bum. You could tell that he had experience with this kind of anal insertion, as he didn’t show any signs of distress while inserting the bottles or when walking towards the check-out with nothing in his hands.

As Tnop exited the store, the anti-theft buzzer went off and one scrawny-looking female security guard immobilized him.

What will happen next? Will Tnop manage to escape his captors or will he be shipped to jail for shoplifting? Find out the answer to this and many more in the next installment of “The adventures of The nerd o powa”

Professor Commie PhD Posted:

The adventures of The nerd o powa (or Tnop)

It had been a tough day for The nerd o powa, but we’re getting ahead of ourselves. When he woke up, Tnop had a quick shower and then he went outside. It wasn’t his usual morning routine to leave the house, but he had to, because he had run out of crackers and gatorade (the two things that his diet still included ever since both his parents had left for a carton of milk and never came back). As he stepped out, the light blinded him and the fresh air made him dizzy. Some would have given up on this and would have returned to the safety of the run-down house , where they would live off of the worn-out soles of their shoes, but not Tnop; he was not a man to give up easily, as is demonstrated by his enormous patience to perform repetitive and dull tasks all day long just for a little internet gratification which would be denied eventually, but that’s another story. Either way, he had pressed on and made it to the convenience store two blocks away. Once inside, he realized he had no money, as he had run through all his savings on the previous run to the store two months ago. He considered calling someone to borrow the cash, but then he realized he had no friends to call, nor did he have a phone.

Again, others would have given up, but Tnop, with his terribly strong character, refused; he decided he would steal the crackers and gatorade he so desperately craved. He went up to the cracker aisle and grabbed a few boxes, which he proceeded to stuff in his underwear (this was, in fact, a win-win situation for him, if the scheme would have worked – for one, he would have managed to steal the crackers, and, for the first time in his life, people would think he was particularly well-hung). Fearless, Tnop proceeded to the gatorade aisle, where he grabbed five botttles of gatorade and hid them in his bum. You could tell that he had experience with this kind of anal insertion, as he didn’t show any signs of distress while inserting the bottles or when walking towards the check-out with nothing in his hands.

As Tnop exited the store, the anti-theft buzzer went off and one scrawny-looking female security guard immobilized him.

What will happen next? Will Tnop manage to escape his captors or will he be shipped to jail for shoplifting? Find out the answer to this and many more in the next installment of “The adventures of The nerd o powa”

Professor Commie PhD Posted:

The adventures of The nerd o powa (or Tnop)

It had been a tough day for The nerd o powa, but we’re getting ahead of ourselves. When he woke up, Tnop had a quick shower and then he went outside. It wasn’t his usual morning routine to leave the house, but he had to, because he had run out of crackers and gatorade (the two things that his diet still included ever since both his parents had left for a carton of milk and never came back). As he stepped out, the light blinded him and the fresh air made him dizzy. Some would have given up on this and would have returned to the safety of the run-down house , where they would live off of the worn-out soles of their shoes, but not Tnop; he was not a man to give up easily, as is demonstrated by his enormous patience to perform repetitive and dull tasks all day long just for a little internet gratification which would be denied eventually, but that’s another story. Either way, he had pressed on and made it to the convenience store two blocks away. Once inside, he realized he had no money, as he had run through all his savings on the previous run to the store two months ago. He considered calling someone to borrow the cash, but then he realized he had no friends to call, nor did he have a phone.

Again, others would have given up, but Tnop, with his terribly strong character, refused; he decided he would steal the crackers and gatorade he so desperately craved. He went up to the cracker aisle and grabbed a few boxes, which he proceeded to stuff in his underwear (this was, in fact, a win-win situation for him, if the scheme would have worked – for one, he would have managed to steal the crackers, and, for the first time in his life, people would think he was particularly well-hung). Fearless, Tnop proceeded to the gatorade aisle, where he grabbed five botttles of gatorade and hid them in his bum. You could tell that he had experience with this kind of anal insertion, as he didn’t show any signs of distress while inserting the bottles or when walking towards the check-out with nothing in his hands.

As Tnop exited the store, the anti-theft buzzer went off and one scrawny-looking female security guard immobilized him.

What will happen next? Will Tnop manage to escape his captors or will he be shipped to jail for shoplifting? Find out the answer to this and many more in the next installment of “The adventures of The nerd o powa”

Professor Commie PhD Posted:

The adventures of The nerd o powa (or Tnop)

It had been a tough day for The nerd o powa, but we’re getting ahead of ourselves. When he woke up, Tnop had a quick shower and then he went outside. It wasn’t his usual morning routine to leave the house, but he had to, because he had run out of crackers and gatorade (the two things that his diet still included ever since both his parents had left for a carton of milk and never came back). As he stepped out, the light blinded him and the fresh air made him dizzy. Some would have given up on this and would have returned to the safety of the run-down house , where they would live off of the worn-out soles of their shoes, but not Tnop; he was not a man to give up easily, as is demonstrated by his enormous patience to perform repetitive and dull tasks all day long just for a little internet gratification which would be denied eventually, but that’s another story. Either way, he had pressed on and made it to the convenience store two blocks away. Once inside, he realized he had no money, as he had run through all his savings on the previous run to the store two months ago. He considered calling someone to borrow the cash, but then he realized he had no friends to call, nor did he have a phone.

Again, others would have given up, but Tnop, with his terribly strong character, refused; he decided he would steal the crackers and gatorade he so desperately craved. He went up to the cracker aisle and grabbed a few boxes, which he proceeded to stuff in his underwear (this was, in fact, a win-win situation for him, if the scheme would have worked – for one, he would have managed to steal the crackers, and, for the first time in his life, people would think he was particularly well-hung). Fearless, Tnop proceeded to the gatorade aisle, where he grabbed five botttles of gatorade and hid them in his bum. You could tell that he had experience with this kind of anal insertion, as he didn’t show any signs of distress while inserting the bottles or when walking towards the check-out with nothing in his hands.

As Tnop exited the store, the anti-theft buzzer went off and one scrawny-looking female security guard immobilized him.

What will happen next? Will Tnop manage to escape his captors or will he be shipped to jail for shoplifting? Find out the answer to this and many more in the next installment of “The adventures of The nerd o powa”

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