well worst that could happen is they say your results are inconclusive and you need to retake, which is a good thing.

Used this after a questionable amount of time to pbum a test, and pbumed. After spending $35 on it and reading the ingredients I realized I could have just followed the directions and taken creatine, fiber, and B-12.

Well, I’ve had a few friends who have had to do this. Some of them swear by vinegar. Usually like half a bottle the day or so before. Also take some niacin, you can find it in most groceries or drug stores. It basically artificially enhances the speed of your metabolism. Saunas and sweating in general are a good idea too. As for less natural ways, the solutions they sell in head shops are usually p reliable, I’ve known more than a few people who smoke a lot everyday who have pbumed tests with that. If they don’t watch you ****, you can get a friends ****, but most places will have someone staring at your male reproductive organ.

I know you’re all on the edge of your ****ing seats about this, so to update you folks: I couldn’t find any Terminader (not even to get the ingredient amounts), so I got this **** called Stat Flush. Some on the internet say it works, others say it doesn’t. It probably doesn’t, but I mostly laid down $30 for a false sense of security.

Anyway, I’ve decided that if I do end up pbuming this **** test, I’ll be so glad I’ll alt reveal myself to Kittiejenn.

Why? She said I should.

Man, what bull****.

I clean myself with paper towels and bottled water, because I had no running water. I dress up like a goon, with a tucked in shirt and my hair parted on the left. Eat my $30 **** clean pills, don’t eat anything because the instructions told me not to, don’t even have a cigarette because I’m afraid that might be considered a “toxin.” Walk myself over to Wal-Mart, answer their stupid questions (only lying once). I get to the end of the interview and I’m waiting for them to tell me where to go for my drug test aaaaaaaaaaaaaand…

I don’t have to take it today, because they haven’t been able to get ahold of my references. So, I ate $30 for my own amusement. Then I had to walk back to my apartment in the rain.

At least my water’s back on.

AND NOW…the thrilling conclusion…

I went back in for my final interview today, took my pills before hand, basically I just had to sign some stuff. They gave me the form I had to take to the drug testing place. Get on the bus, go downtown.

I get to the place, the lady takes me to the bathroom, I empty my pockets: wallet, lighter, key, piece of paper. She takes my lighter like some how I’m going to burn the THC away. I take my special cup, ****, ****, ****. A nice, warm light yellow.

Hand it to her, we go back to the office. I intial my cup, she puts it in this coffee maker looking thing and has me sign some more stuff, then sends me on my way. Now’s when I start to get nervous. Before, I was just like, “Whatever happens, happens” but now whatever happens was about to happen.

The lady told me it’d take a half hour, finally an hour and a half later I get the call.

Walmart got a call from the head office and were told to put a freeze on hiring. Apparently, the call came minutes after I left.

What bull****.

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