AND NOW…the thrilling conclusion…

I went back in for my final interview today, took my pills before hand, basically I just had to sign some stuff. They gave me the form I had to take to the drug testing place. Get on the bus, go downtown.

I get to the place, the lady takes me to the bathroom, I empty my pockets: wallet, lighter, key, piece of paper. She takes my lighter like some how I’m going to burn the THC away. I take my special cup, ****, ****, ****. A nice, warm light yellow.

Hand it to her, we go back to the office. I intial my cup, she puts it in this coffee maker looking thing and has me sign some more stuff, then sends me on my way. Now’s when I start to get nervous. Before, I was just like, “Whatever happens, happens” but now whatever happens was about to happen.

The lady told me it’d take a half hour, finally an hour and a half later I get the call.

Walmart got a call from the head office and were told to put a freeze on hiring. Apparently, the call came minutes after I left.

What bull****.