She says “Oh, he’s just some guy

Who goes to school with me.

I sat behind him last year

And I copied off him in Geometry.

He also had bladder problems

And a really bad infection on his toe.”

And she said “Mister, please, you can stop right there,

That’s way more than I needed to know!”

Old Mister Johnson had troubles of his own

He had a yellow cat which wouldn’t leave its home;

He tried and he tried to give the cat away,

He gave it to a man goin’ far, far away.

But the cat came back the very next day,

The cat came back, we thought he was a goner

But the cat came back; it just couldn’t stay away.

Away, away, yea, yea, yea

The man around the corner swore he’d kill the cat on sight,

He loaded up his shotgun with nails and dynamite;

He waited and he waited for the cat to come around,

Ninety seven pieces of the man is all they found.

But the cat came back the very next day,

The cat came back, we thought he was a goner

But the cat came back; it just couldn’t stay away.

Away, away, yea, yea, yea

He gave it to a little boy with a dollar note,

Told him for to take it up the river in a boat;

They tied a rope around its neck, it must have weighed a pound

Now they drag the river for a little boy that’s drowned.

But the cat came back the very next day,

The cat came back, we thought he was a goner

But the cat came back; it just couldn’t stay away.

Away, away, yea, yea, yea

He gave it to a man going up in a balloon,

He told him for to take it to the man in the moon;

The balloon came down about ninety miles away,

Where he is now, well I dare not say.

But the cat came back the very next day,

The cat came back, we thought he was a goner

But the cat came back; it just couldn’t stay away.

Away, away, yea, yea, yea

He gave it to a man going way out West,

Told him for to take it to the one he loved the best;

First the train hit the curve, then it jumped the rail,

Not a soul was left behind to tell the gruesome tale.

But the cat came back the very next day,

The cat came back, we thought he was a goner

But the cat came back; it just couldn’t stay away.

Away, away, yea, yea, yea

The cat it had some company one night out in the yard,

Someone threw a boot-jack, and they threw it mighty hard;

It caught the cat behind the ear, she thought it rather slight,

When along came a brick-bat and knocked the cat out of sight

But the cat came back the very next day,

The cat came back, we thought he was a goner

But the cat came back; it just couldn’t stay away.

Away, away, yea, yea, yea

Away across the ocean they did send the cat at last,

Vessel only out a day and making water fast;

People all began to pray, the boat began to toss,

A great big gust of wind came by and every soul was lost.

But the cat came back the very next day,

The cat came back, we thought he was a goner

But the cat came back; it just couldn’t stay away.

Away, away, yea, yea, yea

On a telegraph wire, sparrows sitting in a bunch,

The cat was feeling hungry, thought she’d like ‘em for a lunch;

Climbing softly up the pole, and when she reached the top,

Put her foot upon the electric wire, which tied her in a knot.

But the cat came back the very next day,

The cat came back, we thought he was a goner

But the cat came back; it just couldn’t stay away.

Away, away, yea, yea, yea

The cat was a possessor of a family of its own,

With seven little kittens till there came a cyclone;

Blew the houses all apart and tossed the cat around,

The air was full of kittens, and not a one was ever found.

But the cat came back the very next day,

The cat came back, we thought he was a goner

But the cat came back; it just couldn’t stay away.

Away, away, yea, yea, yea

The atom bomb fell just the other day,

The H-Bomb fell in the very same way;

Russia went, England went, and then the U.S.A.

The human race was finished without a chance to pray.

But the cat came back the very next day,

The cat came back, we thought he was a goner

But the cat came back; it just couldn’t stay away.

Away, away, yea, yea, yea

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Taking time out of my day as an abortion provider/rickshaw runner in Kolkata to win your points.

fort wins at rollover

just to annoy elena

So we inched ahead in line

Movin’ painfully slow

I got a little bored

So I turned on the radio…

Then I looked at her

And she looked back at me

And I said “Um,

I think you have somethin’ in your teeth.”

Then she said “How about now?”

I said “Yeah, almost.

There’s still a little bit there

But don’t worry, it’s probably just a piece of toast.”