She says “Is this ‘Behind the Music’

With Lynard Skynard?”

And I say “I don’t know.

Say, it’s gettin’ late…watcha wanna do for dinner?

She said “So whadya have in mind?”

I said “I don’t know what about you?”

She said “I don’t care, if you’re hungry, let’s eat.”

I said “That’s what we’re gonna do!”

I said “Well, there’s tuna, I know.”

She said “That went bad a week ago!”

I said “Is the chili OK?”

She said “You finished that yesterday!”

I’m like “No, I said ‘delivered’.”

She’s like “I heard you say liver!”

I’m like “I should know what I said…”

She’s like “Whatever, I just don’t want any liver!”

It was just cousin Larry

Callin’ for the third time today…

My wife said “Let it go to voicemail.”

I said, “OK.”

And then she said “Baby, can’t we just go out to dinner, please?”

I says “No”

She says “Yes”

I says “No”

She says “Yes”

I says “No”

She says “Yes…

...Oh, here’s your keys”

I don’t feel like gettin all dressed up

And eatin’ expensive food

She’s says “Olive Garden?”

I say “Nah, I’m not in the mood…

Then I get an idea

I says “I know what we’ll do!”

She says “What?”

I say “Guess”

She says “What?”

I say “We’re goin’ to the drive-thru!”

Put my key in the ignition

And then I turn it sideways

Then we fasten our seat belts

As we pull out the driveway

Almost there at the drive-thru

Now we’re here at the drive thru

Here in line at the drive-thru

Did I mention the drive-thru?