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PostMaster

Avatar: Emo Girl
9

Level 30 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

Well here we are

In the drive-thru line, me and her.

Cars in front of us, cars in back of us.

All just waiting to order

uhh

Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re

Level 16 Re-Re

There’s some idiot in a Volvo

With his brights on behind me

I lean out the window and scream

“Hey, Whatcha tryin to do, blind me?”

onezeroone

Avatar: Code (Green)
1

[WeMalaise]

Level 18 Hacker

“Buffer Overflower”

My wife says “Maybe we should park…

...We could just go eat inside.”

I said “I’m wearin’ bunny slippers

So I ain’t leavin’ this ride…”

PostMaster

Avatar: Emo Girl
9

Level 30 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

Now a woman on a speaker box

Is sayin’ “Can I take your order, please?”

I said “Yes indeed, you certainly can

We’d like two hamburgers with onions and cheese.”

Lama glama

Avatar: 169571 Wed Jun 03 16:11:47 -0400 2009
3

Level 35 Permanoob

“Kapitan Stupidska”

Awsum song, evryone sing along. Log in to see images!

Meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow meow-

Lama glama edited this message on 05/18/2009 8:16AM

anonymoushax-
or

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
9

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Then my wife says

“Baby, hold on, I’ve changed my mind!

I think I’m gonna have a chicken sandwich

Instead, this time”

Lama glama

Avatar: 169571 Wed Jun 03 16:11:47 -0400 2009
3

Level 35 Permanoob

“Kapitan Stupidska”

Papa Stalin Posted:

Srsly dis song makez mah ears bled, itz so horrible. Log in to see images!

onezeroone

Avatar: Code (Green)
1

[WeMalaise]

Level 18 Hacker

“Buffer Overflower”

I said “You always get a cheeseburger!”

She says “That’s not what I’m hungry for.”

I put my head in my hands and screamed,

“I don’t know who you are anymore!”

uhh

Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re

Level 16 Re-Re

The voice on the speaker says

“I don’t have all day!”

I said “Then, take our order,

And we’ll be on our way!

PostMaster

Avatar: Emo Girl
9

Level 30 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

I wanna get a chicken sandwich

And I want a cheeseburger, too

She’s like “You want onions on that?”

I’m like “Yeah, I already said that I do…

uhh

Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re

Level 16 Re-Re

...Plus we need curly fries

And don’t you dare forget it!

And two medium root beers

No, just one, we’ll split it.”

uhh

Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re

Level 16 Re-Re

Then I said “I’m guessin’ that

You’re probably not too bright…

So read me back my order

Let’s make sure you got it right.”

onezeroone

Avatar: Code (Green)
1

[WeMalaise]

Level 18 Hacker

“Buffer Overflower”

She says “One, you want a chicken sandwich.

Two, you want a cheeseburger

Three, curly fries, and a large root beer”

“Stop, don’t go no further!”

PostMaster

Avatar: Emo Girl
9

Level 30 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

“I never ordered a large rootbeer

I said medium, not large!”

Then she says “We’re havin’ a special,

I supersized you at no charge.”

uhh

Avatar: Jimmy the Re-Re

Level 16 Re-Re

“Oh.” And that’s all

I could say, was “Oh.”

And she says “Now there is somethin’ else

That I really think you should know.

onezeroone

Avatar: Code (Green)
1

[WeMalaise]

Level 18 Hacker

“Buffer Overflower”

You can have unlimited refills

For just a quarter more…”

I say “Great, except we’re in the drive thru…

So what would I want that for?”

Travian

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle
2

Level 20 Hacker

“Buffer Overflower”

friended

PostMaster

Avatar: Emo Girl
9

Level 30 Emo Kid

“Zorba the Bleak”

Then she says “Wait a minute

Your voice sounds so familiar…hey, is this Paul?

And my wife is all like “No, that ain’t Paul,

Now tell me, who’s this Paul?

Lama glama

Avatar: 169571 Wed Jun 03 16:11:47 -0400 2009
3

Level 35 Permanoob

“Kapitan Stupidska”

PostMaster Posted:

Then she says “Wait a minute

Your voice sounds so familiar…hey, is this Paul?

And my wife is all like “No, that ain’t Paul,

Now tell me, who’s this Paul?

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warjoke

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking
1

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

woot

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