Now we’re at the pay window

Or whatever you call it

Put my hand in my pocket

I can’t believe there’s no wallet!

She just rolls her eyes and says

“I’ll pay for this, I guess.”

So she reaches into her purse

And pulls out the American Express

I took back the card and said

“Gee, really? Well that sucks.”

And that’s when I found out

My wife was only carryin’ three bucks.

And I said “Nevermind,

Just help me to find some change…”

Now the lady at the window

Is lookin at me kinda strange…

We looked around inside the glove-box

And check the mat beneath my feet

I found a nickel in the ashtray

And a couple pennies and a dime in the space betweent he seats

And now my woman’s got this weird look

Frozen on her face

She screams, “you know

I wasn’t even really hungry in the first place”

So I pick up my change

Pick up my reciept

And I drive to the pickup window

Man, I just can’t wait to eat

And he hands me a paper bag

I look him in the eyes

And I say to him “Hey, Eugene,

Can I get some ketchup for my fries?”

And he looks at me

And I look at him

And he says “I’m sorry

What did you want again?”

And then he hands me the ketchup

And now we’re finally drivin’ away

And the food is drivin’ me mad

With its intoxicating bouquet