markchd Posted:

Two questions that will help me determine whether to apply:

► Is a pun ever funny?

► Are jokes that only informed and educated people would find funny too highbrow or esoteric for this game?

Yeah, I make those sometimes.

► A lot of people say puns are the last refuge of the damned. But I say they can be funny, when used correctly. If you think about it for several minutes and a pun is the best you’ve got, go for it. But one after another can be painful.

► I’ve thrown in things that a lot of people might not recognize, and tell myself “they’ll just look it up, so they’re being entertained and enriched at the same time!” But that’s rarely true, so you should go for the LCD most of the time, and toss in obscure references that will delight 1% of the audience once in a while.

Why do you think all my contests are named after cheesy popular game shows?

MC Banhammer Posted:

So basically anyone who has a life can’t do it.

Propose e-peen name be called “No, I DON’T have a life, thank you very much!”

Signed and upvoted

Odalisque Posted:

Looks like I’m the man for the job!

First Scully, now you? Log in to see images!

Finally, if you’ve come this far, I should point one thing out: Don’t post your application here! Email it to us at apprentice@forumwarz.com. But feel free to post questions, concerns and comments in this thread.

I will send you 50 Emails outlining my qualifications for this position. Log in to see images!

Anyway – sounds p. cool, but even though I can write well, I don’t have access to Photoshop, voice chat, etc. So I’ll let this one go. Log in to see images! Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 edited this message on 04/29/2009 4:40PM

If I had a background, I’d try. Being 14 does stop me a bit Log in to see images!

Hell, I’ll try anyway. Probably write it up later and send it in by Friday.

Is this going to be run like the apprentice on tv? Two teams? Everybody helps create competing submissions? Winning team doesn’t have a player eliminated? Who gets put on forts team in case their is a voice acting challenge? Will boardroom meetings be held in an IRC chat? Where only participants get voice and spectators can watch? lol

Applied. Now for the waiting game!!=p

ANGRY HOBO Posted:

IMHO you should improve the gameplay aspect 1st and then focus on the new storyline

Evil Trout is going to be working on the new battle system while Jalapeno Bootyhole starts writeing.

Also, nana should write a homosexual story that a contact tells you.

Sergeant Cid Posted:

Those are actually part of the same issue. Part of EP3 is supposed to be a revamping of the gameplay.

Talking with Evil Trout in IDC, he hopes to get the new system out before EP3.

Also Hobo, JB is the writer, he doesn’t do any coding. Thus this is independent of coding and he can’t help better gameplay come faster. (Atleast I think he can’t).